And that's two threads closed today. Ah the glare of celebrity follows me...

Don't be shy, it is actually 3 !!

Me and my cousin break into heavy Lancashire and few can understand that.

Snag is that our conversation is so dull that people only tend to earwig for about 30 seconds anyway...

I find talking about whippet racing and Lancashire hotpot, the latest fashionable flat cap and cricket can last several minutes.

We talk about flasks, granite and antique loudhailers (in that order).

Enjoy all. Don't fall off your bar stools trying to listen in.

Just wait until everyone is wearing Google Glasses and recording photos and video constantly.

Will go on sale in a few months or so. $1500 USD

OP will look back at today as the good old days of privacy.

Google's sinister glasses will turn the whole world into search giant's spies

FREAK OUT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2295004/Google-Glass-Googles-sinister-glasses-turn-world-search-giants-spies.html

Op already worrying.

I have solved this problem. Except for various Thai girls stopping by, I have become a recluse.

Just slip them a bill for English Conversation Lessons, and enjoy the red faces.