Dad And Dave

[chuenyongman]

,Dad and Dave, well known Aussie icons were sitting around doing nothing in particular when in comes their dog. The dog sits down and begins to lick it's testicles. As Dave watches it, he says to Dad, "I wish I could do that". Dad replies,"Well if you pat him first, He might let you!"

[krading]

Or this classic from Benny Hill.

I was with that Betssie O'toole

in this field there's this cow and this bull

and they was .... , well, you could see they was friendly anyhow.

I looks at her and says " 'Eh Pat, I wouldn't half like to do that."

She says, "Well , why not ask, she looks a friendly cow"