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The Last Word

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TLW but canny do that wee copyright doodaa

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And Suega - i was SHOCKED AND STUNNED that you described your wife's breasts in such detail at 3 in the morning!!!!! Or are you in Thailand?

WHAT THE .......? That needs an explanation. URL to post required.

CB

Crow Boy. Slowly, I'm tracking your origin down, :o

When I was touring with the Arts Coucil of Sth Aust in the mid to late 70's,the home of Golden North Ice Cream was Laura. So I'm assumming mid north somewhere, possibly Clare, Burra or perhaps even Melrose. Therefore the last word in mountains is :-

"Remarkable" (How close am I ?)

Not bad - area is Flinders Ranges - Quorn. Family are cattle/sheep and a small amount, between 1,000 and 2,500 acres of wheat/barley (past Goyder's Line) depending on the rains.

(Only a Crow-Eater will understand this one, perhaps you can explain C.B.)

The nick name for South Australians is Crow Eaters - the name of the only decent football (AFL) team is the Adelaide Crows. My avatar and ID is Crow Boy because I come from South Australia. In the Army I was commonly nicked Crowie because of my state of origin - had nothing to do with the fact that everywhere I went death and destruction soon followed :D

CB

Be careful suiging I might try tracking your history. :o

Ask him about the only band of note (well sort of on note) that came out of Wolverhampton :D

CB

Fef offf the crow

Oh that's nice that is - I thought you were a nice person and what do I get after putting up three - yes three last word responses but 'eff off the crow - charming that is, bleedin' charming

tlw raven loony

CB

I'll tell yu a secret crow - it was in the ladies forum about breasts!! Wether they - the ladies like em big or small and the Suega got his foot in!!!

Not my fault, ever

But you are falling off yur perch.....

BECAUSE with a unfortunate saying that you hate, no i have---------- TLW

I think, boys it was when i said i had never been here before, <deleted>.....

TLW

I'm off for a few days ....... try and keep the place tidy.

BEER ....... TLW

Be careful suiging I might try tracking your history. :o

Ask him about the only band of note (well sort of on note) that came out of Wolverhampton :D

CB

Ah Wolverhampton and it's place in history..................

Let's start with America. Who can ever forget Button Gwinnet one of the fifty six sinatories on the Declaration of Independence, or Edwin Booth the actor who spawned John Wilkes Booth who did for Abe Lincoln ?..........Then we have SLADE, but thats a different story. I believe Adelaide has a duck named after it ?

Heritage TLW :D

I'm off for a few days ....... try and keep the place tidy.

BEER ....... TLW

Me too. In 48 hours I'll be swigging a Bia Saigon in the cafe opposite Da Nang airport prior to being whisked on 9Q 353 to Bangkok to then heading south to Pattaya for the TV 5 year anni p1ssup (sorry, I do of course mean the culturally sensitive soiree).

BEERS.......TLWs

Hey C.B. The last Word in Railways is............Pichi Richi

(I pumped petrol for 2 weeks in Pt. Augusta in January 1965, to learn what Hot was :D )

(I also "played" Quorn Area School with "Professor Kobalt and the Katfish that Kried in 1975")

(and one of my most memorable drives I took was to Paralana Hot Springs in the Northern Flinders - what a magical spot)

Suiging, the last word in traffic lights is that Princes Square, Wolverhampton was the first place to have an automatic set.

Eric Idle was at Royal Woverhampton School (No wonder he wrote "Always Look On the Bright Side Of Life" :D

and a person from Wolverhampton is a "Wulfrunian"... :o

You sir, are a genius............at last proper stuff on TLW thread.

You sir, are a genius............at last proper stuff on TLW thread.

and you have the good taste and quality to recognise it . :o

We'd better stop now otherwise everybody will think this is a mutual admiration society.

Suiging please note :-

The very first spiral toboggan in Enland appeared in the 1902 Art and Industrial Exhibition in the West Park. Where ?..........Wolverhampton.

