Be honest and give it a shot......LOL

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  The Female Demerit System
  In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
  Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
  You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
  
  Here is a guide to the point system:
  SIMPLE DUTIES
  You make the bed (+1)
  You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
  You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
  You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
  But return with Beer (-5)
  You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
  You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
  You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
  You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
  It's her pet (-20)
  SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
  You stay by her side the entire party (0)
  You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2)
  Named Tina (-10)
  Tina is a dancer (-20)
  Tina has silicone implants (-80)
  HER BIRTHDAY
  You take her out to dinner (+2)
  You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
  Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
  And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
  It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
  A NIGHT OUT
  You take her to a movie (+1)
  You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
  You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
  You take her to a movie you like (-2)
  It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
  You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
  YOUR PHYSIQUE
  You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
  You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
  You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
  You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
  THE BIG QUESTION
  She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
  You hesitate in responding (-10)
  You reply, "Where?" (-35)
  Any other response (-20)
  COMMUNICATION
  When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
  You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
  You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
  She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
  

STILL TRYING DIG MY WAY OUT OF LONG DROP....... HA HA HA.

So funny.

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500 )

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

Such is life when it comes to women!!

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

I'm winning at the moment. It's the summer break here and we let the women go home for extended holidays and all the blokes become wanke_r's and we all get huge points for that. BTW, it means WifesAwayNoKidsEmptyRefrigerator

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

I'm winning at the moment. It's the summer break here and we let the women go home for extended holidays and all the blokes become wanke_r's and we all get huge points for that. BTW, it means WifesAwayNoKidsEmptyRefrigerator

If you were somewhere civilised, like Jeddah or Khobar, the kids could be on the beach all day, but Riyadh? Hated it.

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

I'm winning at the moment. It's the summer break here and we let the women go home for extended holidays and all the blokes become wanke_r's and we all get huge points for that. BTW, it means WifesAwayNoKidsEmptyRefrigerator

If you were somewhere civilised, like Jeddah or Khobar, the kids could be on the beach all day, but Riyadh? Hated it.

We have Swimming Pools and play grounds up the ying yang Humph. There is plenty for the little ones to do. Khobar is ok, been several times but too humid at this time of year. At least Riyadh is a dry heat.

Can someone please clarify the last one....cos I can listen for hours so long as my beer is topped up from time to time....

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

Not quite. Go out to buy what she wants (+8) and return with beer (-5) leaves you with +3.

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

Not quite. Go out to buy what she wants (+8) and return with beer (-5) leaves you with +3.

But then you'll start to develop that potbelly, so it goes negative.

And there's always the joker - "Do I look fat?". Liable to be played at any time, with no limit on the number of uses.

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

Not quite. Go out to buy what she wants (+8) and return with beer (-5) leaves you with +3.

But then you'll start to develop that potbelly, so it goes negative.

And there's always the joker - "Do I look fat?". Liable to be played at any time, with no limit on the number of uses.

Could try the 'head 'em off at the pass approach' by asking if she has lost weight every time she looks like opening her gob.

Lets face it, this is a game where the man loses, no matter what.

Not quite. Go out to buy what she wants (+8) and return with beer (-5) leaves you with +3.

But then you'll start to develop that potbelly, so it goes negative.

And there's always the joker - "Do I look fat?". Liable to be played at any time, with no limit on the number of uses.

Could try the 'head 'em off at the pass approach' by asking if she has lost weight every time she looks like opening her gob.

Get most kudos, just say.......

"Sweetheart, you've lost weight."....with a smile.