April 18, 201213 yr It all depends ...... I recall two events, one in Libya and one in Al Khobar, Saudi Arabia, when I was walking home from an illegal bar and didn't bother to remove any article of clohing. The unfortunate point about this was that each time I was stopped by a police car before I reached home. The fortunate part was that neither set of rozzers was prepared to arrest me and accompany me to jail.
April 18, 201213 yr I like to poo when naked as then the bum gun application is unfettered...the bog in the upstairs bedroom accesses the rear terrace so that there is foot traffic but everyone in the family have seen me on the throne when passing thru and it's no longer an issue... a long time ago the 5'11" girlfriend useta like to torment me when taking a dump and in compromised circumstances but that usually was an invitation for sex when I finished my business...
April 18, 201213 yr I just thought to myself. Haven't visited Bedlam in ages, I'll have a peak. I see the quality of the topics has improved I recall two events, one in Libya and one in Al Khobar, Saudi Arabia, when I was walking home from an illegal bar and didn't bother to remove any article of clohing. Is it still there? I'm going to Dharan next week.
April 18, 201213 yr It all depends ...... I recall two events, one in Libya and one in Al Khobar, Saudi Arabia, when I was walking home from an illegal bar and didn't bother to remove any article of clohing. The unfortunate point about this was that each time I was stopped by a police car before I reached home. The fortunate part was that neither set of rozzers was prepared to arrest me and accompany me to jail. the saudi cop: ' do you poo, sir?'...humph: 'yes I do, sir...'...the befuddled cop then gets back in his cruiser and drives away... white folks can get away with lots in the Middle East...fortunately...now, let me tell ye about the time with two chinese girls in Bahrain, etc...
April 18, 201213 yr about 60 seconds was it ?? fer the poo or the chinese girls?...where's humph?...with the girls it took about 3 days and I forgot to go into work and the boss was annoyed...it was around Christmas time and I mentioned religious excitement...
April 18, 201213 yr white folks can get away with lots in the Middle East...fortunately.. Yep. I got stopped at a check point on the Dammam highway last week. I spoke nicely with the police and he pulled me to one side. Waited until all the other Saudi's in the queue had picked up their speeding tickets and then said "you can go but please keep speed down to 120"
April 18, 201213 yr I just thought to myself. Haven't visited Bedlam in ages, I'll have a peak. I see the quality of the topics has improved I recall two events, one in Libya and one in Al Khobar, Saudi Arabia, when I was walking home from an illegal bar and didn't bother to remove any article of clohing. Is it still there? I'm going to Dharan next week. Unfortunately that was in 1991 with the scuds just finished. I went back there in about 2005 and the place was almost unrecognisable (except I was in the Tamimi TCN camp, which hasn't changed in three decades). Couldn't find it, but I suggest the Golden Belt compound, if you know anyone there.
April 18, 201213 yr white folks can get away with lots in the Middle East...fortunately.. Yep. I got stopped at a check point on the Dammam highway last week. I spoke nicely with the police and he pulled me to one side. Waited until all the other Saudi's in the queue had picked up their speeding tickets and then said "you can go but please keep speed down to 120" welcome back, Mr BoJ...
April 18, 201213 yr just!!!......why did I even open this thread some things I really don't need to know
April 19, 201213 yr just!!!......why did I even open this thread some things I really don't need to know I read the first couple, saw this and thought, why is this thread even in existence. I'd make a comment about the depths some members feel the need to fall to to find something to post but wont bother, the pun is already there
April 19, 201213 yr It all depends ...... I recall two events, one in Libya and one in Al Khobar, Saudi Arabia, when I was walking home from an illegal bar and didn't bother to remove any article of clohing. The unfortunate point about this was that each time I was stopped by a police car before I reached home. The fortunate part was that neither set of rozzers was prepared to arrest me and accompany me to jail. In my opinion you were justified in your actions HB.I reckon I would shit myself too with the prospect of getting caught in a country that arbitrarily applies Sharia law. What's Sharia law prescribe as a sentence for being drunk and disorderly anyway?
