Saw a news report on Sky news today that a man had been stopped at an airport in India and was attempting to smuggle a Loris monkey in his trousers.

The plane had departed from Bangkok. A second monkey was found in an airport bin. Apparently this is the second time recently smugglers have been caught at Indian airports both times the planes departed from Bangkok.

Security and checking and Bangkok airports clearly seems to be inadequate.

Well if you have a live monkey down your pants, most likely only way to detect it would be a body search or xray and with an xray, your gonads would come out looking rather strange.

The Loris are very slow and docile, so no wonder it is smuggled alive like that as doubt it moves about at all.

Excuse me...Is that a loris in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Well if you have a live monkey down your pants, most likely only way to detect it would be a body search or xray and with an xray, your gonads would come out looking rather strange.

The Loris are very slow and docile, so no wonder it is smuggled alive like that as doubt it moves about at all.

Is it true they are very fond of nuts Twodogz?

Well I hope they give monkeys back to Loris

Excuse me...Is that a loris in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

I hope he didn't spank it?

Spank the monkey!

I bet it was the middle one...

Must be a slow news Loris day

Two monkeys and a trouser snake.