So You've Decided to Become EVIL...

Cool Site, even the script for the "Generation" button on the "Evil Plan" form needs to be fixed, you do get some funny results from the "Random" button!

Here is my result:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, confused by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your Mystical Abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

So who is the next Evil Villian here?

The Klown Lurks....

edit> I did the whole evil plan thing..... result came up without my choices and therefore made no sence and I can't be bothered fdoing it again.... So much for a criminal mastermind, then...

Argh

Same with me kayo

Will try it again

Edit: nope cant get it to work

IE / Firefox problem perhaps.

Your objective is simple: World domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to realise something is wrong, by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotage the United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension . Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

This was fun

what do you mean "you have decided to become Evil" ???? What about those of us born evil, can we join?

what do you mean "you have decided to become Evil" ???? What about those of us born evil, can we join?

"Born Evil"?

No "Tabula Rasa" for you?

.....And to think that I thought you were one of those nice, wholesome "Jane Austin"- type English Lasses......