I thought this would be a bit of fun for the chaps.

Any ladies out there who want to add some comments , please do.

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

Somehow the 1st question is missing.

maybe a mod can sort it out for me

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

What are you on about? Reality sucks mate, unlike my wife who refuses point blank to play with the old chap orally

Not sure what you're asking in this poll...

In the title, you ask "What do you think about when your wife/girlfriend when she's sucking you off?"

But in the two-part poll you ask "What do you think your wife/gf thinks about when she's giving you head?" and "What do you think your wife /gf thinks about when you are eating her pussy?"

maybe a mod can sort it out for me

Sorry... no moderation here...

PM me with your preferred changes & I'll see if I can fix it for you.

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

What are you on about? Reality sucks mate, unlike my wife who refuses point blank to play with the old chap orally

Well it was kind of tongue in cheek.

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

What are you on about? Reality sucks mate, unlike my wife who refuses point blank to play with the old chap orally

Well it was kind of tongue in cheek.

Whats with the i was only having a joke.

who cares x 2

totster

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

What are you on about? Reality sucks mate, unlike my wife who refuses point blank to play with the old chap orally

Well it was kind of tongue in cheek.

Whats with the i was only having a joke.

likewise

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

What are you on about? Reality sucks mate, unlike my wife who refuses point blank to play with the old chap orally

Well it was kind of tongue in cheek.

Whats with the i was only having a joke.

likewise

ok then

Poll re-written and results re-set at OP's request.

Poll re-written and results re-set at OP's request.

Very similar to the Thai election.

With GF.

What do I think? I'm usually thinking of what I'm gonna do next to her.

What does she think? Probably "Oh, Oh! Why is Master Gazza looking at my curling tongs and German jack boots".

With wife.

What do I think? Hope I don't wake her up.

What does she think? Depends on REM stage of sleep.

Off topic. Why are the 'angry' and 'really angry' emots the same in the panel?

Poll re-written and results re-set at OP's request.

Now I can't revote..

totster

And now i cant revote

As for the poll,the wife wont suck cock.

And i reckon what she thinks about when i am orally pleasuring her is,in her words "ohhhhhhhh daleyboy is that your tongue or a huge cucumber tickling my lady parts"

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

What are you on about? Reality sucks mate, unlike my wife who refuses point blank to play with the old chap orally

I think I married her sister

You need to follow this up with a survey. Do the results reflect reality ?

What are you on about? Reality sucks mate, unlike my wife who refuses point blank to play with the old chap orally

I think I married her sister

Believe me you wouldnt want to marry her sister She has a gob the size of the Dartford tunnel, you could fit about five cocks and a few hens in there all at the same time

When i told a close friend of mine she doesnt suck, he sad to me how can i marry a girl that wont suck cock? He sad if a girl he was going to marry refused to suck he would dump her. Man some people are so shallow

I answered "other" for the first poll question

During the event im thinking about her and what i'm gunna do to her next... but as the vinegar stroke approaches i frantically think of something else, football, work, the economic state of small african nations... anything to delay the inevitable... occasionally i think <deleted> it, and just explode

What does she think whilst i'm down on her?

I bet shes thinking "Wow, this guys tongue is magic! I wonder if hes ever going to tire... ahh screw it, i'm enjoyin this"

*Disclaimer: I'm actually single, so the GF/Wife would have to be replaced by whatever young filly i picked up that particular night, so her results might vary

Sorry, forget to add about the giving part.

With GF.

What do I think? God, I didn't know I had muscles in my tongue.

What does she think? Probably, 'that was quick'.

With wife.

What do I think? Mustn't wake her up.

What does she think? Depends on REM stage of sleep.

My girl doesnt do oral.....she is much deeper than that.

My girl doesnt do oral.....she is much deeper than that.

What tie a plank on your ass so you dont fall in deeper?

What tie a plank on your ass so you dont fall in deeper?

lets just say she makes me happy...so so very happy....

will she ever swallow?

will she fart on my chin?

have to say that my wife don't likes giving head...sure does like being on the receiving end tho...been really the only reason for me going astray sometimes...

got a really nice one at Lolitas during our last trip to BKK...the staff there is now enlarged and nicely talented...recommended...

L.o.l.i.t.a.s. hmmm ......writing this down .

Where is this ? In N.E.P ?

will she ever swallow?

will she fart on my chin?

I threw up over a girl after going down her once...

I blame the kababs

I think I married her sister

Believe me you wouldnt want to marry her sister She has a gob the size of the Dartford tunnel, you could fit about five cocks and a few hens in there all at the same time

I am curious how you know this information? Do you make a habit out of checking out your sister-in-laws nether regions?

have to say that my wife don't likes giving head...sure does like being on the receiving end tho.

I would have to say I am in the same boat as you are. She doesn't like to give but LOVES to get it. I have yet to go astray though. Guess I still have to figure out if receiving oral is worth it or not.

Believe me you wouldnt want to marry her sister She has a gob the size of the Dartford tunnel, you could fit about five cocks and a few hens in there all at the same time

I am curious how you know this information? Do you make a habit out of checking out your sister-in-laws nether regions?

Sorry mate, English slang i think confusing you, gob is mouth in England, and i never spend anytime looking at her nether regions

And now i cant revote

As for the poll,the wife wont suck cock.

And i reckon what she thinks about when i am orally pleasuring her is,in her words "ohhhhhhhh daleyboy is that your tongue or a huge cucumber tickling my lady parts"

What an image! What are you Gene Simmons or you just keep a cow tongue under the bed for special moments?

I think I married her sister

Believe me you wouldnt want to marry her sister She has a gob the size of the Dartford tunnel, you could fit about five cocks and a few hens in there all at the same time

I am curious how you know this information? Do you make a habit out of checking out your sister-in-laws nether regions?

have to say that my wife don't likes giving head...sure does like being on the receiving end tho.

I would have to say I am in the same boat as you are. She doesn't like to give but LOVES to get it. I have yet to go astray though. Guess I still have to figure out if receiving oral is worth it or not.

Trip , It has to be worth it or I would not think about it as much .