Popular Post manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 I have to rant about what I call "grumpy expat car drivers from hell" Today I was driving the motorcycle on Pattaya third road towards the bali hai end and there was a slow moving honda city in front of me, not much going on otherwise. Since the car was relatively far from the left side, I began passing it there. The driver swerved to the left. Then I tried passing it on the right - he swerved to the right so much that I was blocked by oncoming traffic. I retried on the left, and you guessed it - he swerved to the left. Luckily he got cornered by stopped traffic on the road. Now I do not understand what was happenening between the ears of that driver, if anything ? You may recognize youself: older age, almost bald, the color of your car is a tone between cirrhosis-bordeaux and excrement-brown. This is not the first time I notice such things. There are the guys putting their car exactly in the middle of narrower passages to forbid passage on both sides and there are also the guys who when waiting at a red light will close the gap between them and the front vehicle to bar passage of any 2 wheelers when they see some approach. rant over, comments welcome. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ExpatOilWorker Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 You just need to apply defensive driving and learn to read the traffic better. As far as I am concerned, everybody else on the road are potential accidents, I just read the traffic, adjust and always ready for a surprise. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnaag Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 good on him but only what the gap closing is concerned. Now you can start ranting again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 You just need to apply defensive driving and learn to read the traffic better. As far as I am concerned, everybody else on the road are potential accidents, I just read the traffic, adjust and always ready for a surprise. I drive defensively, no worries I am just puzzled by what appears to be intentional misbehavior by some drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 good on him but only what the gap closing is concerned. Now you can start ranting again. I don't understand your post? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hedghog Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 Sounds like a typical Driver from the UK,getting on in years, Can't hear, can't see,properly, gout,inhibits good foot control,arthritic, so body movement,is restricted. They wish is to impede all other road user at all cost. Normal driving position is leaning forward,peering over the steering wheel. Avoid at all costs. Far more deadly than the worst Thai driver. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Langsuan Man Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 You need to realize that you are on a motor vehicle and as such you don't have any more rights than any other vehicles. You want to pass on the left, just be aware that is a blind side and most motorists are not going to see you there, so pass at your own risk, and don't get bent out of shape when you are blocked Does your motorcycle license have a special permit that allows you to be first in line at a light ? Are the lines that are painted on the road just a guide for you since you are small so don't have to use them ? Since you are always in such a rush does that mean when traffic is stopped you have the right to drive the wrong way ? Why can't I take my car and drive up on the foot path because I don't want to wait Now my rant is over 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JLCrab Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 ... or as I used to say even in the US before moving to Thailand: You can be right and dead at the same time. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post robblok Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 You need to realize that you are on a motor vehicle and as such you don't have any more rights than any other vehicles. You want to pass on the left, just be aware that is a blind side and most motorists are not going to see you there, so pass at your own risk, and don't get bent out of shape when you are blocked Does your motorcycle license have a special permit that allows you to be first in line at a light ? Are the lines that are painted on the road just a guide for you since you are small so don't have to use them ? Since you are always in such a rush does that mean when traffic is stopped you have the right to drive the wrong way ? Why can't I take my car and drive up on the foot path because I don't want to wait Now my rant is over Stupid rant for sure.. if all the motorcycles kept the distance on traffic lights and such you would be waiting much longer. There is no harm in keeping room for the mc to pass you. Just be happy there are many mc just imagine they would all drive cars how busy it would be then. Come to think of it would be much better if more people drove a mc as they take up far less space and use far less fuel. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pistachios Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) Since you noticed that the driver was not thai, therefore not owning a gun, you could have done what all bikers in the world do to xxxxxxx car drivers : a nice kick on the side mirror while overtaking him. Edited May 2, 2013 by metisdead Profanity 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) You need to realize that you are on a motor vehicle and as such you don't have any more rights than any other vehicles. You want to pass on the left, just be aware that is a blind side and most motorists are not going to see you there, so pass at your own risk, and don't get bent out of shape when you are blocked Does your motorcycle license have a special permit that allows you to be first in line at a light ? Are the lines that are painted on the road just a guide for you since you are small so don't have to use them ? Since you are always in such a rush does that mean when traffic is stopped you have the right to drive the wrong way ? Why can't I take my car and drive up on the foot path because I don't want to wait Now my rant is over Outed grumpy expat car driver count so far: 2 Edited May 2, 2013 by manarak 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender92 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 You just need to apply defensive driving and learn to read the traffic better. As far as I am concerned, everybody else on the road are potential accidents, I just read the traffic, adjust and always ready for a surprise. I drive defensively, no worries I am just puzzled by what appears to be intentional misbehavior by some drivers. When they get blocked and you can go, a swift kick to the side panel might work. Or follow them til they park and 'key' them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bender92 Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 You need to realize that you are on a motor vehicle and as such you don't have any more rights than any other vehicles. You want to pass on the left, just be aware that is a blind side and most motorists are not going to see you there, so pass at your own risk, and don't get bent out of shape when you are blocked Does your motorcycle license have a special permit that allows you to be first in line at a light ? Are the lines that are painted on the road just a guide for you since you are small so don't have to use them ? Since you are always in such a rush does that mean when traffic is stopped you have the right to drive the wrong way ? Why can't I take my car and drive up on the foot path because I don't want to wait Now my rant is over When in Thailand, drive as the Thais do. Learn the local ways or park your car for good. