JulesMad Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Please, do not blame the ducks! I really enjoy eating duck breasts Never tried duck penis (Makro does not sell them...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Unfortunately there were too many reports of penises being successfully reattached after being retrieved from the ducks or from the plumbing system. Many angry wives have since taken to slicing them up into small pieces or burning them, thus depriving the surgeons of income. There was a story about a group of village women in Cambodia who removed an alleged rapist's organ and fed it into the machine used for making sausages. Edited November 23, 2012 by Arkady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitwit Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My lovely wife has just informed me, after sharing with her this thread, that she has premeditated my manhood going into the blender to further decrease my odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferangled Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My lovely wife has just informed me, after sharing with her this thread, that she has premeditated my manhood going into the blender to further decrease my odds. I would humbly suggest that anyone living with a partner that has formulated a plan for the disposal of their penis should consider moving on or at least investing in a deadbolt or two and separate bedrooms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozfromoz Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My lovely wife has just informed me, after sharing with her this thread, that she has premeditated my manhood going into the blender to further decrease my odds. I would humbly suggest that anyone living with a partner that has formulated a plan for the disposal of their penis should consider moving on or at least investing in a deadbolt or two and separate bedrooms... Learn to sleep with one eye open.............and fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardtongue Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 For every man that's unfaithful there is a woman! (OK, TIT 99% of the time it's a woman) So what gets the cop from the woman's anatomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phanangpete Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Well, this free surgery, allows them to join the ranks of the Ladyboys, and get straight on the bus, after a bit of stitch and tuck, to Bkk or Pattaya, where they start a whole new carreer ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker1 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 MMM PEEKING DUCK ! Looking for a snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertson468 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I cheated on my Thai wife Now I'm a lady boy And have a better income? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synastry Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You mean the wives, or the "amputees"? The amputee because it's only what's left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snooky Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Quote The vast majority of worldwide reports of penile replantation, to this day, are a result of what became a trendy form of retribution in a country in which fidelity is a strongly appreciated value." Yep, lots of fidelity here - never saw anyone with a Mea Noi, GF or BF outside of marriage - 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dapsolapsalai Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Perhaps a less stereotypical headline would have been "Why do SOME Thai women..." rather than the assumption that all Thai women are interested in this culinary pastime, we are talking about tens of millions of people in one sweeping statement. Can this also really be reported as an epidemic? Very misleading headline and subheadline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Well Lorrena Bobbit bobbed John Bobbits knob off, and they reattached it... and he became a porn star for a time. I guess she never heard about the ducks under the house. Makes me think I don't want free range ducks for dinner here... What did Jeffery Dommer say to Lorrena Bobbit? "Are you going to eat that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydrummerpauly Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Get involved with a Thai female - or rather, get to a situation where a Thai female is 'in love with you'...and you will need to be aware that from then on, your tackle is Hers, not yours. This connects with an 'earthy' cultural fascination with the member and its powers. If you 'stray' with Her member...you have been warned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Warily Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Think about it though. A man's weenie is the most important thing to him. It is how he exerts his power (for some), and it is what gives him pleasure and as well, literally, the drive for living. For a woman to cut off a man's hot dog is in a sense worse than killing him. If he has been abusing the wife, sleeping around, or acting macho and stupid, then this is the ultimate punishment, and in a sense it solves all the woman's problems. On the other hand Andrew Drummond's view on this is that is a load of old b-$-l-l-$cks and you've all been had. Edited November 23, 2012 by Gang Warily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
personchester Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You mean the wives, or the "amputees"? Perhaps when stated "they're" ... he did mean the "wives" are nuts, because the amputees are the victims not the nuts, unless of course he regards husbands that have affairs with other woman also as nuts. If this is what was meant, and the writer is a female then that would be understandable, but if he is a fellow as anticipated, then he should take two aspirins, lay down in bed with a hot wet towel over his head in order to clear the cloud. So a sane and rational person would amputate a man's gentleman vegetables,is that what you're saying? I really think it could be you that needs to lie down and stay off that Lao Khao also! Hi shadowfax'i...Unfortunately your reply is very odd due to the fact that you misunderstood the contents of my input, had you been able to understand it your reply would have been different, read it again if you wish, but there no need to reply. Moreover, in view of your recent writings it would be beneficial for you if you were to take the suggested procedure in order to clear your cloud-cuckoo-land as this will resolve murkiness and dimness. I wish you all the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coma Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Because these men have degraded and abused thier wives both physically and mentally to such an extent that the only way they know how to vent thier anger and square up is to cut off what they deem to be the root cause of the problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboturtle Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 It also states NOT a single man has ever filed criminal charges against there wife for disabling his member! Is this true, or do the men already know that the legal system here is always sexist and overprotective of women in Thai Society? