Hooker Joke, (not Pc)

[taxi99]

A bloke walked up to a hooker and asked how much

she charged for a hand job.

"$100," she replied.

"######," said the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?"

"See that Porsche parked over there?" she said.

"I own it because I give the best hand jobs in town."

The bloke thought that this was OK and agreed to

the fee.

The hand job went on for hours. the bloke loved it

so much that he asked how much she charged for

a head job.

"$250," she replied.

"######!" sighed the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?"

"See that block of units behind the Porsche?" said

the whore. "I paid for that with cash because I give

the best head jobs in town."

"Crikey," said the bloke. "I'll give that a go."

When the pro finished the best head job the bloke

had ever had, he asked her how much for the real

thing.

"See that factory behind the block of units?" she

asked.

"Yeah," replied the bloke.

"Well," she sighed, "That'd be mine if I had a pussy!"

[the gentleman]

A bloke walked up to a hooker and asked how much

she charged for a hand job.

"$100," she replied.

"######," said the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?"

"See that Porsche parked over there?" she said.

"I own it because I give the best hand jobs in town."

The bloke thought that this was OK and agreed to

the fee.

The hand job went on for hours. the bloke loved it

so much that he asked how much she charged for

a head job.

"$250," she replied.

"######!" sighed the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?"

"See that block of units behind the Porsche?" said

the whore. "I paid for that with cash because I give

the best head jobs in town."

"Crikey," said the bloke. "I'll give that a go."

When the pro finished the best head job the bloke

had ever had, he asked her how much for the real

thing.

"See that factory behind the block of units?" she

asked.

"Yeah," replied the bloke.

"Well," she sighed, "That'd be mine if I had a pussy!"

Brilliant -

[ZoiD]

whos the bloke??? that eric1000???

[Bluecat]

whos the bloke??? that eric1000???

He is everywhere these days,...

[Nat]

whos the bloke??? that eric1000??? 

He is everywhere these days,...

One may call it infamy

[taxi99]

Infamy! Infamy!

They've all got it in for me.......