>She has a tattoo on her buttock which says 'Sven was here'. She wants it removed and replaced with 'Several men were here'.

>She cannot lie.

>Does anyone know where to get laser tattoo treatment?

Pshaw Sir. Laser tattoo removal can leave heavy scaring on delicate skin. I suggest a more cunning plan. If spacing allows, I would go for the merest addition of a smidgeon of extra ink, thus getting:

"Newsvendors wash ethereally".

I have surveyed several newsvendors, and they assure me that they do indeed wash ethereally.

Objective met.

If spacing allows

She needs to put on a few pounds.

"... she cannot lie."

You are joking, aren't you?

Are you sure that was Buddha she was with, and not just some random fat bald bloke?

Did she take him to the monastery, or a short-time hotel?

I think she might be trying to hide something, or protect your feelings...

If she were Christian, rather than Buddhist, I would suggest she just turn the other cheek

SC

"... she cannot lie."

You are joking, aren't you?

Are you sure that was Buddha she was with, and not just some random fat bald bloke?

Did she take him to the monastery, or a short-time hotel?

I think she might be trying to hide something, or protect your feelings...

If she were Christian, rather than Buddhist, I would suggest she just turn the other cheek

SC

Thai girls cannot lie!!..........you should know that

New arrivals everyday

That's your best one

and possibly too close to the truth for my comfort

"A large group of yellow shirts were in here for several days".

"Almost became too wet to operate, the old one was completely flooded"

This potentially way too good a thread to die prematurely.

Get your creative juices flowing and ink away ...

Edit ... Well done Lancashirelad, you were inking while I was about to post.

Ok, Ok!! let's resurrect the beast!!

My pal was dating a lady in Scotland who had dyed her lady area green, and had a tattoo which said " Keep Off The Grass".

This is easily fixed, just add Sven } & Co was here

This is easily fixed, just add Sven } & Co was here

That will be Co as in a company of soldiers?............that sounds about right.

Well, for that week anyway.