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Merry Christmas to you all. :o

Kan Win :D

Cheerfulness :DTLW ©

Scotland the place were the national past time is tossing off your caber.

tlw running really fast

CB

Everyone wants to be Scottish :o

Wannabes.TLW

Scotland the place were the national past time is tossing off your caber.

tlw running really fast

CB

Everyone wants to be Scottish :D

Wannabes.TLW

When you are 1) Scottish and 2) living in Sydney you really have to ask "what did I do that was so wrong in a past life to get this?"

:o

CB

tlw reincarnation

Yes, no shortage of haggis restaurants in Thailand TLW...

Yes, no shortage of haggis restaurants in Thailand TLW...

That is true

tlw pad kha pao moo

If you are planning to shoot Haggi (plural of Haggis) please remember that the season only occurs when there is an R in the month. To help in identification please read the following :-

The haggis, or 'haggis-beestie' has four legs, and generally has legs shorter on one side than the other, either the left or the right, which enables the haggis to move with speed on the rocky Scots mountains. The legs of the counter-clockwise or 'tuathal' haggis are shorter on left side of the body, whilst the clockwise or 'deiseil' haggis has legs shorter on the right hand side.

The two species are distinct from each other, and although they are not natural enemies, interbreeding is impossible as they never face the same way on the hill. Recent research from the University of Dundee suggests that by gene-splicing the two breeds, a 'sassenach' haggis could be created, with legs the same length on each side. Such a haggis, if it existed, would be capable of living and breeding on flat lands. As yet there are no plans for the genetic engineering of sassenach haggis' however, due to prohibitive costs.

Wee-Beestie TLW

If you are planning to shoot Haggi (plural of Haggis) please remember that the season only occurs when there is an R in the month. To help in identification please read the following :-

The haggis, or 'haggis-beestie' has four legs, and generally has legs shorter on one side than the other, either the left or the right, which enables the haggis to move with speed on the rocky Scots mountains. The legs of the counter-clockwise or 'tuathal' haggis are shorter on left side of the body, whilst the clockwise or 'deiseil' haggis has legs shorter on the right hand side.

The two species are distinct from each other, and although they are not natural enemies, interbreeding is impossible as they never face the same way on the hill. Recent research from the University of Dundee suggests that by gene-splicing the two breeds, a 'sassenach' haggis could be created, with legs the same length on each side. Such a haggis, if it existed, would be capable of living and breeding on flat lands. As yet there are no plans for the genetic engineering of sassenach haggis' however, due to prohibitive costs.

Wee-Beestie TLW

Deep fried-TLW

Yes, deep fried sheeps stomach, the national dish

scrumptious - TLW

In 1755 Johnson published his 2 volume Dictionary.

In it you will find.

Oats: a grain which in England is generally given to horses,

but in Scotland supports the people.

Biffed TLW

have I inadvertently created a let's bash Scotland thread? If so then great :o

Three things that did not come from Scotland

Bagpipes - Roman probably from Romania or Bulgaria originally

Golf - again the Romans created the game and imported it in an attempt to civilise the Scots. Waste of time that was :D

Whisky - Scotch only means it came from Scotland, the whisky came from Ireland

CB

have I inadvertently created a let's bash Scotland thread? If so then great :bah:

Three things that did not come from Scotland

Bagpipes - Roman probably from Romania or Bulgaria originally

Golf - again the Romans created the game and imported it in an attempt to civilise the Scots. Waste of time that was :bah:

Whisky - Scotch only means it came from Scotland, the whisky came from Ireland

CB

:D :D :o:D

Inventions from Oz

None.TLW :D

have I inadvertently created a let's bash Scotland thread? If so then great :bah:

Three things that did not come from Scotland

Bagpipes - Roman probably from Romania or Bulgaria originally

Golf - again the Romans created the game and imported it in an attempt to civilise the Scots. Waste of time that was :bah:

Whisky - Scotch only means it came from Scotland, the whisky came from Ireland

CB

:D :D :o:D

Inventions from Oz

None.TLW :D

Didgereedoo (Sp?)?

Boomerang?

