Well Endowed

A lady who had lost her husband in an accident decided to remarry and insert an advertisement in a newspaper for a suitable partner. She asked for the following requisites. The applicant must not knock her about. Has not to go with any other ladies. Plus has to be well hung.

After having quite a lot of suitors which have been unsuitable she is giving up hope when one morning the doorbell rings. She opens the door and on the mat is a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him what he wants and he replied he had come about the advertisement. She said, " But you have no arms." He replied. " I cannot harm you". She said ,"You have no legs". He replied," I cannot chase other women". She asked ," Are you well endowed?' He Replied," I rang the doorbell

didn't I ?