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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is

unable to perform.

He goes to his doctor and his doctor tries a few things but nothing seems to work. Finally the doctor says to him, "The reason that you

cannot perform is all in your mind!!!"

So the Doctor refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the psychiatrist confesses,

"I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." so he refers him

to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."

He throws a white powder in a flame and there is a flash with

billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing,

but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and

it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's

over and I do not want an erection any longer?"

The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner has to say is

'1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for

another year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his

wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion.

After he gets into bed and he is lying next to her he says, "123" and

suddenly he gets an erection just as the witch doctor said.

His wife was facing the other way and turns over and says,

"What did you say "123" for?