Jokes

[Boon Mee]

>After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man

on her

>nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he

>nervously asks.

>"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

>"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

>No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

>"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

No, no, no!!!" she answers.

>Well, who in the ###### is he, then?" he demands.

>That's me before the surgery."

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