Masters Of Sarcasm, Dry Wit And One Liners Thread

[Jingthing]

My JTbrain is now bored with this tedious exercise in futility. Nobody is going to get the answer to this geeky question. Why not just spill the beans and tell us already?

Edited December 4, 2012 by Jingthing

[jbrain]

Shouldn't be too difficult, you Just need some brains

[StreetCowboy]

the secret is in the avatar.

You're obviously more gullible than me.

I suppose you believe everything you tell yourself

SC

[StreetCowboy]

Shouldn't be too difficult, you Just need some brains

Well we're not going to get any here. You're obviously Welsh

SC

EDIT:

Hesedbrains,nosoup. Brainsisuncountable,likeHeavy,yeeejitye.

Edited December 4, 2012 by StreetCowboy

[Jingthing]

Shouldn't be too difficult, you Just need some brains

Wrong forum. You're howling up the wrong bush.

[jbrain]

I made the revelation already, you don't expect me to hold your hand and put your finger on it do you.

[Humbugged]

Just ?

[StreetCowboy]

...you don't expect me to hold your hand and put your finger on it do you.

Eew. Yuuk!

[StreetCowboy]

Shouldn't be too difficult, you Just need some brains

Well we're not going to get any here. You're obviously Welsh

SC

EDIT:

Hesedbrains,nosoup. Brainsisuncountable,likeHeavy,yeeejitye.

Thanks, Imam. Turns out it should be SA Brain's.

No need to be Bitter about it, though.

SC

[jbrain]

Just ?

And the winner is................

You see guy's,all you need is just brains

[Humbugged]

The winner will be brainiest poster of the year

Just ?

And the winner is................

You see guy's,all you need is just brains

Finally....a title i can be comfortable with.

[Humbugged]

That wore me out...of to bed now.

[jbrain]

That wore me out...of to bed now.

Wonder who's gonna sign in next

[cbrer]

Sorry, better go, I was looking for the wit thread.

[jbrain]

Sorry, better go, I was looking for the wit thread.

Feel free to make a contribution.

[StreetCowboy]

Sorry, better go, I was looking for the wit thread.

Well, you're half-way ready for it

[transam]

Sorry, better go, I was looking for the wit thread.

Boring, ,

help out with something, eeeeeeeer, what did you do today, or did she give you some lip, that we can chuckle about, in a witty form of course. Go on, go for it. Promise l will laugh.

[harrry]

Sorry, better go, I was looking for the wit thread.

Well, you're half-way ready for it

More like the twit thread

[StreetCowboy]

Sorry, better go, I was looking for the wit thread.

Well, you're half-way ready for it

More like the twit thread

He could be searching for anything. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, even though he may not be fully qualified.

SC

[David48]

Semper is tops for one liner replies, lazy, but he has the knack. ..........

Personally I rate payboy over semper.

semper = dry

payboy = dry and funny and just enough of a 'school boy fart' in his replies to make me chuckle

Just saying like ... no offense to semper

[cbrer]

Sorry, better go, I was looking for the wit thread.

Trying again, but this time I got the biting thread.

Browser must be broken.

[Kipperthai]

'What does the J in JBrain stand for?'

The national anthem.

Or it's off to jail for 15 years.

I just pished meself laffin.

[cbrer]

Where are these Thai Visa Masturs?

[xen]

I think this tread should cease . If we expose and de-mystify the poster behind the name , well it is like looking into the box of cornflakes to find the plastic battleship and then finding nothing but cornflakes.

[SeaVisionBurma]

I hate not finding the plastic battleship too.

Fair call, topic now closed. jbrain may forever remain un-de-mystified...