April 19, 201213 yr It all depends ...... I recall two events, one in Libya and one in Al Khobar, Saudi Arabia, when I was walking home from an illegal bar and didn't bother to remove any article of clohing. The unfortunate point about this was that each time I was stopped by a police car before I reached home. The fortunate part was that neither set of rozzers was prepared to arrest me and accompany me to jail. In my opinion you were justified in your actions HB.I reckon I would shit myself too with the prospect of getting caught in a country that arbitrarily applies Sharia law. What's Sharia law prescribe as a sentence for being drunk and disorderly anyway? Flogging. Number of strokes to be determined. Usually a jail period as well. Having been in aLibyan jail as a prisoner and having been a prison visitor (voluntary) in that country as well, I can testify that conditions are not pleasant.
April 20, 201213 yr I got busted in Bahrain when some local punk ran into me on the road and then told the cops that I was drunk (at 0730 in the morning?) he was outta line but nonetheless they tested and I had alcohol in the blood (my last drink was 10 hours before) and then I was GUILTY...and I then said: 'test the punk' and they said: 'he's a muslim and he doesn't drink...' sheeeddd... I spent the afternoon in jail and then a local arab associate came and got me out...but the cops were polite and segregated me from the others who were a nasty south asian crew (a disfigured sub-human held up a severely damaged disfigured paw and hissed 'yessss...yessss...')...and then I had to use a driver for 3 months who had bad BO and refused to use deodorant... oh...de pain ob libben...and the money wasn't even that good...
April 20, 201213 yr Author Most of you will be doing a poo in the next 24 hours.....I dare you to try it....take your pants of and enjoy the feeling of freedom.
April 21, 201213 yr Adult diapers don't work for the big one. Not even for a good piss. They are apparently only good for minor leakage.
April 21, 201213 yr Always... except in Lapland. Have you seen those mosquitoes? Nature's guided missiles.
April 21, 201213 yr Always... except in Lapland. Have you seen those mosquitoes? Nature's guided missiles. yeah...same same in Alaska in the summertime...out in the brush you only uncovered yer arse in an emergency as the mosquitoes are as big as small birds... ever seen a raven open someone's lunchbox with their beak and then help themselves to the contents?...really something to see... and then, here comes an alaskan brown bear (grizzly) just wandering about and he/she looks at the humans and sez: '<deleted> do you think that yer doin' on my patch?...' south east Alaska is one of the most beautiful places in the world but it is insane...
April 21, 201213 yr Always... except in Lapland. Have you seen those mosquitoes? Nature's guided missiles. yeah...same same in Alaska in the summertime...out in the brush you only uncovered yer arse in an emergency as the mosquitoes are as big as small birds... ever seen a raven open someone's lunchbox with their beak and then help themselves to the contents?...really something to see... and then, here comes an alaskan brown bear (grizzly) just wandering about and he/she looks at the humans and sez: '<deleted> do you think that yer doin' on my patch?...' south east Alaska is one of the most beautiful places in the world but it is insane... Home to Sarah P., until Romney sees that she is his only hope of achieving the Presidency.
April 21, 201213 yr Always... except in Lapland. Have you seen those mosquitoes? Nature's guided missiles. yeah...same same in Alaska in the summertime...out in the brush you only uncovered yer arse in an emergency as the mosquitoes are as big as small birds... ever seen a raven open someone's lunchbox with their beak and then help themselves to the contents?...really something to see... and then, here comes an alaskan brown bear (grizzly) just wandering about and he/she looks at the humans and sez: '<deleted> do you think that yer doin' on my patch?...' south east Alaska is one of the most beautiful places in the world but it is insane... Home to Sarah P., until Romney sees that she is his only hope of achieving the Presidency. naw, humph...I think that she lives up above Fairbanks somewhere where she can do less damage...the loggers, natives and fishermen in the south east don't suffer fools gladly...when I was there in 1974 the local congressional representative did a promotion in Ketchikan with a huge halibut bake (and man was that tasty) and free booze...he tried to deliver an address but was drowned out by us tramp loggers shouting and throwing beer...but, he smiled and was cool...
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