Why Men Don't Like Asking For Directions

A police officer watching traffic in Douglas, Mass.,

noticed a car slowly driving up toward him. The driver pulled up to ask

for directions, which the officer provided. As the man drove off, the

officer ran the car's license plate -- and learned the vehicle's owner

had his license suspended after a drunk driving conviction; he pulled

the car over. The officer asked the driver if he knew why he stopped

him. "Because I am suspended," the driver answered. And that's when the

cop smelled the alcohol on the driver's breath. Kenneth Charlton, 41,

was arrested, and his blood alcohol level was found to be 0.25 percent.

About 3x the limit.

True story, (RC/Worcester Telegram & Gazette)

See? This is why men never ask for directions.