When they call me a gorilla, and point at me like an ape

I stomp nikkaz like godzilla,squash peanut buster parfaits

Ai Ling, Ai dam, or even hao 'dam pee', they speakin straight lies

cuz I aint no chimpanzee, I'm a black american OG see recognize

Born in the land of the brave and the Free aint no welfare receipt.

I was once and African Slave at a Brittish colony in mississippi.

Colonized us like every country in Africa, Abraham Lincoln

Saved us heroically like the spirit of Santa, I aint drinkin sizzurb

I spit 16 bars from the rings of saturn, me I can flatten

a planet so you can see it like Christopher Colombus

Or I can command a bandit for aliens to abduct us.

Me if I was red, white, black or green would you call me

an equal or look down on me stereotypically cuz of the

ebonics I speak? Superficiality aint start on black mans streetz,

It started in Europe from England,France to tha alleyz of Greece...

All the very best in your rap carreer. Thankfully you would need a work permit to sing that over here, best of luck!

Have you been on a bender ?

What language is this in?

I was once and African Slave at a Brittish colony in mississippi

You must be knocking on a bit now.....

A little early for the Chang isnt it ?

Oh ... <deleted> ... I don't care!

First get the Soundtrack ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ouOa9k0gE

Replace her lyrics with ...

Hit it!

This ain't the home country

It ain't no country club either

This is the Land of Smiles!

"All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"

Says the OAP (Old Age Pensioner) next to me out of nowhere

It's apropos of nothing

He says his name's William but I'm sure

He's Bill or Billy or Bob or Buddy

And he's just an playing up next to me

And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his

whole life

We are drinking beer at 9am on Tuesday

In a bar that faces Pattaya's Beach Road

The good girls of Issan are showering their bods

Hosing and scrubbing up as best they can

In preparation for their shift at the Bar

They ride their shiny Hondas and Yamahas

Down to their Bar, the restaurant too

Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

Until the sun comes up over Pattaya Bay

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning

And Billy likes to peel the labels

From his bottles of Chang

He shreds them on the bar

Then he lights every match in an oversized pack

Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers

before blowing and cursing them out

And he's watching the bottles of Chang as they spin on the floor

And a happy couple enters the bar

Dangerously close to one another

The bartender looks up from her personal ads

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

Until the sun goes comes up Pattaya Bay

Otherwise the bar is ours,

The day and the night and Walking Street too

The matches and the Buds and the street food too

The sun and the moon but

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

I got a feeling I'm not the only one

All I wanna do is have some fun

Until the sun comes up over Pattaya Bay

Until the sun comes up over Pattaya Bay

Flame thrower coming I know ...

Edit: YouTube link dropped out

awesome post dude.

I really want to tell him about my native history, but feel he won't believe it, and l am white.

Obviously not Thai related. Hope your next posts are a bit better.

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