Jokes

[A. BOOZER]

PHARMACY

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales

girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is

looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the

correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he ! deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball

of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for

your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the

store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of

tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.

So..... I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.