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chonburiram Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Stupid rant for sure.. if all the motorcycles kept the distance on traffic lights and such you would be waiting much longer. Not shure about that; it would be right if the motocys wouldn't be such cowards not daring to interrupt other vehicles from running the red light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesyd Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Why can't I take my car and drive up on the foot path because I don't want to wait You can. That's the beauty of driving in Thailand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retell Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 one of the bad things is the moving from left to right that is always annoying specially when you are on a motorbike and try to pass one of those jokers however what i usually do and that's also what they taught me if when making a left turn close the gap to the side-walk or parked cars so no motor bike push bike can squeeze in and then continue on straight on that mean i have to let them go first so close the gap for everybody's safety further more drive a car now for 6 years in Thailand and expecting the worst of every situation is what kept me from a few accidents just keep in mind everybody else on the road maybe cannot drive so you have to watch everything , even 2 km ahead and behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Have you got a Big Bike? If so, get in the overtaking position, de-clutch, rev the engine hard with lotsa noise. The car driver usually moves to the left and you can glide by safely whilst he is muttering stuff like <deleted>, Who does he think he is, Jezus H C!! etc. But, job done, you were seen and passed safely. Just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 Have you got a Big Bike? If so, get in the overtaking position, de-clutch, rev the engine hard with lotsa noise. The car driver usually moves to the left and you can glide by safely whilst he is muttering stuff like <deleted>, Who does he think he is, Jezus H C!! etc. But, job done, you were seen and passed safely. Just sayin nope, a yamaha nouvo and I would rather die than owning a noisy bike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gsxrnz Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 In reply to the OP, here's my 2 bahts worth: 1. They are grumpy old men and ignorant drivers regardless of their country of origin. 2. They own a car and assume that any farang riding a scooter is a tourist. They therefore have the "bloody tourist" attitude on top of the grumpy old man attitude. 3. They get frustrated because all day they feel harassed by Thai motorcyclists (and Thai motorists) dominating the road and causing them grief (as pereceived by them). 4. They know that despite their feelings of being harassed by Thais on the road, there is sweet FA they can do about it because it will end in tears for them and probably cost money. 5. They see a farang motorcyclist coming up in their mirror with no Thais around and think "arrogant bloody farang tourist, thinks he owns the <deleted> road does he, well I'll show him that I have more right to be here than him because I own a car and am a long termer here, he's just here to shag a few bargirls, so I'm gonna indicate as late as I can at the next left turn and if he hits me, tough cookies.....what?? Little sod is trying to undertake me and he's not even Thai!! I'll show him the little upstart!!!" etc etc. And that's how it happens because I've been in similar situations - Thai drivers are actually quite courteous and drive according to the local customs. Invariably it is the GOM contingent that cause problems for me. After having a completely uncalled for "near miss" caused by a GOM that I recognised but didn't know, I sought him out a few days later at a bar and struck up a conversation with him - the 5 points above are the result of the conversation. He thought I was a nice bloke, even bought me a drink. I then enjoyed telling him I was the "bloody tourist" that he nearly killed a few days previous and that next time he might be driving home minus a couple of wing mirrors and his gonads. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Stupid rant for sure.. if all the motorcycles kept the distance on traffic lights and such you would be waiting much longer. Not shure about that; it would be right if the motocys wouldn't be such cowards not daring to interrupt other vehicles from running the red light. You clearly haven't seen me crossing the Sukhumvit, I take them all on, even tour buses........as long as I can see that they are moving at a speed from which they can stop I put my front wheel out in front every time. Even had the wife joining in the rant at a colour blind mini-van driver who swore (quite literally - such language for my delicate ears) that his light was still green...........it most certainly wasn't! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 You just need to apply defensive driving and learn to read the traffic better. As far as I am concerned, everybody else on the road are potential accidents, I just read the traffic, adjust and always ready for a surprise. I drive defensively, no worries I am just puzzled by what appears to be intentional misbehavior by some drivers. Your OP states you tried to go down the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Stupid rant for sure.. if all the motorcycles kept the distance on traffic lights and such you would be waiting much longer. Not shure about that; it would be right if the motocys wouldn't be such cowards not daring to interrupt other vehicles from running the red light. You clearly haven't seen me crossing the Sukhumvit, I take them all on, even tour buses........as long as I can see that they are moving at a speed from which they can stop I put my front wheel out in front every time. Even had the wife joining in the rant at a colour blind mini-van driver who swore (quite literally - such language for my delicate ears) that his light was still green...........it most certainly wasn't! Probably the green chang bottle that confused him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) Have