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How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

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garrya Gold Member

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What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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Why would they have human genders? They might build themselves in factories.

Aliens, something or someone, that can be different in nature. coffee1.gif

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What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Why would they have human genders? They might build themselves in factories.

Aliens, something or someone, that can be different in nature. coffee1.gif

That is an interesting thought. I always imagined that if I met an alien, it would be similar to a human but just a bit different. Indeed, if and when I meet an alien, it may prove to be nothing like a human at all.

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samsiam Gold Member

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What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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If you told it to go fork itself and it did...you would know.

brit1984 Platinum Member

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If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make.

If I ever encounter an alien, I really hope it doesn't flirt with me...

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If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make.

If I ever encounter an alien, I really hope it doesn't flirt with me...

What's a couple of probes if you get a delicious cowlip dinner for it, eh ?

brit1984 Platinum Member

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Who cares, it is probably gonna be ugly as <deleted> and will wanna get your guts.

PS just got back from watching Prometheus.

I agree, I imagine if I ever see an alien, it will be a pretty awful sight...

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I expect if I ever meet an alien, it will be more of a continental European...

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How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

If your arse hurts after the encounter..........sad.png

Are suggesting one gender is more inclined towards being a pain in the arse? If so, which one?

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The one wearing the 10" strap-on. :rolleyes:

samsiam Gold Member

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Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice.

I think an alien is more likely to have testicles than tentacles.

With a slight hint of garlic.

and smell like tacos

kevjohn Platinum Member

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Just wish to inform the OP that, when he gets that tap on the shoulder, aliens do speak the English language and are very polite.

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It is possible that an alien is reading this thread...

If that is indeed the case, please state your gender

Yep.......this one

Been one big fight all day as to

who was going to use the computer,,,,,sad.png

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I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien.

Apply for Thai citizenship and you will agree that it are only aliens who enter your country.

http://www.thai-info.net/info/imigvisa.htm

Certain aliens who come into the country for the purpose of business or investment receive visa privileges upon the recommendation of the Board Of Investments.

Thaddeus Star Member

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I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien.

Apply for Thai citizenship and you will agree that it are only aliens who enter your country.

http://www.thai-info...fo/imigvisa.htm

Certain aliens who come into the country for the purpose of business or investment receive visa privileges upon the recommendation of the Board Of Investments.

Now there is a light-hearted thread downer if ever there was one.

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