The divine Dr. Rice will be visiting us at the weekend.

The planned visit to the local mosque has had to be cancelled, because of protests.

However we will be with her when she attends church on Sunday.

How's that, for a name drop?

Boonie - eat your heart out.

If you were not married and you had the chance,would you give her one?

If you were not married and you had the chance,would you give her one?

As the wise man said: all is fair in love and war and the loose maul.

The divine Dr. Rice will be visiting us at the weekend.

The planned visit to the local mosque has had to be cancelled, because of protests.

However we will be with her when she attends church on Sunday.

How's that, for a name drop?

Boonie - eat your heart out.

If you go TM, can you pick me up some 'memorabilia?

You know, like a ball cap with Condi in '08 and some campaign buttons?

Perhaps a picture of the two of you and TB?

The divine Dr. Rice will be visiting us at the weekend.

The planned visit to the local mosque has had to be cancelled, because of protests.

However we will be with her when she attends church on Sunday.

How's that, for a name drop?

Boonie - eat your heart out.

If you go TM, can you pick me up some 'memorabilia?

You know, like a ball cap with Condi in '08 and some campaign buttons?

Perhaps a picture of the two of you and TB?

Alas, you are the last in a long line - so don't keep your hopes up.

The photoes I am sure will be splashed all over the web - see if you can spot TM.

will you be wearing your jack straw wig?

If you were not married and you had the chance,would you give her one?

As the wise man said: all is fair in love and war and the loose maul.

loose maul...more like a rucking good time.

will you be wearing your jack straw wig?

No, but I could be holding his hand.

Does Condi Suck D1ck like Monica?

Does Condi Suck D1ck like Monica?

Probably

Personally I don't want her here, nor anyone to do with that government.

Does Condi Suck D1ck like Monica?

Well I asked the Secret Service guy staying in our house, your question, and he said, "She can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose."

Should I take that as a yes or a no?

What do you think?

With her mince beef!! I heard she can bite an apple through a wire fence

Does Condi Suck D1ck like Monica?

Well I asked the Secret Service guy staying in our house, your question, and he said, "She can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose."

Should I take that as a yes or a no?

What do you think?

she's mine you filthy bugger..leave her alone!

Does Condi Suck D1ck like Monica?

Well I asked the Secret Service guy staying in our house, your question, and he said, "She can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose."

Should I take that as a yes or a no?

What do you think?

she's mine you filthy bugger..leave her alone!

Well this was the reaction when I told her what you said:

Does Condi Suck D1ck like Monica?

Well I asked the Secret Service guy staying in our house, your question, and he said, "She can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose."

Should I take that as a yes or a no?

What do you think?

she's mine you filthy bugger..leave her alone!

Well this was the reaction when I told her what you said:

she loves me!

Yep...sure looks like Presidential material to me!

I'd vote for her...

Condimania

By Elizabeth Day

(Filed: 02/04/2006)

The Dean of Blackburn is a holy man and, as such, is not generally touched by earthly desires. He has serious misgivings about the Iraq war. He is a sensible, mild-mannered sort of fellow, not given to unnecessary exaggeration. But that was yesterday. That was BC. Before Condoleezza.

"Oh, I thought she was charming," says the Very Rev Christopher Armstrong, reflecting on his hour-long meeting with the US Secretary of State in Blackburn Cathedral. He pauses. A playful half-smile curls his lips. His eyes glaze over slightly and gaze into the middle distance. It is as if he is recalling a particularly pleasing experience, such as winning the egg-and-spoon race at his primary school.

Condoleezza Rice left men powerless in her wake

"She looks nice, she's interesting, she's very aware, very concerned, and she can handle the protesters so well. She knows other people's opinions are important and she values them."

A few hours earlier, Mr Armstrong had been declaiming the war in Iraq in forceful tones in front of the nation's media. Now, he appears to have undergone a quasi-religious conversion. But you can't blame him. This, it seems, is quite simply the Condi effect.

However much people might dislike the thought of Condoleezza Rice, 51, one of the key architects of the Iraq war, defender of Guantanamo Bay and staunch ally of George Bush, it seems that they cannot help but be won over by the reality.

Over the past couple of days, as she has been shown round Blackburn, Lancashire, by her new best friend, Jack Straw, she has encountered hostility almost everywhere.

Twenty-five per cent of Blackburn inhabitants are Asian and most of them are Muslims. At Pleckgate School on Friday, more than 100 schoolchildren gathered in vocal protest.

Roger McGough, the prominent poet, pulled out of an appearance at a Liverpool Philharmonic concert. At Blackburn Cathedral, Ms Rice was greeted by cries of "fascist" from a crazy-eyed protester wrapped up in a plastic mackintosh.

Hundreds marched to Blackburn town hall dressed in orange boiler suits and screamed at her as she arrived for a press conference. Yet Ms Rice greeted it all with a red-lipsticked smile and a heady wallop of fragrance that seems to have left grown men powerless in her wake.

