StreetCowboy Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 (edited) ... (sorry - someone had to go...) The theblether apologizes for antagonizing the less tolerant members of TV, the theblether agrees that there seems to be an influx of topics of lesser virtue. The Crime...................encouraging malcontent's to post vitriol on the General Forum. The Punishment.........a commitment to post some more stupid topics on said forum. At this point several members are shouting noooooooooooooooooooooo!! But theblether insists.........it's the least he can do. ps. theblether is very lacking in self awareness, but theblether is not aware of it. Thou dost blether a lot . I wasn't aware of that Nothing wrong with a bit of Blethering Better blethering than bitter bleating by the bye, boys. SC or bilious <deleted> bombastic boastings bad... Edited March 8, 2012 by StreetCowboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I am all for bilgerous bloaterings ( I was a bilge rat in a previous existance ) . Thee theblether must be commended for his narative style , not every one can switch between third and first person without effecting the unbelievability of the tale . Help, the fabric of my reality is coming undone . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangot Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I can't believe we have come 7 pages without someone mentioning the crime of saying "Don't invest in Thailand more than you can afford to walk away from" as if they had just coined the most profound statement in the universe. Or maybe someone has, and I slept through it. And then there is "You can take the girl out of the bar ....etc etc" Vomit. Punishment for both/either is to donate everything to the bar girl and be forced to walk away - pre nookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 (edited) I am all for bilgerous bloaterings ( I was a bilge rat in a previous existance ) . Thee theblether must be commended for his narative style , not every one can switch between third and first person without effecting the unbelievability of the tale . Help, the fabric of my reality is coming undone . theblether switches from the third and the first person depending upon who he is trying to annoy at the time. ps Medication may have something to do with it too Edited March 8, 2012 by theblether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I am all for bilgerous bloaterings ( I was a bilge rat in a previous existance ) . Thee theblether must be commended for his narative style , not every one can switch between third and first person without effecting the unbelievability of the tale . Help, the fabric of my reality is coming undone . theblether switches from the third and the first person depending upon who he is trying to annoy at the time. ps Medication may have something to do with it too me two 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I am all for bilgerous bloaterings ( I was a bilge rat in a previous existance ) . Thee theblether must be commended for his narative style , not every one can switch between third and first person without effecting the unbelievability of the tale . Help, the fabric of my reality is coming undone . theblether switches from the third and the first person depending upon who he is trying to annoy at the time. ps Medication may have something to do with it too Well.... I'll be bletherd .... me too.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StreetCowboy Posted March 8, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 8, 2012 I am all for bilgerous bloaterings ( I was a bilge rat in a previous existance ) . Thee theblether must be commended for his narative style , not every one can switch between third and first person without effecting the unbelievability of the tale . Help, the fabric of my reality is coming undone . theblether switches from the third and the first person depending upon who he is trying to annoy at the time. ps Medication may have something to do with it too Well.... I'll be bletherd .... me too.... Blethering <deleted>, Batman, I'll bet two bits to a broken button that a better bonanza of bogus bullshit can't be found between Bearsden and Bonnyrigg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... Bleat here! Are four members like forearms? I've missed out my medication this evening... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... Bleat here! Are four members like forearms? They are closely connected...especially on the teenage forums.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ijustwannateach Posted March 8, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 8, 2012 Since when did the bleeding bickering Blether become so boastful as to blatantly emboss his brand betimes? Blimey! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... Bleat here! Are four members like forearms? I've missed out my medication this evening... SC Sixguns beats four arms.... I'll get my coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Apologies to smokie36 for directing the reader to his post, but I wanted to get the direct reference in. Introducing a new word into our collective vernacular … bletherology I was introduced to this word for the first time today by a learned colleague … Away and behave yourselves you bunch of blethering skites theblether is delighted at this sudden outburst of bletherology, next stop......world domination!! http://www.thaivisa....42#entry5119242 (up one post from smokie’s post) I’ve bought it over here because it just feels more at home here with his friends. You see, I naively thought that ‘bletherology’ was a piss take … I was sooooo wrong. A simple Google search reveals and enlightens us with the following … “... ignoring the experience, is unscientific discoursation, logonautics that means pseudoscientific bletherology which has a minimum of experience, a maximum ...” I tip my hat and raise my bottle to thebleather … well I’ll be buggered ! David48 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... Bleat here! Are four members like forearms? They are closely connected...especially on the teenage forums.... Babes blethering in the boondocks? Does Thai Visa have teenage forums (fora, by the bye)? I thought you were not allowed to join unless your beer gut was over 18. I checked "blether" on the famous quotations sites, and this one was't there yet "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink You can beat a horse with leather But you'll have to let him blether" SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... Bleat here! Are four members like forearms? They are closely connected...especially on the teenage forums.... Babes blethering in the boondocks? Does Thai Visa have teenage forums (fora, by the bye)? I thought you were not allowed to join unless your beer gut was over 18. I checked "blether" on the famous quotations sites, and this one was't there yet "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink You can beat a horse with leather But you'll have to let him blether" SC Last night , as I was caught up in this euphoria ,I was considering renaming myself as "thebladder" , in homage to the idle banterer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 What's all the blabber about that bombastic, braggart, the butt breathed, brown nosed basket case, the boring buffoon butterball Blether? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Last night , as I was caught up in this euphoria ,I was considering renaming myself as "thebladder" , in homage to the idle banterer. That's a belter, buddy. At first I thought you were taking the piss. