Football And A Blonde

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had

great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked

her how she liked it .

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and

all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were

killing each other over 25 cents ."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the

game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the

quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents !!!!"