you got a Big Bike? If so, get in the overtaking position, de-clutch, rev the engine hard with lotsa noise. The car driver usually moves to the left and you can glide by safely whilst he is muttering stuff like <deleted>, Who does he think he is, Jezus H C!! etc. But, job done, you were seen and passed safely. Just sayin Or more likely ... go on fella... enjoy the freedom.. I drive one of two ways in traffic.. IF there is space for the bike to pass without risking damage / scratches to my car or tapping my wing mirror I ensure that I make this room available. I think most cars do the same. However, if there is little space and I worry that the bike may damage / scratch my car as they attempt to squeeze through a gap thats not there, then I'll block the gap. But mostly, bikes know their size and what they can and can't squeeze through. With the amount of Bikes and Cars on the road I think there is a great deal of manners afforded to the bikes by the cars. On the other hand, I see so many bikes taking silly chances such as sneaking up the blind side of a car when the driver has no idea of their presence. Of course - as the OP mentions, there are some who drive without any awareness of anything behind their ears. Revving the engine to alert the cars of a bikes awareness is a good idea. Edited May 2, 2013 by richard_smith237 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 In reply to the OP, here's my 2 bahts worth: 1. They are grumpy old men and ignorant drivers regardless of their country of origin. 2. They own a car and assume that any farang riding a scooter is a tourist. They therefore have the "bloody tourist" attitude on top of the grumpy old man attitude. 3. They get frustrated because all day they feel harassed by Thai motorcyclists (and Thai motorists) dominating the road and causing them grief (as pereceived by them). 4. They know that despite their feelings of being harassed by Thais on the road, there is sweet FA they can do about it because it will end in tears for them and probably cost money. 5. They see a farang motorcyclist coming up in their mirror with no Thais around and think "arrogant bloody farang tourist, thinks he owns the <deleted> road does he, well I'll show him that I have more right to be here than him because I own a car and am a long termer here, he's just here to shag a few bargirls, so I'm gonna indicate as late as I can at the next left turn and if he hits me, tough cookies.....what?? Little sod is trying to undertake me and he's not even Thai!! I'll show him the little upstart!!!" etc etc. And that's how it happens because I've been in similar situations - Thai drivers are actually quite courteous and drive according to the local customs. Invariably it is the GOM contingent that cause problems for me. After having a completely uncalled for "near miss" caused by a GOM that I recognised but didn't know, I sought him out a few days later at a bar and struck up a conversation with him - the 5 points above are the result of the conversation. He thought I was a nice bloke, even bought me a drink. I then enjoyed telling him I was the "bloody tourist" that he nearly killed a few days previous and that next time he might be driving home minus a couple of wing mirrors and his gonads. I guess that is pretty close to the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonF Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Welcome to Thailand ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 You need to realize that you are on a motor vehicle and as such you don't have any more rights than any other vehicles. You want to pass on the left, just be aware that is a blind side and most motorists are not going to see you there, so pass at your own risk, and don't get bent out of shape when you are blocked Does your motorcycle license have a special permit that allows you to be first in line at a light ? Are the lines that are painted on the road just a guide for you since you are small so don't have to use them ? Since you are always in such a rush does that mean when traffic is stopped you have the right to drive the wrong way ? Why can't I take my car and drive up on the foot path because I don't want to wait Now my rant is over Outed grumpy expat car driver count so far: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 Of course - as the OP mentions, there are some who drive without any awareness of anything behind their ears. Revving the engine to alert the cars of a bikes awareness is a good idea. he definitely noticed me, otherwise he couldn't have swerved three times with perfect timing to hinder me. to other posters, who maybe have never been on third road towards bali hai: the road is large enough (2 rather generous lanes) to put a small car on either side of the car that blocked my way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HUAHIN62 Posted May 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2013 When in the UK are you allowed to pass on the left on a single lane road? Neither are it supposed to be done here, but many expats start to drive like the Thai's. Pass on the right hand side and if the guy cuts you off he's an ass.... Too many expats forget about normal driving rules when in Thailand and then get killed in stupid accidents. As to allowing a gap infront of the vehicle for a mc to pass, well it have happened many times that when I do that the mc trying to pass infront of my vehicle can't enter the next lane as its already full of other mc's. In the end my lane is blocked by the mc and when the traffic light turns green the vehicles driving within the rules can't go. Courtesy works both ways. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) You just need to apply defensive driving and learn to read the traffic better. As far as I am concerned, everybody else on the road are potential accidents, I just read the traffic, adjust and always ready for a surprise. I drive defensively, no worries I am just puzzled by what appears to be intentional misbehavior by some drivers. Your OP states you tried to go down the inside. Would you please elaborate on why this justifies swerving? (as I point out in a further post, the left lane was free and the car was not observing traffic laws by not using it) Outed grumpy expat car driver count so far: 3 Edited May 2, 2013 by manarak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellodolly Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 ... or as I used to say even in the US before moving to Thailand: You can be right and dead at the same time. Well I was going to wait to the end for this post but your avatar is pertinent to it. So here goes. Back home we called them the hat people. Get in set themselves up mirrors and all that start the car and then using both hands pull their hat down then precede to grab the wheel at the ten o clock and two o clock positions and begin to creep into traffic slowing the other traffic down while they creep along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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