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The Last Word

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So does this mean Ducky wins this thread and some other wonklette is gonna start another TLW OP? :o

like fk it does!!!!

(language sorry)

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Bailiff: "Hear, hear! Order in the court."

(gavel pounding)

Bailiff: "All rise! Bow. Be seated. The Honourable Judge Jet is now presiding."

JJ: "Aruump. It has come to my attention that a disparity has arisen over whom deserves TLW."

Sneeze, cough, paper shuffle, fan whirring, baby crying, dog whimpering, old man farting, etc.

JJ: "Based on the calculations of TLW contributions, it appears that DSK should be the winner just on the total tally for his inane postings."

Gasps, guffaws and farts from the attendees.

JJ: "However, in my view, the data is incomprehensible, illogical, Miami polling-based, and basically, who gives a F**. I give TLW to the LBD.

Court and TLW adjourned."

Go the DUCK :D

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CONGRATULATIONS :o

Bailiff: "Hear, hear! Order in the court."

(gavel pounding)

Bailiff: "All rise! Bow. Be seated. The Honourable Judge Jet is now presiding."

JJ: "Aruump. It has come to my attention that a disparity has arisen over whom deserves TLW."

Sneeze, cough, paper shuffle, fan whirring, baby crying, dog whimpering, old man farting, etc.

JJ: "Based on the calculations of TLW contributions, it appears that DSK should be the winner just on the total tally for his inane postings."

Gasps, guffaws and farts from the attendees.

JJ: "However, in my view, the data is incomprehensible, illogical, Miami polling-based, and basically, who gives a F**. I give TLW to the LBD.

Court and TLW adjourned."

Well hurrah , another yankee imposing peace and justice on the far corners.

So praise the lord and kiss your sweet arse goodbye.

I know yankees are not wordly wise so some pointers :

This ain't Kansas

We no spikky da lingo

We no take dollars

We eat gringos for breakfast

PS sailor boy's gone quiet ?

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Long may it last :o

Bailiff: "Hear, hear! Order in the court."

(gavel pounding)

Bailiff: "All rise! Bow. Be seated. The Honourable Judge Jet is now presiding."

JJ: "Aruump. It has come to my attention that a disparity has arisen over whom deserves TLW."

Sneeze, cough, paper shuffle, fan whirring, baby crying, dog whimpering, old man farting, etc.

JJ: "Based on the calculations of TLW contributions, it appears that DSK should be the winner just on the total tally for his inane postings."

Gasps, guffaws and farts from the attendees.

JJ: "However, in my view, the data is incomprehensible, illogical, Miami polling-based, and basically, who gives a F**. I give TLW to the LBD.

Court and TLW adjourned."

Well hurrah , another yankee imposing peace and justice on the far corners.

So praise the lord and kiss your sweet arse goodbye.

I know yankees are not wordly wise so some pointers :

This ain't Kansas

We no spikky da lingo

We no take dollars

We eat gringos for breakfast

PS sailor boy's gone quiet ?

post-26562-1172843647_thumb.jpg

Long may it last :o

You little pinko lardbutt, FS. I ain't US American (wish I were). You is just swanked off coz they didn't give TLW to you. I'm gonna come thru the ether and scallywag yer a** you ragged mollywog gimpbagged gringie.

PS sailor boy's gone quiet ?

read the memo ...........................

the DUCK won

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I think he's having a sane moment. Normal service will be resumed shortly

In an Insane World, only the Sane must seem Insane !!

Bailiff: "Hear, hear! Order in the court."

(gavel pounding)

Bailiff: "All rise! Bow. Be seated. The Honourable Judge Jet is now presiding."

JJ: "Aruump. It has come to my attention that a disparity has arisen over whom deserves TLW."

Sneeze, cough, paper shuffle, fan whirring, baby crying, dog whimpering, old man farting, etc.

JJ: "Based on the calculations of TLW contributions, it appears that DSK should be the winner just on the total tally for his inane postings."

Gasps, guffaws and farts from the attendees.

JJ: "However, in my view, the data is incomprehensible, illogical, Miami polling-based, and basically, who gives a F**. I give TLW to the LBD.

Court and TLW adjourned."

Well hurrah , another yankee imposing peace and justice on the far corners.

