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US comedian and social commentator Bill Maher suggests a Vice Presidential pick to Mitt Romney:

"But I got one more idea. Yes, it's desperate, but Mitt, come on, you're not the most galvanizing candidate in history. And by that, I mean, you're the least galvanizing candidate in history. Scientists are testing your stump speech as a cure for sleep apnea. Remember that time you tried to kiss a baby, and it crawled back in the womb? ... Me, Mitt. Pick me! Pick me for your VP! I know it's out of the box, but look. We are complete opposites. Americans love that. It'll be like a buddy movie, where you're the uptight square, and I'm Chris Tucker. I could bring total balance to the ticket. You're against medical marijuana, I'm high right now! (audience applause) You wear magic underwear, I go commando. I hate kids, you have 47 over for Thanksgiving. You're a Mormon, I think Mormonism is a hysterical con invented by a swindler to get pussy! Me, Mitt, me! Let me help you move America forward into the past!"

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