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I Want To Meet An Alien!

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Seriously.

And I'm not talking Thai-government-speak. I mean a real honest-to-God ET.

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Stag's Head in Tsim Sha Tsui used to be the place, but its calmed down a lot since they got rid of the 3 am happy hour and started closing at night.

I remember greeting the barman as he knocked off and I clocked in to the office of a morning...

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Stag's Head in Tsim Sha Tsui used to be the place, but its calmed down a lot since they got rid of the 3 am happy hour and started closing at night.

I remember greeting the barman as he knocked off and I clocked in to the office of a morning...

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They even had Neat Neat Neat on the duke box .

Stag's Head in Tsim Sha Tsui used to be the place, but its calmed down a lot since they got rid of the 3 am happy hour and started closing at night.

I remember greeting the barman as he knocked off and I clocked in to the office of a morning...

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They even had Neat Neat Neat on the duke box .

and Tom and Englebert

When do you want to meet me? We can even share birdy pictures. I sure can't post them on the photography forum.

If you can hang on in there for one or two centuries, I am sure we will have the transportation methods to make your wish a reality. Make it so number one.

on the BBC website today there was a report regarding 'alien substances' reaching the shore of antartica...someone please investigate...

'interview with an amoeba...'

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Setting Naam aside for a moment, there are a few posters on here who certainly don't sound like human beings.

But I think it's unfair that all alien meetings and abductions seem to take place in the US; why can't we have some in Thailand? I could offer them several prize specimens to 'uplift'.

Setting Naam aside for a moment, there are a few posters on here who certainly don't sound like human beings.

But I think it's unfair that all alien meetings and abductions seem to take place in the US; why can't we have some in Thailand? I could offer them several prize specimens to 'uplift'.

All self-respecting aliens wear helmets..............

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How dare you cast aspersions on my avatar? He's much better-looking, in my opinion, than I am, and I prefer to remain a shadowy figure in the background.

FYI, he is called a Spoon-billed Sandpiper (or Eurynorhynchus pygmaeus, poor thing); he breeds on the Chukotsk Peninsula and winters, supposedly, in Bangladesh. He is quite likely to become extinct before I do.

Come to think of it, perhaps he's the nearest thing to an alien I've actually seen.

Bad Alien . Set about it with a broom .

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If that's the best you can do, Onionluke, I don't think I want to meet that one. What an earthbound lot you are!

If that's the best you can do, Onionluke, I don't think I want to meet that one. What an earthbound lot you are!

Well you did ask . Come back Hale Bopp !!!

So when you get your wish, what are you going to say to it (the alien)?

- 'Can I have your autograph?'

- 'You must be hungry - may I buy you a slab of dead roasted animal, washed down by a liquid that will cause loss of self-control and illness?'

- 'Are those boobs of yours natural... and what's the third one for?'

- 'Do all aliens have a tentacle as small as yours?'

- 'Do you guys have to use that darned gasohol in your saucers?'

- 'Are there muslims on Mars?'

So when you get your wish, what are you going to say to it (the alien)?

- 'Can I have your autograph?'

- 'You must be hungry - may I buy you a slab of dead roasted animal, washed down by a liquid that will cause loss of self-control and illness?'

- 'Are those boobs of yours natural... and what's the third one for?'

- 'Do all aliens have a tentacle as small as yours?'

- 'Do you guys have to use that darned gasohol in your saucers?'

- 'Are there muslims on Mars?'

That could be a whole new thread - Imagine you had to welcome an alien to Earth. How?

bit of a native american joke there, I'll get my coat...

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So when you get your wish, what are you going to say to it (the alien)?

- 'Can I have your autograph?'

- 'You must be hungry - may I buy you a slab of dead roasted animal, washed down by a liquid that will cause loss of self-control and illness?'

- 'Are those boobs of yours natural... and what's the third one for?'

- 'Do all aliens have a tentacle as small as yours?'

- 'Do you guys have to use that darned gasohol in your saucers?'

- 'Are there muslims on Mars?'

Communication will be telepathic... so I'm not telling.

OK ‘isanbirder’ All I can say is be careful what you wish for……..But if you wish to; ‘put yourself out there’ all I can recommend is; be prepared mate.

I would suggest you keep a large tube of KY on standby, or have fitted a titanium but plug….them Aliens love the probing or, so I believe.

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The other day, a motorcycle rider in front of my car was wearing a helmet with two antennae. Was he an alien?

On second thoughts, I don't think I'd be interested, because he had a girl riding pillion.

The other day, a motorcycle rider in front of my car was wearing a helmet with two antennae. Was he an alien?

On second thoughts, I don't think I'd be interested, because he had a girl riding pillion.

Oh No!

She's .... fallen in love -

with a Monster Ma a aan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFuisF2JGz0

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The other day, a motorcycle rider in front of my car was wearing a helmet with two antennae. Was he an alien?

On second thoughts, I don't think I'd be interested, because he had a girl riding pillion.

Oh No!

She's .... fallen in love -

with a Monster Ma a aan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFuisF2JGz0

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Forget not the unknown , the oceanic kingdom and all its mysterious alien possibilities !!

The other day, a motorcycle rider in front of my car was wearing a helmet with two antennae. Was he an alien?

On second thoughts, I don't think I'd be interested, because he had a girl riding pillion.

Oh No!

She's .... fallen in love -

with a Monster Ma a aan

...

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Forget not the unknown , the oceanic kingdom and all its mysterious alien possibilities !!

Bought with "Destination Venus" on Sire, if I'm not wrong.

And who could forget "Flying Saucer Attack"?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/389070-if-youre-listening-to-music-now-whats-playing-4/page__view__findpost__p__5150978

We could go on all night here, but I've got work in the morning

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In a more constructive vein, it might help if you go into the hall and leave the landing light on

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The old ones are still the best; you can't get nostalgia like that since they went decimal

Forget not the unknown , the oceanic kingdom and all its mysterious alien possibilities !!

James Cameron (no relation to idiot Dave) is exploring the Mariana Trench in a one-man submarine about now. He left Guam a couple of days ago. Better than Star Wars, by all accounts.

Forget not the unknown , the oceanic kingdom and all its mysterious alien possibilities !!

James Cameron (no relation to idiot Dave) is exploring the Mariana Trench in a one-man submarine about now. He left Guam a couple of days ago. Better than Star Wars, by all accounts.

Ah , thee aquatic realm , only now can the human race apreciate the writers of " The Man from Atlantis " .

Good luck James !!

^The 'music' in that vid reminds me of a variation on rap - 'c' rap.

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