Well 1 hour ago this thai guy (obviously above his station in life (hi-so) took the inclination too "<deleted>" me ) for the innocent amongst us that means to stick the nut (head) on.........now believe i dont mind mind i/ll alaways give the "twatter" first nut...................what erks me is this <deleted> had a minder with a gun.............anybody had similar experiences? This is in Pattaya on the 3rd road by the way.

I wouldnt care but this guy couldn't nut for England!

Ok , I read this twice and I still don't know what the hel_l your talking about .

I think I need to drink something stronger . I'll be right back ......................

What hes saying Jeff is someone tried to headbutt him, but he headbutted them first, then had a gun pulled on him.

As for my experiences, never had this problem, being 6"8 makes it very difficult for anyone to headbutt me.

Thaiflyer - curious where were you exactly at? Hmmm if I nutted anyone dare say I've never seen any minder w/gun as backup. What exactly was the twatish behaviour and how did you escape the minder?

What hes saying Jeff is someone tried to headbutt him, but he headbutted them first, then had a gun pulled on him.

As for my experiences, never had this problem, being 6"8 makes it very difficult for anyone to headbutt me.

Thank's Daleyboy , So this bloke had a friend that pulled a gun on him ?

Thaiflyer , your lucky to be alive . Would be a great story from the start ...in english , if you don't mind .

[, being 6"8 makes it very difficult for anyone to headbutt me.

6' 8" and your coming to see us in Surin.......................................what a nice man you are, and I apologise profoundly for any indescretions I might have inadvertantly written by mistake on the net.

Anyway you're probably not that much of a <deleted> anyway.

Thaiflyer - curious where were you exactly at? Hmmm if I nutted anyone dare say I've never seen any minder w/gun as backup. What exactly was the twatish behaviour and how did you escape the minder?

I too am curious about when and where this occurred...

Thaiflyer1 mentioned 3rd road, and I suspect it was outside one of the many pubs that are springing up along there, and probably late at night... or in the wee hours of the morning.

A lot of Thai HiSo frequent those pubs... and many are wealthy and influential with accompanying "security".

What did you do thaiflyer1, to get him to take such a shine to you?

Thanks for the translation daleyboy. I was with Jeff1 on this one and had no idea <deleted> he was talking about. Um, no TF, it has never happened to me either. Surprising to see him have a bodyguard packing along with him. An unusual sight for Thailand indeed. I have a couple qustions.

1. Why did the man do this to you? Did you provoke him? Insult him? Do anything?

2. Where exactly was everyone in this scenario positioned at the moment of attack?

If I was in your shoes and felt threatened by the man with the gun, I would work my way over to him first. Approach him from the front, quickly wrap your weak arm (right or left) around his arm which he is holding the gun with. With a swift & controlled motion put his arm behind you. Make sure you place your forearm right above his elbow. Holding the arm in place, push back with all your weight on the lower end of his arm then proceed to push forward with your arm holding his. Do it as strong as you can and if you have your arm placed right above his elbow then his arm should snap.

As soon as you snap it, make quick, thrusting motions with the bottom of your palm on your free hand up against the bottom of his nose. Make sure the thrust is heading in a direction from the bottom on up. Do it 4-5 times really hard. Essentially what you're doing is slamming the bones from around his nose into his brain which should eliminate his threat.

Of course this is only should this ever happen again. If your life is being threatened, its you or him man! I don't stand for that shit.

Now ive woke up heres the full story.

I had been for a night out in Pattaya, left Soi 13 (1am) on a motorbike taxi and deceided to get some food on the way home.

The "problem" happened at the end of Soi Chaiyapoon on 3rd road there is an open air "restaurant" .........big plastic tables , so i sit down at one order my food........at the other end of the table are 2 Thai guys one drinking a bottle of whiskey the other just having a bottle of coke.

The guy drinking the whiskey starts mouthing off at me in Thai..........Farlang this and farang that................he then gets up and attempts to head butt me (i say attempt as it was pitiful) same time he grabs the bottle of whiskey so i grab hold of the arm with the whiskey bottle.

The "minder" comes between us and lets it be known he has a gun..............but to be fair not in an aggresive way.......he takes the bottle off the other guy, at this point my food arrives and i hop back on the m/bike taxi and leave.

The reason i said in my earlier post the guy appeared to be "hi so" was he was well dressed with long "pop star" type hair (you know what i mean) and looks........age approx 25.

Thinking back i can honestly say i did nothing to provoke the incident..............i must say though ive seen the general area of Soi Bourkhao......Chaiyapoon and 3rd road go down hill "trouble" wise over the last 2-3 years.

Apols for the poor english first post.

Thanks for the report TF and good to hear your alright .

All I can say is " I spent a week in Pattaya one night " And I'll never go back there again .

The guy drinking the whiskey starts mouthing off at me in Thai..........Farlang this and farang that................he then gets up and attempts to head butt me (i say attempt as it was pitiful) same time he grabs the bottle of whiskey so i grab hold of the arm with the whiskey bottle.

The "minder" comes between us and lets it be known he has a gun..............but to be fair not in an aggresive way.......he takes the bottle off the other guy, at this point my food arrives and i hop back on the m/bike taxi and leave.

Every now and then, anti-farang sentiment is manifested by a drunk Thai... and to be on the receiving end of it it certainly not pleasant.

If such an event escalates into violence, Thais will side with Thais, no matter who is right or wrong... and the farang will always come off second best.

