In A Relationship,are Lies Acceptable?

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Was just reading in General Topics the above forum, reminded me of this one,,

After a game of football i was having a shower, i put on my frilly pink knickers with lace round the edges and then my semi-see through matching bra,

My mate said Blimey, how long have you been wearing that stuff?

I said, ever since the wife found them in my car,,