Tie me kangeroo down sport, tie me kangeroo down. :o

Bestial bondage tlw

have I inadvertently created a let's bash Scotland thread? If so then great :o

Three things that did not come from Scotland

Bagpipes - Roman probably from Romania or Bulgaria originally

Golf - again the Romans created the game and imported it in an attempt to civilise the Scots. Waste of time that was :D

Whisky - Scotch only means it came from Scotland, the whisky came from Ireland

CB

WhiskEy comes from Ireland. The poor imitation whisky, comes from the land of the porridge <deleted>.

1901: Federation Wheat William Farrer released the Federation wheat strain, resistant to fungal rust disease and drought. 1901: Flotation Method of Ore Separation The method for separating ore from rock crushings, using bubbles to float the ore to the surface, was developed by Charles Potter and Guillaume Delprat of NSW. 1905: Thrust Bearing Anthony Michell invented the tilt-pad thrust bearing, which reduced friction and increased power transmitted. The technology has been used in ship building around the world and also in pumps and turbines. 1906: Surf Lifesaving Reel Designed by Lyster Ormsby, the reel was first demonstrated at Bondi Beach. 1906: Feature Film The Story of the Kelly Gang was the world's first feature length film. 1906: Kiwi Boot Polish The boot polish that could restore the faded colour of brown shoes was first available for sale. 1909: Improved Sheep Shears Aboriginal inventor, author and spokesperson, David Unaipon, patented an improved handpiece for sheep shears. 1913: Automatic Totalisator Invented by George Julius, the tote automated betting at horse races. 1915: Aspro While the German firm Bayer first produced aspirin, a Melbourne pharmacist George Nicholas and experimenter, Henry Woolf Smith produced a high-grade aspirin product, ‘Aspro’, that later took over the international market. 1918: Anthrax Vaccine John McGarvie Smith donated his secret discovery of an anthrax vaccine to the NSW Government shortly before his death. 1922: Rotary Hoe Cliff Howard, with help from his brother Albert built the first full-size rotary hoe cultivator. It uses energy to turn the soil directly, rather than dragging a plough behind a tractor. 1926: Heart Pacemaker A doctor from the Crown Street Women's Hospital in Sydney, who wished to remain anonymous, invented the original pacemaker in Australia. 1928: Royal Flying Doctor Service Reverend John Flynn was the founder of the world's first Aerial Medical Service, now known as the Royal Flying Doctor Service (RFDS). In May 1928, Dr St Vincent Welch made the first official RFDS visit. 1928: First Crossing of the Pacific Sir Charles Kingsford Smith and his crew performed the world’s first air crossing of the Pacific Ocean. 1928: Speedo Swimwear This swimwear originated in Sydney when the MacRae Knitting Mills manufactured the company's first swimsuit, the razorback, made from silk and joined in the middle of the back. Speedo introduced the world's first nylon swimsuit in 1957. 1929: Pedal Wireless The pedal-operated generator, connected to a wireless, was invented by Alfred Traeger. 1930: Letter Sorting Machine Sydney GPO was the site for the first mechanised letter sorter which was developed by an engineer with the Posmaster-General’s Department. 1933: Utility Vehicle The ute, with a front like a car and rear like a truck was designed by Lewis Bandt at the Ford Motor Company in Geelong, Victoria. 1941: Penicillin production starts Penicillin, extracted and refined by a team led by Howard Florey, was trialled successfully on humans, and went into production in time to aid casualties of World War II. 1945: Hills Hoist This rotary clothesline with a winding mechanism allowing the frame to be raised and lowered was invented by Lance Hill of Adelaide in 1945. 1946: Shepherd Castors George Shepherd invented strong, easily manoeuvrable dome-shaped castors for furniture. These replaced traditional pivoted wheel castors. 1947: Cloud Seeding Scientists at CSIRO conducted the first successful cloud seeding experiments, making rain fall near Bathurst, NSW. 1950: School of the Air The first ever radio lesson was broadcast using the transmitter at the Australian Royal Flying Doctor Base at Alice Springs. 