I think that whilst the minder maybe went too far with letting you know he was carrying a gun, probably did OK considering the circumstances... after all, he was in the employ of the drunk Thai guy, and has his face to preserve and duty to perform whilst not being overly aggressive.

You definitely did the right thing... leaving the scene quickly and without undue malice.

What hes saying Jeff is someone tried to headbutt him, but he headbutted them first, then had a gun pulled on him.

As for my experiences, never had this problem, being 6"8 makes it very difficult for anyone to headbutt me.

and they would have to leap frog over your sumo like belly , ya pikey

Gutless <deleted> hiso prick.

I'd ve sent a copper back to check the gun out.

[, being 6"8 makes it very difficult for anyone to headbutt me.

6' 8" and your coming to see us in Surin.......................................what a nice man you are, and I apologise profoundly for any indescretions I might have inadvertantly written by mistake on the net.

Anyway you're probably not that much of a <deleted> anyway.

Dont worry lampy i am known as the gentle giant. Not the violent type at all

Until it comes to monkey spunk bubbles like kurgen, then with one swift slap he is picking up teeth. See ya in July Kurgen

[, being 6"8 makes it very difficult for anyone to headbutt me.

6' 8" and your coming to see us in Surin.......................................what a nice man you are, and I apologise profoundly for any indescretions I might have inadvertantly written by mistake on the net.

Anyway you're probably not that much of a <deleted> anyway.

Dont worry lampy i am known as the gentle giant. Not the violent type at all

Until it comes to monkey spunk bubbles like kurgen, then with one swift slap he is picking up teeth. See ya in July Kurgen

and where are you gonna get 12 men and a step ladder from , you cross dressing retard

and where are you gonna get 12 men and a step ladder from , you cross dressing retard

Why will i need the 12 men and the ladder for? Is the ladder so i can climb the nearest tree that you ran up, and the 12 men to hold me back from breaking every bone in your body you pillow biter.

Anyway dave told me you barely have enough strength to suck the poo out of your boyfriends ass

So anyway we will see how quickly you can run when i come to see you in July, and i will bring a few of the boys with me, just so they can report back here on what an ass whooping i gave you.

I'm sure you will have a few boys with you, your sort always do

Pay the full rate and make sure they are old enough, they're cracking down on your sort in Thailand

The boys will just be there to watch, my type only need an audience not any help

And thats really no way to talk about Jai dee and dave and a few of the other members on here. Although some of them are probably over the hill and appreciate being called boys.

Going to be round patters somewhere near the 20th July so we can catch up and if your lucky i might get you a beer, ya big girls underpants

You can actually smell the testosterone in this thread !

totster

The boys will just be there to watch, my type only need an audience not any help

And thats really no way to talk about Jai dee and dave and a few of the other members on here. Although some of them are probably over the hill and appreciate being called boys.

Going to be round patters somewhere near the 20th July so we can catch up and if your lucky i might get you a beer, ya big girls underpants

I take it you won't be here for a full 2 weeks, can't miss your signing on date , can you ?

1. twatting ..

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

2. twatting..

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll <deleted> you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...

Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!

Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!

Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

from here.. Urban dictionary

totster

The boys will just be there to watch, my type only need an audience not any help

And thats really no way to talk about Jai dee and dave and a few of the other members on here. Although some of them are probably over the hill and appreciate being called boys.

Going to be round patters somewhere near the 20th July so we can catch up and if your lucky i might get you a beer, ya big girls underpants

I take it you won't be here for a full 2 weeks, can't miss your signing on date , can you ?

I told you before mate, i come from south of Brum, so i dont need to sign on.

1. twatting ..

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

2. twatting..

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll <deleted> you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...

Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!

Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!

Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

from here.. Urban dictionary

totster

And the other definition

<deleted>- someone who goes by the name of Kurgen

Kurgen's an alright lad, apart from his love of Jenny's.

Back on topic ThaiFlier - yeah think I know the place your referring to.... I suspect the minder kept things from escalating, and prob thought his boss was making a right arse out of himself, made sure you knew he had a gun, so you wouldnt start anything although the hiso <deleted> surely deserved it.

Kurgen's an alright lad, apart from his love of Jenny's.

Back on topic

So Brit are we going to give Kurgen a bit of a twatting when we see him?

Kurgen's an alright lad, apart from his love of Jenny's.

Back on topic

So Brit are we going to give Kurgen a bit of a twatting when we see him?

I'm always up for a friendly NUT or two!!!

Back on topic ThaiFlier - yeah think I know the place your referring to.... I suspect the minder kept things from escalating, and prob thought his boss was making a right arse out of himself, made sure you knew he had a gun, so you wouldnt start anything although the hiso <deleted> surely deserved it.

Yeah it could of turned out a lot worse.

I like grabbing a bite to eat from there the foods good ................but not worth dying over.

Kurgen's an alright lad, apart from his love of Jenny's.

Back on topic

So Brit are we going to give Kurgen a bit of a twatting when we see him?

I'm always up for a friendly NUT or two!!!

you like a couple of nuts Brit ?

Kurgen's an alright lad, apart from his love of Jenny's.

Back on topic

So Brit are we going to give Kurgen a bit of a twatting when we see him?

I'm always up for a friendly NUT or two!!!

you like a couple of nuts Brit ?

Resting on his chin ?

totster

Kurgen's an alright lad, apart from his love of Jenny's.

Back on topic

So Brit are we going to give Kurgen a bit of a twatting when we see him?

I'm always up for a friendly NUT or two!!!

you like a couple of nuts Brit ?

Resting on his chin ?

totster

When the pair of you, skull(s) are cracked don't say I didnt warn you!