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The Last Word

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Someone has been counting the posts. :o

Musta got bored watching the traffic lights change colour.

I wondered for a second how he did it then filed that with

the gazillion things I don't really want to know.

Heh heh heh - insane chuckle - you are all doomed

NOT to have the last word.

OK there's a horror movie on the TV.

243. Part timer..........!

redrus

Someone has been counting the posts. :o

Musta got bored watching the traffic lights change colour.

I wondered for a second how he did it then filed that with

the gazillion things I don't really want to know.

Heh heh heh - insane chuckle - you are all doomed

NOT to have the last word.

OK there's a horror movie on the TV.

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic ligths

but only when their green.

Left click on the total post count in The Last Word thread line, in the respective forum main page....! :o:D

redrus

Left click on the total post count in The Last Word thread line, in the respective forum main page....! :o:D

redrus

Nay, don't care that much, in fact don't care at all. Just trying to post something for the last word. :D

Left click on the total post count in The Last Word thread line, in the respective forum main page....! :o:D

redrus

Wow , thanks for that.

I think?

I have this theory on the human memory ,

that like the boxes we use called kompooters

the memory capacity has a finite limit. Unlike

kompooters , which just cease to function

when that limit is reached , human memory

has an overflow pipe. That is why I try to avoid

learning things that are pretty useless because

I'm worried something useful might have fallen

off the far end of the shelf so to speak.

:D

Left click on the total post count in The Last Word thread line, in the respective forum main page....! :o:D

redrus

Wow , thanks for that.

I think?

I have this theory on the human memory ,

that like the boxes we use called kompooters

the memory capacity has a finite limit. Unlike

kompooters , which just cease to function

when that limit is reached , human memory

has an overflow pipe. That is why I try to avoid

learning things that are pretty useless because

I'm worried something useful might have fallen

off the far end of the shelf so to speak.

:D

Upgrades. :D

Left click on the total post count in The Last Word thread line, in the respective forum main page....! :o:bah:

redrus

Nay, don't care that much, in fact don't care at all. Just trying to post something for the last word. :D

Ich Auch....! :D

Left click on the total post count in The Last Word thread line, in the respective forum main page....! :D:bah:

redrus

Wow , thanks for that.

I think?

I have this theory on the human memory ,

that like the boxes we use called kompooters

the memory capacity has a finite limit. Unlike

kompooters , which just cease to function

when that limit is reached , human memory

has an overflow pipe. That is why I try to avoid

learning things that are pretty useless because

I'm worried something useful might have fallen

off the far end of the shelf so to speak.

:D

Thas a funny onion fella, I say I say, thas an odd fruit.....!

redrus

Someone has been counting the posts. :D

Musta got bored watching the traffic lights change colour.

I wondered for a second how he did it then filed that with

the gazillion things I don't really want to know.

Heh heh heh - insane chuckle - you are all doomed

NOT to have the last word.

OK there's a horror movie on the TV.

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic ligths

but only when their green.

You called to mind a memory that's still

there despite Redrus.

When I was in Zambia , a country which has

emerald fields , every shyster in town was

trying to sell you raw emeralds. Even the tea

boy asked me one day if I wanted to buy some

"emilies". What was on offer was what could have

been green glass for all I knew. Could well have

been because not a single traffic light in town had

any glass on the green.

Red , amber , pop the clutch on the faint white

gleam.

:o

Someone has been counting the posts. :D

Musta got bored watching the traffic lights change colour.

I wondered for a second how he did it then filed that with

the gazillion things I don't really want to know.

Heh heh heh - insane chuckle - you are all doomed

NOT to have the last word.

OK there's a horror movie on the TV.

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic ligths

but only when their green.

You called to mind a memory that's still

there despite Redrus.

When I was in Zambia , a country which has

emerald fields , every shyster in town was

trying to sell you raw emeralds. Even the tea

boy asked me one day if I wanted to buy some

"emilies". What was on offer was what could have

been green glass for all I knew. Could well have

been because not a single traffic light in town had

any glass on the green.

Red , amber , pop the clutch on the faint white

gleam.

:o

So, you were buying weed in Zambia? :D

Someone has been counting the posts. :D

Musta got bored watching the traffic lights change colour.

I wondered for a second how he did it then filed that with

the gazillion things I don't really want to know.

Heh heh heh - insane chuckle - you are all doomed

NOT to have the last word.

OK there's a horror movie on the TV.

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic ligths

but only when their green.

You called to mind a memory that's still

there despite Redrus.

When I was in Zambia , a country which has

emerald fields , every shyster in town was

trying to sell you raw emeralds. Even the tea

boy asked me one day if I wanted to buy some

"emilies". What was on offer was what could have

been green glass for all I knew. Could well have

been because not a single traffic light in town had

any glass on the green.

Red , amber , pop the clutch on the faint white

gleam.

:o

So, you were buying weed in Zambia? :D

Actually it's called dagga and I only ever partook

one time and that totally unwittingly.

I was at a great house party perched on a stool

a this semicircular bar all the better for a dozen

mosi's when this Australian gave me a cigarette

which happened to contain more dagga than

tobacco. By the time I finished the ciggie I was

in a parlous state. Some friends came over and

asked if I was all right but I didn't answer because

it was taking all my remaining brain cells to keep

my bum from sliding off the seat.

:D

Anybody see that geriatric guy posing as a pear-shaped cellulite-ridden hook-nosed dwarf with hands the size of shrivelled apricots (and you know what that means) around here? Goes by the name of Grover? Tell him to give my stars back. Or die. TLW.

Excuses, sonny tis I that outranks you. Well, in this thread.... :bah: :bah:

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The Dan Sai Kid (How the fork and spoon, have you managed that, you had a few months off or what?) 484 :D

Kerryd 470

kayo 441 :D

rio666uk 281

thaibebop 277

daleyboy 264

redrus 241

suegha 196

raro 181

Patsycat 144

Tippaporn 138

Glauka 105

Kan Win 101 :D

farangsay 98 :o

mrbojangles 85

Little Black Duck 73

Thaddeus 60

soi lurker 49

Totster 48

Boon Mee 39

Robski 35

davidjtayler 33

Nawtilus 31

gburns57au 24

Old Croc 22

game4shame 18

Soph 16

OlRedEyes 14

English Noodles 14

khall64au 14

redrus :o "How Kan I Tank you"

See you all next week with my mates "The Similes" :D

TLW ©

Kan Win is great, nicely insane, insanity coupled with lunacy but without malice.

He is the Michael Bentine of Bedlam ....... totally potty. :D:D:D:o

TLW

Itsmmeeeee its mee its meee

Sorry. According to Glauka, you have to have at least 1,000 posts to reply in this thread !

He's having a laugh it took me forever to make 500 posts. I'm just going to lay down and rest now

redrus :o "How Kan I Tank you"

See you all next week with my mates "The Similes" :D

TLW ©

Nay bother big man.... :D:D

redrus

Yeah, he's got a Little Black Duck that needs the giblets pulled out it's arse and replaced with Saxo!! :o

That's gotta be The Last Word on prepping a duck!

Yeah, he's got a Little Black Duck that needs the giblets pulled out it's arse and replaced with Saxo!! :o

That's gotta be The Last Word on prepping a duck!

Fine talk from a Cross Dressing Santa..TLW..

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