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The Secret Way To Get Your Wife Out Of Your Life For 1 Month!


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I know all of you have a special cockroach in your hat of tricks to pull out when you really get desperate. But sometimes scare tactics are not always needed. A good sit on the head without a flush for a couple hours may drive her out of the studio apartment for an afternoon. But WHAT do you do if you have a condo or house and you need that special someone you just met to enter your life and that old and annoying wretch to take a nice long hike?

Tell her you are dying of cancer or another serious illness and you need some time reliving your youth. Explaining to her how the need for a new flame in your life would be lifesaving is all on you. But this is only one idea. I would like to hear from some of you out there because I'm the one who is really looking for help! TO be honest this technique hasnt really worked and its a 'work; in progress. I would like to hear some better ideas from the online community here!

THanks so much,

Robert

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why would you lie to someone about getting cancer to get your leg over somebody else, may tell her you are going to get some testicles implanted....

I am a big believer in what goes around comes around, kama if you will....

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The one and only gets boring after a while and I love her too much to get a divorce.

Come on we are in the Land of Lies, everyone lies for love here, what can you do?

Sad!

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Enema resorts.

Tell her you need 2 week detox, give her the brochure, the one about 30 litres of coffee up your arse and ask her if she would like to come along.

Job done, 2 weeks visa.

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The one and only gets boring after a while and I love her too much to get a divorce.

Come on we are in the Land of Lies, everyone lies for love here, what can you do?

Speak for yourself - if not a wind up then your user name seems a little tongue in cheek.....

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