1952: Victa Lawnmower The Victa version of the petrol lawnmower with rotary blades was developed by Mervyn Victor Richardson, and became an Aussie icon. 1952: Atomic Absorption Spectrophotometer Sir Alan Walsh of the CSIRO invented this instrument used for high speed chemical analysis of metallic elements. 1953: Solar Water Heater The first prototype of a solar water heater was developed at CSIRO in Victoria. 1956: Redback Spider Antivenom An antivenom for the bite of the redback spider developed by Dr Saul Weiner was released for use. 1957: Permanent Crease Trousers The process of producing permanent creases in fabric was developed by Dr Arthur Farnworth of CSIRO by adding a special resin to wool fibres to change their chemical structure. 1957: A.E. Bishop Holdings Pty Ltd This company was established by Dr Arthur Bishop, beginning his life's work as an international leader in vehicle steering innovations. 1958: Black Box Flight Recorder Dr David Warren in Melbourne invented the first black box flight memory recorder. The unit recorded the pilot's voice and a few instrument readings. 1958: Round-the-World Airline Service Qantas inaugurated a pioneering round-the-world airline service with two planes taking off from Melbourne. 1960: Plastic Spectacle Lenses Scientific Optical Laboratories designed the world's first plastic spectacle lenses which are 60% lighter than glass lenses. 1961: Ultrasound George Kossoff and David Robinson built the first ultrasound scanner at the ultrasonics institute in the Commonwealth Department of Health. 1964: Latex Gloves The Ansell company had made household gloves since 1925. In 1964 they introduced the disposable latex gloves for use in surgery. 1965: Inflatable Aircraft Escape Slide Jack Grant of Qantas invented the inflatable aircraft escape slide which can also be used as a raft on water. These slides are now standard safety equipment on all major airlines. 1965: Wiltshire Staysharp Knife The Wiltshire Staysharp knife was invented with a sheath which sharpens the knife each time it is withdrawn. 1965: Wine Cask Thomas Angove introduced the wine cask. 1968: Polyvalent Snake Antivenom A snake antivenom capable of acting against the poison from most Australian snakes was developed by CSIRO. 1969: Australia Shows the First Steps on the Moon The radio telescope in Parkes, New South Wales, received and relayed to the world the first pictures of the first moon landing. 1970: Microsurgery Pioneered Professor Earl Owen from Sydney pioneered microsurgery techniques by performing the first microsurgery operation when he rejoined an amputated index finger. 1972: Orbital Internal Combustion Engine The orbital internal combustion engine was developed by engineer Ralph Sarich of Perth, Western Australia. 1972: Rowcar Rotary Club members designed a small four-wheeled vehicle, with hand propulsion and steering, to give mobility to disabled and incapacitated children. 1973: Pop Top Can Sir Ian McLennan of BHP came up with the idea of press-buttons where the button is hinged to the can and does not cause a litter problem. 1973: In-vitro Fertilisation The world's first pregnancy using IVF technology was reported from Monash Medical Centre. 1974: Super Sopper Sydney inventor Gordon Withnall invented this device which soaks up water from wet sportsgrounds. 1974: PSZ CSIRO developed partially stabilised zirconia; an extremely tough ceramic with a wide range of industrial applications. 1975: Interscan An aircraft approach and landing guidance system using microwaves was successfully tested at Tullamarine Airport, Melbourne. 1976: Electronic Ignition System A silicon-chip ignition system for small engines in lawnmowers and chainsaws was developed by the Notarus brothers in Sydney. 1978: Synroc Professor Ted Ringwood led a team at the Australian National University to develop synthetic rock to contain high-level nuclear waste with safety. 1979: Bionic Ear The cochlear implant, designed to help the hearing impaired and profoundly deaf, was invented by Professor Graeme Clark of the University of Melbourne. 1979: Race Cam A lightweight, fixed camera used in car racing and other sports broadcasts was developed by Australian engineer, Geoff Healey. 