What Is Your Favourite Attack When Some Dude Attacks You?

[gravion]

hello folks, ive been thinking for a while......

what if some dude suddenly wants to get a piece of ya?

i may know that walking away is the best..... but what if the dude starts touching ur ass and starts banging your head!??!?!!

i would like to know what u peeps favourite counter attack would be????

for me, maybe i would kick the groin harrrrd and drive my pointy elbow to their face!!!!!!!!!!!

wow i really wanna see the effect of that..........

what u peeps gonna blast?

[gravion]

ok kool, ive got an idea... i would drive my big head to their noise, and stomp their finger ONCE hard with da heel....

thaz critical

im in a mood for a fight now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zzaa09]

Been thinking for a while?

Dude?

[cardholder]

I always find that posting after 'thinking' makes you look a bit of a <deleted> !

[eek]

..just when you thought you had read in this forum everything odd you could possibly read

[gravion]

ive had a thought........ actually stomping 10 or so times would be really sweeeeet.......... ( wearing a jandal)

i could imagine my self doing that...... wow it would f33l so good man.... do ya reckon????

stomp their face... arms.... ribs... stomach.... wow really crunch as...... LOL

[eek]

but what if the dude starts touching ur ass and starts banging your head!??!?!!

..ill hate myself in the morning, but "touching your ass"...and "banging your head".... ????????????????? what??

[Payboy]

but what if the dude starts touching ur ass and starts banging your head!??!?!!

..ill hate myself in the morning, but "touching your ass"...and "banging your head".... ????????????????? what??

Sounds like a close encounter of the 3rd kind.

[Exsexyman]

Now be a good boy and go to sleep. Mummy will be very cross if she catches you playing with the computer.

[gravion]

ok daddy, after i masty watching a coyoty movie hehehe

[smokie36]

Dear oh dear....gravion strikes back....wait for the next movie folks...

[osten]

I'll have what the OP is having....<deleted>?

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[w11guy]

Sounds like you hang around the wrong places or with the wrong people. Please upgrade your life.

[Tonto21]

‘gravion’……Just say NO!

“Pointy elbow to their face”………I swear I had a shiver go down my back when I read this…..You are a wild man!

[bangkokrick]

Thought this was an English language forum.

[Tywais]

Thought this was an English language forum.

I translated to Thai and then back to English via Google. Seems an explanation was found hidden in there.

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Hi folks, ive been a while ......

What if I want to be part of the drug?

It may be that it is best to walk away ..... but I will touch ur ass and start banging your head '!

I would like to know what Peeps are like a counter attack?

For me, maybe I'll kick to the groin and harrrrd drive my pointy elbow to the face of them!

Wow, I want to see the results of the ..........

U Peeps What you blow?

[smokie36]

Haha quality tywais!

[theblether]

Computer games have got a lot to answer for these days.........people that have seen and experienced violence would never start a topic as stupid as this.

[brit1984]

I hope the OP's counter-attack is unsuccessful

[theblether]

I hope the OP's counter-attack is unsuccessful

Your a bad boy

[StreetCowboy]

I would favour an attack of coughing.

I would save the pointy elbows for fiddling. And perhaps flinging.

SC

[smokie36]

Not bad SC....or a faked heart attack. That will bring the assailant down a peg or two!

[eek]

Computer games have got a lot to answer for these days.........people that have seen and experienced violence would never start a topic as stupid as this.

dat mite explain sum of da OPs way of writin cuz in puter gamez deh tok like dis. Maybeh hes just pro 1337 speak an we 2 dumb 2 kno.

[loong]

Why not just tell them to back off, or you'll get your big brother to sort them out.

If that fails, threaten to tell a teacher.

[StreetCowboy]

You might strike him with a cutting remark or pointed witticisms.

Though you might find that enflames rather than resolves the situation.

It might be better to say "Calm down! Calm down" in an outrageous Scouse accent

SC

[bangkokrick]

A 'Glasgow kiss' would suffice.

[smokie36]

You might strike him with a cutting remark or pointed witticisms.

Though you might find that enflames rather than resolves the situation.

It might be better to say "Calm down! Calm down" in an outrageous Scouse accent

SC

Don't patronise me Street lad <pokes SC> eh? eh?......

[StreetCowboy]

A 'Glasgow kiss' would suffice.

You old romantic, you!

[StreetCowboy]

You might strike him with a cutting remark or pointed witticisms.

Though you might find that enflames rather than resolves the situation.

It might be better to say "Calm down! Calm down" in an outrageous Scouse accent

SC

Don't patronise me Street lad <pokes SC> eh? eh?......

Calm down, man! Calm down!

I'm tryin' to watch the footie... slightly disappointing game of roundball, but now - Hull v Leeds, though I might go to bed and watch the replay in the morning.

Gravion, you could learn from this, and, when in a tight spot, look for a digression...

'Time for a a sharp exit', as they say in the beer adverts...

Or perhaps the Tartan Pimpernel might save you...

SC

[smokie36]

Hehe aye you distracted me perfectly...and left me offering to buy you a pint!

A true professional at work....

6-4....come on Hull!!