Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

A retired old Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him."Hey, are you okay, what's your name?" "Willis," he replied. "Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," Willis finally agreed, And added, "but my wife won't like it." After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!"

  • Like 1

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...