1979: Cool Lightweight Wool Fabrics The technique for spinning lightweight wool was invented at CSIRO. 1981: Bodyguard Power Protector Gerard Industries developed a power point with an inbuilt electronic circuit that cuts the power if there is a power leakage and virtually eliminates the chance of electric shock. 1983: Footrot Vaccine CSIRO produced a vaccine against footrot using genetic engineering techniques. 1983: Winged Keel Australia II won the America's Cup in part due to the revolutionary winged keel designed by Ben Lexcen. 1984: In-vitro Fertilisation The first frozen embryo baby was born in Melbourne using a technique developed by Dr Alan Trounsen and Dr Linda Mohr. 1985: World's Most Efficient Solar Cells Dr Stuart Wenham and Professor Martin Green from the University of New South Wales produced the world's first 20% efficient solar cell. 1985: Dynasphere Lightning Protection A Tasmanian company, Global Lightning Technologies, developed the Dynasphere lightning terminal. The company exports its products to over 30 countries. 1985: Broncostat The oral vaccine to prevent bronchitis, was developed by Professor Robert Clancy at the University of Newcastle. It reduces attacks of acute bronchitis by up to 90%. 1986: Gene Shears The discovery of gene shears - molecules used to prevent harmful and unwanted genes in plants and animals - was made by CSIRO scientists, Dr Wayne Gerlach and Dr Jim Haseloff. 1987: Wave Piercing Catamaran Ship builder Incat Australia Pty Ltd designed a low buoyancy bow which helps the catamaran pierce through waves, resulting in a faster and smoother journey. 1988: Plastic Banknotes CSIRO and Note Printing Australia developed the world’s first polymer banknote made from tough flexible polypropylene plastics. These notes last longer and are more difficult to counterfeit than paper money. 1988: Biological Pesticides The world's first non-chemical biological pesticide was invented at the University of Adelaide. 1990: Reading Machine for the Blind Milan Hudecek of Melbourne invented the world's first reading machine for the blind. 1991: Plastic Rod Bone Repair The technique of using plastic rods in place of metal pins and screws was developed by Dr Michael Ryan and Dr Stephen Ruff at Sydney's North Shore Hospital. 1991: Biodegradable Marine Degreaser The world's first biodegradable marine degreaser, made from naturally-occurring marine oils, was developed by the CSIRO and Beku Environmental Products Ltd. 1992: Multi-focal Contact Lens The world's first multi-focal contact lenses were invented by optical research scientist, Stephen Newman of QLD. 1993: Underwater Computer Bruce Macdonald at the Australian Institute of Marine Science developed the world’s first underwater computer with a multi-button hand-held keypad that mimics a conventional keyboard. 1994: Sportswool CSIRO developed a new bi-layer fabric consisting of wool and polyester, ideal for sportswear because the fabric allows rapid dissipation of moisture. 1995: Calicivirus CSIRO developed this rabbit-specific virus that resulted in the number of rabbits declining up to 8% in some areas of Australia. 1996: Australian in Space Dr Andy Thomas completed his first mission in space aboard the NASA Space Shuttle Endeavour. In 1998 he spent 141 days aboard the Russian Mir Space Station. 1996: Relenza The world's first anti-influenza drug was developed by the Victorian College of Pharmacy, Monash University and Biota Holdings. In 2000, the drug was approved for release in Australia, Europe and the USA. 1998: Hybrid Toilet A lightweight, fully-enclosed toilet system which requires no water and minimal maintenance was released for sale. 1998: Skin Polarprobe Polartechnics Ltd, the Sydney Melanoma Unit and CSIRO developed the Solarscan™, a device to scan the skin and quickly assess sunspots to determine if they are melanomas. 1999: Night and Day Contact Lenses The Cooperative Research Centre for Eye Research and Technology developed this contact lens made of revolutionary material capable of transmitting six times more oxygen to the eye, allowing extended wear for up to 30 days and nights. 2000: Biodegradable Packaging The Cooperative Research Centre for International Food Manufacture and Packaging Science developed new biodegradable packaging materials based on starch