So praise the lord and kiss your sweet arse goodbye.

I know yankees are not wordly wise so some pointers :

This ain't Kansas

We no spikky da lingo

We no take dollars

We eat gringos for breakfast

PS sailor boy's gone quiet ?

post-26562-1172843647_thumb.jpg

Long may it last :o

You little pinko lardbutt, FS. I ain't US American (wish I were). You is just swanked off coz they didn't give TLW to you. I'm gonna come thru the ether and scallywag yer a** you ragged mollywog gimpbagged gringie.

Told you before , ain't no lardbutt , 65 kilo fighting weight.

I do have pink bits but I normally keep them covered out of respect

for cultural norms.

How did you know anyway ?

Peeking thru' my bathroom window ?

Fuggin' pervert !

Once got assaulted by a GF's sister because she was overcome

by the sight of my pink nipples.

Scary.

Anyway , so you're a wannabe American.

I shall try to be less harsh on you in future 'cos that is so fuggin sad.

:D

I think he's having a sane moment. Normal service will be resumed shortly

In an Insane World, only the Sane must seem Insane !!

Double bluff eh :D

And to the Judge of the Kangaroo court. Bog off, you can't impose non democratic rulings in this thread (unless you become a mod that is) :o:D

the DUCK won ,

NOW That's JUSTICE ..................

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I've had messages from a few fishes that would like you to sleep with them.

How should I respond ?

please see the latest issue of the Bedlam News for further info ............. :o

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So does this mean Ducky wins this thread and some other wonklette is gonna start another TLW OP? :D

"Ducky" has as much ducking chance of "winning" this thread as he has

of surviving a shitstorm of Purdey output whilst trying to fly below the radar.

Hope dies last.

But the duck will buy the farm first.

:o

:D :D

Right, very apprehensively, I'm off to see what this Bedlam News Thread is all about.

Mid, Before I got there, I must say, I'm worried about you friend. If you ever need someone to talk to, you know where I am.

Kayo! :D

Mid, Before I got there, I must say, I'm worried about you friend. If you ever need someone to talk to, you know where I am.

your concern is touching ............. :o

however Judge J.Gorgon has announced the verdict :D

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Here's an idea.

DSK and LBD are both due to leave this land for pastures brown, whoever can post a comment closest to departure time gets TLW.

Dates and times please boys.

And then Stan can start a new LW thread :o

in contempt of duck

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It is obvious that some people here are forgetting (ignoring ?) the fact that this isn't a contest. There is no prize for having the most posts in this thread. There are no "winners" or "2nd Place" categories (sorry Suegha !). And has history has proven, regardless of who (eventually) has the Last Word in this thread, be assured that a Mod will sneak in afterwards and add to it, giving them the Last Word (right Boo ?) :o

In the meantime, the moon will be disappearing today for a short time (but not on soi 6 !).

The countdown is on (again) !

I'm not being competitive! I just want the second last word, even though a I can't remember why. And I'm not going back through 366 pages to find out... So there!

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I'm not being competitive! I just want the second last word, even though a I can't remember why. And I'm not going back through 366 pages to find out... So there!

Why not ? It's not like you (apparently) don't have time on your hands ! :D

(Oh yeah, I did that "google" your own name thing and what a surprise, quite a few responses had to do with being a Minister ! Maybe I have an evil twin that preaches from a pulpit ?) :o

I'm not being competitive! I just want the second last word, even though a I can't remember why. And I'm not going back through 366 pages to find out... So there!

haave you not yet changed your forum settings "tiggy" ?

(my controls/(left-hand tool bar -->options) Board Settings

I got 138 pages of last word @ 40 posts a page. :o

Either way thats still some 5519 posts too many (well, okay we're nearing that total by the end if this page)

I'm not being competitive! I just want the second last word, even though a I can't remember why. And I'm not going back through 366 pages to find out... So there!

haave you not yet changed your forum settings "tiggy" ?

(my controls/(left-hand tool bar -->options) Board Settings

I got 138 pages of last word @ 40 posts a page. :D

Either way thats still some 5519 posts too many (well, okay we're nearing that total by the end if this page)

:o

Thus spake thelastpostexpert

:D

Get a mod to delete sailor boy's pictures and his "duck for winner" campaign.

That'll get it down a bit.

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