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Moses went back up the mountain. "Excuse me, I just want to get this straight. The Arabs get all the oil,and we get to cut off the ends of our what???

What is a Tasmanian idea of foreplay? ............You awake, Mum?

What do you get if you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer? A system that wont go down on you.

Did you hear about the Jewish banker who bought his wife a solid gold diaphragm?

He wanted to come into his own money.

The Dowager rings for her butler and asks him to ;- Please take off my dress.Please take off my petticoat. please take off my bra. Please take off my panties. All her requests are answered by a respectful, "yes Ma am". Finally she says, And Jeeves, If I catch you wearing my clothes again , You'll be sacked.

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