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I can't believe we have come 7 pages without someone mentioning the crime of saying "Don't invest in Thailand more than you can afford to walk away from" as if they had just coined the most profound statement in the universe. Or maybe someone has, and I slept through it. And then there is "You can take the girl out of the bar ....etc etc" Vomit. Punishment for both/either is to donate everything to the bar girl and be forced to walk away - pre nookie. Did that many times, but without the "crime"!!! Where do I get my money back??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdallr Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Crime: Reading this topic Punishment: Drink any alcoholic beverage you can find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... Bleat here! Are four members like forearms? I've missed out my medication this evening... SC No, it's more like foreskins... and you can't find Dick under the covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Crime: Reading this topic Punishment: Drink any alcoholic beverage you can find Blast! It's a bevvy bully banging on about imbibing beer by the bucketful. SC So the barman said to me "so have ever wished you had an identical twin?" I replied "You mean, would I like a double? Make it glenfiddach, then" I meant to post that on the "Swapping Panini football cards" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 CRIME - having any intention of staying in Thailand with a limited budget PUNISHMENT - Sending begging PMs to at least 10 smug B's that insist on posting that anyone who has less than 100K per month is "Farang Kee Nok" (By the by, the B in "smug B's" is not short for Blether What Should be a CRIME - posting on the Forum "I have sent you a PM" - they know already! PUNISHMENT - Send 10 more PMs on behalf of the above offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Three blethering blaggards! No..hang on...make that four medicated members... Bleat here! Are four members like forearms? They are closely connected...especially on the teenage forums.... Babes blethering in the boondocks? Does Thai Visa have teenage forums (fora, by the bye)? I thought you were not allowed to join unless your beer gut was over 18. I checked "blether" on the famous quotations sites, and this one was't there yet "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink You can beat a horse with leather But you'll have to let him blether" SC Look what a quick google search has revealed.... http://scottishsocietyofjersey.co.uk/page9.htm Well I'll be blethered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Look what a quick google search has revealed.... http://scottishsocie...co.uk/page9.htm Well I'll be blethered! Blether me backwards with a brass band bassoon. He's been by before you... or is he following you? I don't want to make you paranoid, but it might be as well drawing the curtains before you log on this evening... Are you going to post them a link to this thread - this bog of bleating bovine bores, to encourage them to enjoy their island in the sun? Is it really like Arran? Though, obvoously, much smaller... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Look what a quick google search has revealed.... http://scottishsocie...co.uk/page9.htm Well I'll be blethered! Blether me backwards with a brass band bassoon. He's been by before you... or is he following you? I don't want to make you paranoid, but it might be as well drawing the curtains before you log on this evening... Are you going to post them a link to this thread - this bog of bleating bovine bores, to encourage them to enjoy their island in the sun? Is it really like Arran? Though, obvoously, much smaller... SC I'm moving my puter away from the window....I hear he's been in his bedroom watching JFK over and over while blethering away to himself...and us it seems. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 theblether reflects on the fact that the level of onomatopoeic expression on this topic are at roughly the same mental age as theblether current finds himself ( that being 9 months old ) The Crime..................falling asleep during English classes when onomatopoeia was taught The Punishment........you are hereby sentenced to reading Mobi's blog That will teach you for trying to be wide 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) theblether reflects on the fact that the level of onomatopoeic expression on this topic are at roughly the same mental age as theblether current finds himself ( that being 9 months old ) The Crime..................falling asleep during English classes when onomatopoeia was taught The Punishment........you are hereby sentenced to reading Mobi's blog That will teach you for trying to be wide Oh bottle up your blue bleating. Have you had a buffonery bypass? I'm away for a bevvy and a blether with the boys in the boozer. Mebbe a brace of beers, a bit of banter with the birds, if I can be bothered, then beat it back home by the bells. SC By the way, actually. I'll end up giving myself a stammer at this rate, and then we'll see who;s laughing... Edited March 9, 2012 by StreetCowboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 theblether reflects on the fact that the level of onomatopoeic expression on this topic are at roughly the same mental age as theblether current finds himself ( that being 9 months old ) The Crime..................falling asleep during English classes when onomatopoeia was taught The Punishment........you are hereby sentenced to reading Mobi's blog That will teach you for trying to be wide Oh bottle up your blue bleating. Have you had a buffonery bypass? I'm away for a bevvy and a blether with the boys in the boozer. Mebbe a brace of beers, a bit of banter with the birds, if I can be bothered, then beat it back home by the bells. SC By the way, actually. I'll end up giving myself a stammer at this rate, and then we'll see who;s laughing... That all sounds blether-ingly super. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 theblether reflects on the fact that the level of onomatopoeic expression on this topic are at roughly the same mental age as theblether current finds himself ( that being 9 months old ) The Crime..................falling asleep during English classes when onomatopoeia was taught The Punishment........you are hereby sentenced to reading Mobi's blog That will teach you for trying to be wide Oh bottle up your blue bleating. Have you had a buffonery bypass? I'm away for a bevvy and a blether with the boys in the boozer. Mebbe a brace of beers, a bit of banter with the birds, if I can be bothered, then beat it back home by the bells. SC By the way, actually. I'll end up giving myself a stammer at this rate, and then we'll see who;s laughing... Good to see an improvement from your SC, I was starting to fear for the Scottish education system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 theblether reflects on the fact that the level of onomatopoeic expression on this topic are at roughly the same mental age as theblether current finds himself ( that being 9 months old ) The Crime..................falling asleep during English classes when onomatopoeia was taught The Punishment........you are hereby sentenced to reading Mobi's blog That will teach you for trying to be wide Oh bottle up your blue bleating. Have you had a buffonery bypass? I'm away for a bevvy and a blether with the boys in the boozer. Mebbe a brace of beers, a bit of banter with the birds, if I can be bothered, then beat it back home by the bells. SC By the way, actually. I'll end up giving myself a stammer at this rate, and then we'll see who;s laughing... That all sounds blether-ingly super. Glad to see you could leave the toilets at Swampy long enough to join us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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