Hey C.B. The last Word in Railways is............Pichi Richi

(I pumped petrol for 2 weeks in Pt. Augusta in January 1965, to learn what Hot was :o )

(I also "played" Quorn Area School with "Professor Kobalt and the Katfish that Kried in 1975")

(and one of my most memorable drives I took was to Paralana Hot Springs in the Northern Flinders - what a magical spot)

You want hot try mustering cattle or sheep in the middle of summer on a horse surrounded by hills made of quarz and galena.

We were too far out of "town" ie Quorn for us to go to school there so I did my first 5 years by School of the Air from Broken Hill.

Interesting stuff about Wolverhampton - I only thing I knew about it was:

1) home of Suiging

2) Has a football team somewhere near the bottom of the country division

3) Slade

tlw reminiscent

CB

O.K. Crow Boy I believe you, not only hot it must have got pretty cool at nights ! The temperature range up through that sort of country was huge, but some of the countyside was fantastic, I can almost see (and smell) the red, blue and peppermint gums, Acacacia iteaphylla (Flinders Range Wattle) and A. pycnantha (Golden Wattle & National Floral Emblem Of Oz) Growing Aussie Nats was a hobby of mine for years, so the last name in grass trees is Xanthorrhea quadrangulata...... :D

Not sure about the flora and fauna of Wolverhampton as the only night I spent near there I awoke at dawn to the sound of birds coughing........ :o

One can only presume the " Birds Coughing " , was the sound of matrons from the local boy's school's dormitory, giving you a polite "Ahhhemm !!!! "

No doubt quite loudly, before asking you to re-trouser yourself, pick up your feathered friend and leave immediately !!!!

In days gone past it was common to see this sort of thing in every city in the world. Old men frequently cradling a bottle of cheap booze staring bleary eyed out as the world passes them by with a pittying glance - now they just move to Pattaya :D

tlw - pattaya bash come on down :o

CB

heap booze staring bleary eyed out as the world passes them by with a pittying glance

Could be Glasgow.

Scotland to beat Italy on Saturday..

Hope. TLW

In days gone past it was common to see this sort of thing in every city in the world. Old men frequently cradling a bottle of cheap booze staring bleary eyed out as the world passes them by with a pittying glance - now they just move to Pattaya :D

tlw - pattaya bash come on down :o

CB

Oi! I resemble that remark.

Similarity tlw

I had expected a flurry of "hey stop bashing Pattaya - it's a great place and nothing like you people seem to think". Pity that.

tlw disappointed

CB

Why say anything other than RIP Fred ?

Fred, gone to the great celestial roundabout.

The world becomes a poorer place without characters like Fred and the graph of human spirit tends more towards a flat line.

Nice One P.H.

I reckon that should be the last word of Fred.

Over to you.....................who ever is next in line.

In Sydney for many years there was a fellow wandereing around over night and putting a beautifully written single word on pavements across the city.

tlw Eternity

CB

That's a strange name for a graffiti artist ?

An interesting but sad case, unfortunately not an isolated example.

I remember an elderly chap in Adelaide known as piccolo pete who used to play for small coins on the street corners of Adelaide. He was harmless and very well known. As a kid my dad would give me a coin to put in Pete's hat on the pavement. These days people would just walk by and make out they can't see these folk.

On our property we had an old man who was a friend of my grandfather. They served in the First World War together and had what we would now call post traumatic syndrome. He came from a well to do family and became a hermit on one of our out stations living on his own. My grandfather would drag him onto the train each year to go to the Anzac Day march in Adelaide. There he would get kitted out with clothes for the next year. He lived on our property until he died and my dad found a pile of bank cheques and notes stuffed into a sunshine powdered milk tin. He said there must have been a couple of thousands of pounds then dollars after the currency converion. Some of the cheques went back 30 years.

Dad got permission from the police to have him buried on the property saying it was his home for most of his life and he never wanted to leave it.

tlw

hermits

CB

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