How Much Can U Drink?

[Tywais]

Oiled?

What areyou talking about??? Speak english dude, your not in Scotland now.

Oiled, lubricated, soused, totaled, etc. Any of those work for you.

[chuchok]

Oiled = lubricated = pissed = drunk

[dantilley]

Oiled?

What areyou talking about??? Speak english dude, your not in Scotland now.

Oiled, lubricated, soused, totaled, etc. Any of those work for you.

Rat arsed, sozzled, hammered, bladdered, three-sheets...

[Tywais]

Oiled?

What areyou talking about??? Speak english dude, your not in Scotland now.

Oiled, lubricated, soused, totaled, etc. Any of those work for you.

Rat arsed, sozzled, hammered, bladdered, three-sheets...

Blasted, sh!t faced, or blotto, or smashed, or bombed, or buzzed, or inebriated, or piddled, or half cut, or crocked, or wasted, or bombed, or intoxicated, or tipsy, or stewed, or groatable, or tanked, or legless, or trashed, or loaded, or pie eyed, juiced, looped, pickled, pie-eyed, plowed, plastered, plotzed, sauced, snockered...

Edited February 3, 2006 by tywais

[Wolf]

Ahhhh...... How much can I still stand? Well...... after 14 months in prison in Bangkok? Not much anymore, I have to confess. Four, five large bottles of Chang and that's it. Allthough the Sang Som is still going down pretty smooth, but it ain't what it used to be. Guess I'm getting old..........

[bluezephyr]

It must have been the heat but on holiday i could just keep going with the beer untill it was hometime(hoteltime)

I know my limits and just never got to the point where i do if im drinking proper drink like woodfordes ales or speckled hen or the like in the uk,counting drinks is like trying to prove how manly you are or summat

[bkkmadness]

What was you in the nick for?

[Wolf]

Being accused of using ond producing fake passports and Travellers Cheques. B.t.w....... won my case.

[meom]

So how much time were you up to in case you had lost the case?

[ilyushin]

Drinkometer

Drinkometer 2

Edited February 3, 2006 by ilyushin

[Jockstar]

Oiled?

What areyou talking about??? Speak english dude, your not in Scotland now

Edit!

Was gonna say something. But i guess others have said it.

But 1 thing. Not in Scotland now. No <deleted> sherlock. Been 12 years.

[Patsycat]

According to your drinkometer I have consumed 31,538 glasses of wine in 25 years = £78,845!!!

And it called me OZZY OSBOURNE!!?

Cringe....

I dare not do the drinkometer 2..

[Wes Turner]

Being accused of using ond producing fake passports and Travellers Cheques. B.t.w....... won my case.

Good man!

[PeaceBlondie]

When I was 11 years old back in Wales, I'd drink 16 tankards of stale ale from a whale, then vomit into my brother's mouth. Then when I was 13, back in Labrador, I'd drink 89 bottles of hard whiskey before raping a polar bear. Then when I was 14...

Seriously, one of my kids was an alcoholic by age 14.

[TAWP]

Being accused of using ond producing fake passports and Travellers Cheques. B.t.w....... won my case.

Good man!

Not sure about the thumbs up...he said he won the case, not that he has innocent.

Remember that fake passports are used be a limited groups of people with a few limited reasons. Helping them attein their goals isn't really...something to celebrate over.

Edited February 4, 2006 by TAWP

[ilyushin]

According to your drinkometer I have consumed 31,538 glasses of wine in 25 years = £78,845!!!

And it called me OZZY OSBOURNE!!?

Cringe....

I dare not do the drinkometer 2..

Don't feel bad. It profiled me "Oliver Reed".

[Wes Turner]

When I was 11 years old back in Wales, I'd drink 16 tankards of stale ale from a whale, then vomit into my brother's mouth. Then when I was 13, back in Labrador, I'd drink 89 bottles of hard whiskey before raping a polar bear. Then when I was 14...

Jesus H Christ, are you ######ing kidding me??????

[Patex]

When I was 11 years old back in Wales, I'd drink 16 tankards of stale ale from a whale, then vomit into my brother's mouth. Then when I was 13, back in Labrador, I'd drink 89 bottles of hard whiskey before raping a polar bear. Then when I was 14...

Jesus H Christ, are you ######ing kidding me??????

I dont think so,

One of his kid's was an alcoholic with 14 and it takes a few years to arrive there .

[Patsycat]

I think Wes takes things a tad too seriously sometimes....

[Morden]

I think Wes takes things a tad too seriously sometimes....

You have to when you're dressed to save the World! He's not been the same since the police spotted him on a ledge at Buckingham Palace.

[MikeRay]

This thread really helped me a lot.I always worried that I drank far too much but now I´m told better.

On the other side, when I´m really drinking too much, I can´t remember how much it was.And drinking anything stronger than beer with the beer makes me asleep in less than 2 hours.

Perhaps that´s why I don´t dare anymore going to bars in LOS.

[jayenram]

I like the odd pint now and again.

[Tywais]

I like the odd pint now and again.

What happens to the even pints?

[Patsycat]

I did the test again and doubled my intake and they still called me Ozzie Osbourne. How much do i have to drink to become Oliver Reed??

[PeaceBlondie]

The first paragraph of my post was a poor imitation of grown men behaving like children. I know many of you were kidding, but then again, many posters on this forum have been alcoholics, or they still are.

The second paragraph was true. My son was alcoholic by 14. He's been on and off the wagon more times than most of us have been on and off the skytrain.

Abuse by alcohol is not a joke, a game, or a manly pasttime. It is a bad thing. Call it a sin or a serious social anomaly or a crime or a misdeanor, or whatever, but don't try to make alcohol abuse acceptable. Binge drinking is a serious problem on university campuses. Half the beds in the general and psych and orthopedic wards can be attributed to patients who became victims of abusive drinking.

I had a guy in the next bed of a general ward die from alcoholism. My sister's second husband died of it. Many posters here are abused children of alcoholic parents.

Not a laughing matter.

[Patex]

Sorry for joking, I've thought you were speaking about a kid in your workingplace.

But than, I can't understand why you join this thread in such a way??

Patex

[PeaceBlondie]

I joined this thread because it wasn't in the Bedlam forum, and it didn't contain a disclaimer saying, "This is for drunks and sick jokesters."

We used to joke about dead babies. Same same.

[Wes Turner]

tONIGHT I LOST COUNT I DONTR REMEMBER HOW MUCH cHANG I HAD TONIGH BUT SOME GIN AND TONICS TOO BUT CHANG MOSTLY AND I CANT DRINK AS MUCH AS I USED TO AND .LELET ME SAY SOMETHING ABOUT peace blondie - HES OK WITH ME HES A GOOD DUDE,

i KNOW THIS AINT THE WAY TO GO BUT i HAD SOME SHITYT BAD NEWS AND WHAT CAN A GUY LIKE ME DO WITHOUT DRINK?

[Wes Turner]

I have hangover now and am sorryfor any comments made when drunk its the worst drug there is becauser it makes you become a completely different person and do things you would not normally do.

I have woken up next top all sorts after a night on the whisky.

[skydigger]

Is there a funnier thread on this board? This one is a keeper