As an official alien in Thailand my beer gut and bald head give me away a bit.

What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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Why would they have human genders? They might build themselves in factories.

Aliens, something or someone, that can be different in nature.

What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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Why would they have human genders? They might build themselves in factories.

Aliens, something or someone, that can be different in nature.

That is an interesting thought. I always imagined that if I met an alien, it would be similar to a human but just a bit different. Indeed, if and when I meet an alien, it may prove to be nothing like a human at all.

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What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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If you told it to go fork itself and it did...you would know.

If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make.

If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make.

If I ever encounter an alien, I really hope it doesn't flirt with me...

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Who cares, it is probably gonna be ugly as <deleted> and will wanna get your guts.

PS just got back from watching Prometheus.

If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make.

If I ever encounter an alien, I really hope it doesn't flirt with me...

What's a couple of probes if you get a delicious cowlip dinner for it, eh ?

Who cares, it is probably gonna be ugly as <deleted> and will wanna get your guts.

PS just got back from watching Prometheus.

I agree, I imagine if I ever see an alien, it will be a pretty awful sight...

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I hope there are female Chinese-Thai version of aliens

I hope there are female Chinese-Thai version of aliens

Exotic hiso light skinned ones..

I expect if I ever meet an alien, it will be more of a continental European...

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How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

If your arse hurts after the encounter..........

Are suggesting one gender is more inclined towards being a pain in the arse? If so, which one?

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The one wearing the 10" strap-on.

My dentist says females have more cavities

Get your dick out of your ear and take me to your leader.

Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice.

I think an alien is more likely to have testicles than tentacles.

With a slight hint of garlic.

Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice.

I think an alien is more likely to have testicles than tentacles.

With a slight hint of garlic.

and smell like tacos

Using TV logic, if it asks for money for a sick buffalo it must be the female of the species.

Aliens have feelings too ya know.

Jeez....Leave it to an experenced American to answers the question. Check for Adam's Apple

Just wish to inform the OP that, when he gets that tap on the shoulder, aliens do speak the English language and are very polite.

I must ask them that when I go to make my next 90day report for aliens at immigration.

It is possible that an alien is reading this thread...

If that is indeed the case, please state your gender

It is possible that an alien is reading this thread...

If that is indeed the case, please state your gender

Yep.......this one

Been one big fight all day as to

who was going to use the computer,,,,,

I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread.

I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread.

Ok.....

Or.....

Goes without saying doesnt it!

I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien.

Apply for Thai citizenship and you will agree that it are only aliens who enter your country.

http://www.thai-info.net/info/imigvisa.htm

Certain aliens who come into the country for the purpose of business or investment receive visa privileges upon the recommendation of the Board Of Investments.

I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien.

Apply for Thai citizenship and you will agree that it are only aliens who enter your country.

http://www.thai-info...fo/imigvisa.htm

Certain aliens who come into the country for the purpose of business or investment receive visa privileges upon the recommendation of the Board Of Investments.

Now there is a light-hearted thread downer if ever there was one.