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Latin Motto's For Tv Members.

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Here are a few mottos which suit tv members.but which members to which motto?

VINI,VIDI...........bang................ I came,I saw, I fell over ?

NIL PACHYDERM ILLIGITAMUS KNIKUS............................... Don't let the bastads steal yer beer ?

ANNUS HORRIBLUS............................. Look at the size of that bum ?

VINI ? ? .............................. I came but how do I get home ?

PER ADUA AD PACHYDERM.............................. To reach for a Chang ?

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VINI,VIDI...........bang................ I came,I saw, I fell over ? = Yorky, the next morning.

NIL PACHYDERM ILLIGITAMUS KNIKUS............................... Don't let the bastads steal yer beer ? = Yorky, to his best mate going for a leak.

ANNUS HORRIBLUS............................. Look at the size of that bum ? =Yorky, as Elsie enters the room.

VINI ? ? .............................. I came but how do I get home ? = Yorky at midnight.

PER ADUA AD PACHYDERM.............................. To reach for a Chang ? = Yorky, quoted from a pm to George.

Now who should I nominate for "PISTUS FARTUS"?

:o

Me??? :D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Aahhh, Latin - school days - amo, amas, amant - sheer unadulterated he££!

I like these:

For those needing a change:

Prehende uxorem meam, sis! (Take my wife, please!)

For those enjoying a change:

O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! (Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!)

For those fishing for a change:

Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? (Seen any good movies lately?)

For those expressing a desire for a change:

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? (Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?)

Yorky after a change:

"Veni, Vidi, Dormivi" (I came, I saw, I slept)

For those who absolutely do not want a change:

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. (Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.)

And for the rest of us on Bedlam:

"Taurus excreta cerebrum vincit" (Bullshit baffles brains)

not a clue :o:D

But Glauka, you're a Latin Lady you should be well up on these.

Here's mine - 'Omniferum ab Intemperies'. I hope you like it! :D

not a clue :o:D

But Glauka, you're a Latin Lady you should be well up on these.

Here's mine - 'Omniferum ab Intemperies'. I hope you like it! :D

For a man so wrapped up in the Book as you project yourself to be, suega (although you do appear to come from Liverpool - which explains most things), you do appear to have quite a scroll in you toga for the lovely Glauka.

Still, what do I care?

Even JC had his Mary Magdelane.

And look what that led to.

not a clue :o:D

But Glauka, you're a Latin Lady you should be well up on these.

Here's mine - 'Omniferum ab Intemperies'. I hope you like it! :D

For a man so wrapped up in the Book as you project yourself to be, suega (although you do appear to come from Liverpool - which explains most things), you do appear to have quite a scroll in you toga for the lovely Glauka.

Still, what do I care?

Even JC had his Mary Magdelane.

And look what that led to.

A couple of things worthy of note here. Firstly, I'm living in Liverpool, but I'm from Ireland. Secondly, Glauka is a personal friend of mine. And thirdly, I can't think of a third thing to say!!! :D

Oh, hold on, thirdly, Glauka is a Latin Latin lady, which is why she probably didn't have a clue. I don't think most of the Latin used in this thread would translate. :D Yes, lost in translation...

Firstly, I'm living in Liverpool, but I'm from Ireland.

My farther was the only Welshman born in Bootle.

He never found the Englishman.

And I personally have never met a Liverpudlian who has not got at least 245 relatives in Ireland.

Burpus eroticus

Som Nom Na - us,...

Leonis Changdonis

not a clue :D:D

But Glauka, you're a Latin Lady you should be well up on these.

Here's mine - 'Omniferum ab Intemperies'. I hope you like it! :D

I don´t know what it means...well latin is not my thing even though i always go A´s back in the school time...but I started science some i have to get some room... so i chuck latin out of my brain :D

you do appear to have quite a scroll in you toga for the lovely Glauka

Even though i don´t know what do you mean TM I must add that Suegha is a good friend of mine...i really appreciate him and i think this is a reciprocal feeling...

Suegha... :D

BTW TM thank you for calling me lovely... :o

Biteus Myassus :o

not a clue :D:D

But Glauka, you're a Latin Lady you should be well up on these.

Here's mine - 'Omniferum ab Intemperies'. I hope you like it! :D

I don´t know what it means...well latin is not my thing even though i always go A´s back in the school time...but I started science some i have to get some room... so i chuck latin out of my brain :D

you do appear to have quite a scroll in you toga for the lovely Glauka

Even though i don´t know what do you mean TM I must add that Suegha is a good friend of mine...i really appreciate him and i think this is a reciprocal feeling...

Suegha... :D

BTW TM thank you for calling me lovely... :o

'Omniferum ab Intemperies' means 'everything to excess'. It's my family motto, I always try to live life to the max!

And you are right on there Glauka - the feelings are reciprocal. TM was just being funny :D (He's a cool guy too!)

Do you have a family motto?

And you are right on there Glauka - the feelings are reciprocal. TM was just being funny :o (He's a cool guy too!)

Do you have a family motto?

Glauka's family motto is "Givus the Lastus Wordus" :D

And you are right on there Glauka - the feelings are reciprocal. TM was just being funny :D (He's a cool guy too!)

Do you have a family motto?

Glauka's family motto is "Givus the Lastus Wordus" :D

Woaoooow :o How do you know?

Glauka's family motto is "Givus the Lastus Wordus" :D

Woaoooow :o How do you know?

Just a hunch :D

It was either that or "Vini, Vidi, Rainus" (I came, I saw, it RAINed) ! :D

And you are right on there Glauka - the feelings are reciprocal. TM was just being funny :D (He's a cool guy too!)

Do you have a family motto?

Glauka's family motto is "Givus the Lastus Wordus" :D

Woaoooow :D How do you know?

Really??? I thought it was "Vini, vidi, saltos" "I came, I saw, I danced." :o

And you are right on there Glauka - the feelings are reciprocal. TM was just being funny :D (He's a cool guy too!)

Do you have a family motto?

Glauka's family motto is "Givus the Lastus Wordus" :D

Woaoooow :D How do you know?

Really??? I thought it was "Vini, vidi, saltos" "I came, I saw, I danced." :o

yes Suegha but that´s my father and myself motto...I would not think that my sister (who hates dancing) and my brother (who has never dance) will think that is a FAMILY motto...as my family say I must be the daughter of a gypsy sellling fruit...they just found me on the street... :D

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So... a year down the track and a whole lotta new Bedlamites are here now.

Names and suggestions please.

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

For a lot (I presume)of us : Nunc est bibendum=Now is the time to drink.

From my days as a servant of the public....

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem Stand aside, little people! I am here on official business

But now days....

Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est The cheque is in the post

Per ardua ad bar

Through hard work to the pub !!!

P.S. Mine in my sig are:-

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

and

Die dulci freure - Have a nice day

Jet Gorgon:-

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? - How do you get your hair to do that?

Suega:-

Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui. - Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it

One for the FarangConnection notice board:-

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! - God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Yorkie:-

Nunc Est Bibendum - Now it's time to drink.

Farangsay:-

Vescere Bracis Meis! -Eat my shorts!

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