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Ok thats the brake pedal....now where's the "Crutch"

I'll go with Gburns but thought it would have been better to say"

Ok thats the brake pedal....now where's the "CROTCH"

Maybe it was limp?

:o

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Hey baby, i can breath through my ears...

Hey Doggie, you like pussy?

This is just for foreplay, wait untill I pull out the BIG gun.

Come on guys.....good replies so far but there is one in particular that I am looking for :o

Have tongue, will travel.

I'm just hanging out for you!

The buggers nutted me, so this is the only tool I have left.

Have tongue, will travel.

I'm just hanging out for you!

Kringle gets it again....

The line I was looking for was anything centred around the "I thought you were mans best friend" sort of thing.

Thanks GBurns, I would say "women's" best friend and mine works fine. :o:D Don't know how far we can go with this but I'm still on the mild side. Try this one out:

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Shiver me timbers, I get a woody just looking at it.

:D:o:D

Two wheels on my wagon and I’m still rolling along, those Chera-kee-s are after me and I’m still singing this Krappy song…… :D

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:o

Looks like Kringle will be out of town for a few days.

In his absence, if I may be so bold, I'll pick Lovejoy's effort.

Away you go fella...

wooden you love ta go home with me babe? 'eres me ride!

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go ahead lad's..................

So havve you had anything to drink tonight sir?

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"Good day, I am prince Nubutu, the one from Nigeria thats been sending the emails - I bloody told you"

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go ahead lad's..................

"Nice wheels son, now can I see your license , insurance and ownership papers?"

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go ahead lad's..................

Officer....I want to report a stolen bicycle seat... :o

(youse didnt see that did youse)

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go ahead lad's..................

Officer....I want to report a stolen bicycle seat... :o

(youse didnt see that did youse)

ok dr Burns wins for his attention to detail

fire away ............

I nominate Daleyboy for the next one..... :o

Ok anyone will do.... :D

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go ahead lad's..................

Are you my daddy ? No , How bout you ?

Here's one

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This happens everytime I eat beans .

Or

there is something wrong with my socks .

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