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mania Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Well Lorrena Bobbit bobbed John Bobbits knob off, and they reattached it... and he became a porn star for a time. I guess she never heard about the ducks under the house. Makes me think I don't want free range ducks for dinner here... You know in Lorrena's case she did not feed it to a duck but got in her car, drove & threw it out the window. A side story that was not reported was that it hit the windshield of two drunk guys headed home from the bar. The passenger exclaimed to the driver, Did you see the size of the tool on that fly? Edited November 23, 2012 by mania 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casindonet Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 HUB of penile amputation.....and penile reattachment. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Thaivisa Connect App Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watcharacters Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I cheated on my Thai wife Now I'm a lady boy Don't let frimu know. 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotary Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 This article rates in importance just above the Obama visit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Well Butterfly men better start sleeping on ur belly........i wonder if its a scam for the doctors--they offer the ladies a commision to stay in business..u bring me a weenie i give u 150 baht----or 7 for 1000!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Boy oh boy, these Thais, they are something else. Why didn't women all around the world think of this? It's easy to see that Thais are slicker and smarter than anyone else to think of this technique. Wow! These Thais are so impressive and to think we can read all about it in the newspaper. And they even have a standing inside joke about it, that all "levels of society" readily understand. Boy oh boy these Thais are clever. why do you keep repeating this same tirade as your reply to any post about Thais? Pathetic. Get a life, find something to do. You are boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffreyWitty Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Of all the great advice I have gotten on TV prior to marrying my Isan honey - WHY THE HELL IS THIS NOT THE FIRST PIECE OF ADVISE AVAILABLE ON THIS SITE?!?!?! dam_n you TV! You let me down, now it's too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotto Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 note too self make the 50 meter rule 2 kilometers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfax Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) You mean the wives, or the "amputees"? Perhaps when stated "they're" ... he did mean the "wives" are nuts, because the amputees are the victims not the nuts, unless of course he regards husbands that have affairs with other woman also as nuts. If this is what was meant, and the writer is a female then that would be understandable, So a sane and rational person would amputate a man's gentleman vegetables,is that what you're saying? I really think it could be you that needs to lie down and stay off that Lao Khao also! Hi shadowfax'i...Unfortunately your reply is very odd due to the fact that you misunderstood the contents of my input, had you been able to understand it your reply would have been different, read it again if you wish, but there no need to reply. Moreover, in view of your recent writings it would be beneficial for you if you were to take the suggested procedure in order to clear your cloud-cuckoo-land as this will resolve murkiness and dimness. I wish you all the best. Do you not understand what you write yourself?It seems quite clear,as I've emboldened for you,that you are saying what I originally intimated! Have you tried sensory-depravation tanks for a few weeks maybe? Edited November 23, 2012 by metisdead : 30) Do not modify someone else's post in your quoted reply, either with font or color changes, added emoticons, or altered wording. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inquisitive Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My lovely wife has just informed me, after sharing with her this thread, that she has premeditated my manhood going into the blender to further decrease my odds. I once got a telephone call from a fellow I had met at a party in the USA. His wife raised doberman pinschers as show dogs and also trained them for protection. In other words, they were attack dogs. My wife was a close friend of his wife and also bred and showed dogs. This man was literally begging me to tell him the "off" word for his wife's trainees - that's the word that would get the dogs to stop tearing him apart if his wife ever told them to kill him. Unfortunately, I didn't know the word, and couldn't help no matter how desperate he sounded, but I wondered why this man would live with such a threat hanging over him. If he wasn't going to leave his wife, then at least he should have poisoned the dogs. Or shot them. Or something. Instead, he did nothing and just lived in fear. The good news is that the dogs never attacked him. The bad news is that his wife slowly poisoned him. I'm not making this up. It is absolutely a true story. No one ever suspected poison. The man just thought he had contracted some unusual and debilitating condition. As it turned out, he was literally in the hospital and she was still sneaking him additional poison in slices of pizza. I only learned of this after he was dead and his wife was off somewhere traveling the world as part of the staff on a cruise line. She evidently had received a diagnosis of cancer and felt she had nothing to lose. I don't know, but it seems to me that there are lessons in this deadly true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I lost mine cos she thought l had more interest in a BigMac or a Whopper with cheese. She was right. ..................................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre0720 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 If that's a crime, are the trials held in the small claims courts? Nahhh, Already lost something. Surely not want to add losing face also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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