In her presence, the normally buttoned-up Mr Strawalternated between looking like a proud father bringing his daughter into the office for work experience and an adolescent schoolboy with a hopeless crush on the head girl.

Winston Churchill, that great proponent of the special relationship, once said that he wooed F D Roosevelt "as a man might woo a maid".

But, surely, presenting Ms Rice with a Blackburn Rovers football shirt and giggling softly at her witticisms was going a bit too far? What must Mrs Straw make of having a third person in their marriage? "Er… no comment," says a constituency office spokesman.

Why does Ms Rice hold this strange, intoxicating power? It could be her triumph over adversity - her success has been all the more remarkable given that she was born into the segregated American south in Birmingham, Alabama, in 1954.

It could be her blameless Presbyterian upbringing (her father was a minister in the local church), and her associated Protestant work ethic - she famously gets up at 4am to put herself through a gruelling physical work-out wherever she is in the world.

It could be her formidable intelligence - she enrolled at the University of Denver aged 15, she has read War And Peace twice (in the original Russian), and in 1993, still shy of 40, she became the first woman and the first African-American to be appointed provost of Stanford University. As if that weren't enough, she also trained as a concert pianist.

Or it could simply be the way she looks. Over the past week, male journalists have written lyrically about her "lacquered hair" and her well-tailored trouser suits: a pretty mauve number for her first date with the Foreign Secretary on Friday and a more sober black outfit for yesterday.

It was pointed out that her name was derived from a musical expression: con dolcezza, meaning "with sweetness". Even her appearance on BBC Radio 4's Today programme, normally the bloodiest of gladiatorial arenas for unpopular politicians, was marked by a curious - and unusually lengthy - tenderness.

Although this is the UK's first experience of Condimania, the Condi effect has long been in evidence in her home country. Her considerable gifts have Washington buzzing about the possibility of the first black, female president.

Laura Bush publicly said earlier this year that she'd "love to see her run. She's terrific". Even her political opponents cannot help but like her.

Other significant cheerleaders include Bill Morris, a political strategist and a former close adviser to Bill Clinton who has now turned against the Democrats. His thesis, as propounded in his recent book, Condi vs Hillary: The Next Great Presidential Race, is that the only possible Republican candidate who could defeat Hillary Clinton if she runs would be Ms Rice.

Nor is her closeness to male politicians - and the accompanying regard in which they hold her - reserved to British cabinet members. Jacques Chirac is an admirer. And when George Bush attended a press conference with Ms Rice in March 2003 to talk about the Iraq war, he apparently refused to go into the more unsavoury details of the Iraqi rape camps set up by Saddam Hussein's sons, Uday and Qusay, because he "didn't want to say them in front of Condi".

The unmarried Secretary of State returned the compliment a year later when, at a dinner party, she accidentally referred to the President as "my husb…", before cutting herself short.

This dogged affection for the most powerful woman in the free world extends to the US Condi fan club and its "Condistas" - Republican activists eager to "draft" Ms Rice into the 2008 presidential race.

Baseball caps and T-shirts emblazoned with "Condi" can be bought off their internet site. Condistas like to think that their heroine's assertion that she is not interested in the presidency is poppycock. They joke, not entirely originally, that "denial" is a river in Egypt.

Back in soggy Blackburn, even those who had gathered to protest about the war found themselves going weak at the knees. "I was against the war, but I think she's wonderful," gushed Stephen Walsh, 47, a human resources consultant, who had wrestled himself to the front of the security cordon outside Blackburn town hall in the hope of catching a glimpse.

"She's a fantastic role model when you think about the background she came from. Of course, she's very fanciable as well. I think it's the power thing. She's an attractive woman, and that's not just about the way she looks."It was not only the men who were awestruck (although Mrs Walsh had sensibly decided to go shopping and, presumably like Mrs Straw, simply leave her husband to it).

Kerry Dayton, 46, a housewife who has lived in Blackburn all her life, was also admiring of more practical considerations. "She always looks nicely turned out and professional," she says.

"I want to ask her how she gets her hair to stay so smooth. Mine always goes frizzy in the rain. Hers was lovely and straight when she walked into the town hall."It was, in the end, simply another example of Condoleezza Rice defying the odds. No wonder all the world is smitten.

from this mornings uk daily telegraph.

will thomas be out in the crowds today , wrapped up in raincoat and scarf , with a thermos of p.g.tips and a chunk of kendal mint cake to hand , a tartan rug around his knees ,his hip flask topped up with an ample draught of "old scrotum" finest malt whiskey to ward off the chill , sitting it out in rainswept grimy blackburn to catch a glimpse of, have a gush at and quietly drool at this ageing bint.

the fifties is a difficult age for men to pass through gracefully.

condoleeza rice soiled underwear for sale ......... see page 94.

"I want to ask her how she gets her hair to stay so smooth. Mine always goes frizzy in the rain. Hers was lovely and straight when she walked into the town hall."

And women wonder why men can't understand them...

I'd assure her not to be ashamed of her nakedness.