Now that Thaivisa does not allow the display of the unveiled and naked body, we are somewhat limited in having the opportunity to see photographs designed to brighten up our day.

I was thinking, that given the ladies, and those who are happy and gay already, are more than adequately accommodated by the modern media with soldiers in uniform and back page football stars, perhaps those of us who prefer fillies, could start a little competition.

How about we see who can find the best gel in a military uniform?

I’ll start off with one of Her Majesty’s best (I have a favourite I will post later):

My humble offering.

My humble offering.

and heres my offering of Good gel

My humble offering.

and heres my offering of Good gel

Oh I'm sorry - please don't accuse my of sexism - but I do have this silly habit of forgetting those who prefer hand jobs (and those who spell Jelly with a "g").

Oh I'm sorry - please don't accuse my of sexism - but I do have this silly habit of forgetting those who prefer hand jobs (and those who spell Jelly with a "g").

hehe well from someone who gets gal and gel mixed up, i'm sure hand-jobs are something your not unfamilar with

Oh I'm sorry - please don't accuse my of sexism - but I do have this silly habit of forgetting those who prefer hand jobs (and those who spell Jelly with a "g").

hehe well from someone who gets gal and gel mixed up, i'm sure hand-jobs are something your not unfamilar with

How dare you, sir.

For your information: a gal is an Americanism, used by the colonials to describe their female halves.

We British, lovers of Labradors and all things Equestrian and users of Her Majesty the Queen’s English, call a gel a gel, I'll have you know.

This is a gAl:

How dare you, sir.

You started it

For your information: a gal is an Americanism, used by the colonials to describe their female halves.

Yes, never was one for slang, but for some its the only language they know...

We British, lovers of Labradors and all things Equestrian and users of Her Majesty the Queen’s English, call a gel a gel, I'll have you know.

Well i've never head a female reffered to in the english language as "Gel" and being a native english speaker, born and bred in Warwickshire i think i might have heard it.

"Gel" in the english language refers to that sticky stuff you put in your hair, nothing to do with women!

Try This

/Edit:

Cant find any reference to "Gel" being a girl in the Cambridge dictionary...

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/results.as...d=gel&x=32&y=13

"Gel" in the english language refers to that sticky stuff you put in your hair, nothing to do with women!

Try This

Tosh.

It seems there are oiks, even in Warwickshire, now.

Whatever is the world coming to?

Anyway - shut yu' gob - and post yu' loidy.

So basically your using slang TM, try using the Queens English next time... TYVM

Oh I'm sorry - please don't accuse my of sexism - but I do have this silly habit of forgetting those who prefer hand jobs (and those who spell Jelly with a "g").

hehe well from someone who gets gal and gel mixed up, i'm sure hand-jobs are something your not unfamilar with

How dare you, sir.

For your information: a gal is an Americanism, used by the colonials to describe their female halves.

We British, lovers of Labradors and all things Equestrian and users of Her Majesty the Queen’s English, call a gel a gel, I'll have you know.

This is a gAl:

Thats a gal ??

Looks like a bad case of steriod abuse

So basically your using slang TM, try using the Queens English next time... TYVM

HMQ does indeed say the word, gel ...MNDGHVTYKL

So basically your using slang TM, try using the Queens English next time... TYVM

HMQ does indeed say the word, gel ...MNDGHVTYKL

When refering to the stuff she puts on her Royal head maybe, but its not part of the english language with reference to a female... except maybe as slang, an abbreviation or an extreemly bad Prenunciation of "Girl"

<deleted> does MNDGHVTYKL mean?

So basically your using slang TM, try using the Queens English next time... TYVM

HMQ does indeed say the word, gel ...MNDGHVTYKL

When refering to the stuff she puts on her Royal head maybe, but its not part of the english language with reference to a female... except maybe as slang, an abbreviation or an extreemly bad Prenunciation of "Girl"

<deleted> does MNDGHVTYKL mean?

It means: Wolfie, If you keep on insisting on hijacking this bloody thread, I'll complain to the moderators.

Never was much good at mnemonics.

Post a picture, dammit - it cannot be too difficult - or I'll hit the cat and the ignore button.

I use gel when I'm too cheap to pay for "it".

I use gel when I'm too cheap to pay for "it".

All right, that's enough.

You and Wolfie can fantasize I'm sending this lot after you:

Thai schoolgirls would make for more gel usage.

I'd let that 'gal' use 'gel' on me any old day!

I'd let that 'gal' use 'gel' on me any old day!

Even though, judging alone from the text on her arm, she's from the opposition?

Gel her up.

I can't read French!

Gel her up.

I can't read French!

This is French:

It's a pity the uniform makes her look as though she should be performing at the Superbowl.

...

New Zealand has the odd cracker (from the Tsunami relief work):

So basically your using slang TM, try using the Queens English next time... TYVM

HMQ does indeed say the word, gel ...MNDGHVTYKL

When refering to the stuff she puts on her Royal head maybe, but its not part of the english language with reference to a female... except maybe as slang, an abbreviation or an extreemly bad Prenunciation of "Girl"

<deleted> does MNDGHVTYKL mean?

It means: Wolfie, If you keep on insisting on hijacking this bloody thread, I'll complain to the moderators.

Never was much good at mnemonics.

Post a picture, dammit - it cannot be too difficult - or I'll hit the cat and the ignore button.

You are such a little sh1t! You come to the thread I posted and give me sh1t for trying to keep people on topic and then you post this!

Oh, wait a second, you are going to tell me you were just joking right? You are such a pretender. Just a little fake trying to stir up sh1t. Yeah, you're right Boon does have more on you in the wit and class department.

You are such a little sh1t! You come to the thread I posted and give me sh1t for trying to keep people on topic and then you post this!

Oh, wait a second, you are going to tell me you were just joking right? You are such a pretender. Just a little fake trying to stir up sh1t. Yeah, you're right Boon does have more on you in the wit and class department.

I really do think you ought to calm down - think about your blood pressure.

Perhaps you can imagine these lovely ladies soothing your fevered brow:

I'd let that 'gal' use 'gel' on me any old day!

Even though, judging alone from the text on her arm, she's from the opposition?

Well, seeing as you obviously don't know, she is a member of the coalition forces, most likely in Iraq. Many coalition forces put an Arabic translation on their insignia so the locals, especially the local police and military, know who they are dealing with.

In fact, judging from the name "Sutter" on her helmet band, and her uniform, this Military Police woman appears to be attached to an American medical unit. (Possibly an Aussie though).

(The Stars and Stripes patch is normally worn on the right shoulder)

You are such a little sh1t! You come to the thread I posted and give me sh1t for trying to keep people on topic and then you post this!

Oh, wait a second, you are going to tell me you were just joking right? You are such a pretender. Just a little fake trying to stir up sh1t. Yeah, you're right Boon does have more on you in the wit and class department.

I really do think you ought to calm down - think about your blood pressure.

Perhaps you can imagine these lovely ladies soothing your fevered brow:

You think I would get my blood pressure up over you? You give yourself too much credit, and always have.

Perhaps you can imagine these lovely ladies soothing your fevered brow:

I have to admit you never stop to amaze me.

You have a very strange taste for a 68 year old American, living in Pattaya...

Does your wife know you're doing naughty things like posting pictures of army-girls ?

or am I mistaken and is she one of them?

I'm not sure but there must be a good shrink in your neighbourhood, either Farang or Thai, your choice.

LaoPo