Australians - Inventive TLW1901: Federation Wheat William Farrer released the Federation wheat strain, resistant to fungal rust disease and drought. 1901: Flotation Method of Ore Separation The method for separating ore from rock crushings, using bubbles to float the ore to the surface, was developed by Charles Potter and Guillaume Delprat of NSW. 1905: Thrust Bearing Anthony Michell invented the tilt-pad thrust bearing, which reduced friction and increased power transmitted. The technology has been used in ship building around the world and also in pumps and turbines. 1906: Surf Lifesaving Reel Designed by Lyster Ormsby, the reel was first demonstrated at Bondi Beach. 1906: Feature Film The Story of the Kelly Gang was the world's first feature length film. 1906: Kiwi Boot Polish The boot polish that could restore the faded colour of brown shoes was first available for sale. 1909: Improved Sheep Shears Aboriginal inventor, author and spokesperson, David Unaipon, patented an improved handpiece for sheep shears. 1913: Automatic Totalisator Invented by George Julius, the tote automated betting at horse races. 1915: Aspro While the German firm Bayer first produced aspirin, a Melbourne pharmacist George Nicholas and experimenter, Henry Woolf Smith produced a high-grade aspirin product, ‘Aspro’, that later took over the international market. 1918: Anthrax Vaccine John McGarvie Smith donated his secret discovery of an anthrax vaccine to the NSW Government shortly before his death. 1922: Rotary Hoe Cliff Howard, with help from his brother Albert built the first full-size rotary hoe cultivator. It uses energy to turn the soil directly, rather than dragging a plough behind a tractor. 1926: Heart Pacemaker A doctor from the Crown Street Women's Hospital in Sydney, who wished to remain anonymous, invented the original pacemaker in Australia. 1928: Royal Flying Doctor Service Reverend John Flynn was the founder of the world's first Aerial Medical Service, now known as the Royal Flying Doctor Service (RFDS). In May 1928, Dr St Vincent Welch made the first official RFDS visit. 1928: First Crossing of the Pacific Sir Charles Kingsford Smith and his crew performed the world’s first air crossing of the Pacific Ocean. 1928: Speedo Swimwear This swimwear originated in Sydney when the MacRae Knitting Mills manufactured the company's first swimsuit, the razorback, made from silk and joined in the middle of the back. Speedo introduced the world's first nylon swimsuit in 1957. 1929: Pedal Wireless The pedal-operated generator, connected to a wireless, was invented by Alfred Traeger. 1930: Letter Sorting Machine Sydney GPO was the site for the first mechanised letter sorter which was developed by an engineer with the Posmaster-General’s Department. 1933: Utility Vehicle The ute, with a front like a car and rear like a truck was designed by Lewis Bandt at the Ford Motor Company in Geelong, Victoria. 1941: Penicillin production starts Penicillin, extracted and refined by a team led by Howard Florey, was trialled successfully on humans, and went into production in time to aid casualties of World War II. 1945: Hills Hoist This rotary clothesline with a winding mechanism allowing the frame to be raised and lowered was invented by Lance Hill of Adelaide in 1945. 1946: Shepherd Castors George Shepherd invented strong, easily manoeuvrable dome-shaped castors for furniture. These replaced traditional pivoted wheel castors. 1947: Cloud Seeding Scientists at CSIRO conducted the first successful cloud seeding experiments, making rain fall near Bathurst, NSW. 1950: School of the Air The first ever radio lesson was broadcast using the transmitter at the Australian Royal Flying Doctor Base at Alice Springs. 1952: Victa Lawnmower The Victa version of the petrol lawnmower with rotary blades was developed by Mervyn Victor Richardson, and became an Aussie icon. 1952: Atomic Absorption Spectrophotometer Sir Alan Walsh of the CSIRO invented this instrument used for high speed chemical analysis of metallic elements. 1953: Solar Water Heater The first prototype of a solar water heater was developed at CSIRO in Victoria. 1956: Redback Spider Antivenom An antivenom for the bite of the redback spider developed by Dr Saul Weiner was released for use. 1957: Permanent Crease Trousers The process of producing permanent creases in fabric was developed by Dr Arthur Farnworth of CSIRO by adding a special resin to wool fibres to change their chemical structure. 1957: A.E. Bishop Holdings Pty Ltd This company was established by Dr Arthur Bishop, beginning his life's work as an international leader in vehicle steering innovations. 1958: Black Box Flight Recorder Dr David Warren in Melbourne invented the first black box flight memory recorder. The unit recorded the pilot's voice and a few instrument readings. 1958: Round-the-World Airline Service Qantas inaugurated a pioneering round-the-world airline service with two planes taking off from Melbourne. 1960: Plastic Spectacle Lenses Scientific Optical Laboratories designed the world's first plastic spectacle lenses which are 60% lighter than glass lenses. 1961: Ultrasound George Kossoff and David Robinson built the first ultrasound scanner at the ultrasonics institute in the Commonwealth Department of Health. 1964: Latex Gloves The Ansell company had made household gloves since 1925. In 1964 they introduced the disposable latex gloves for use in surgery. 1965: Inflatable Aircraft Escape Slide Jack Grant of Qantas invented the inflatable aircraft escape slide which can also be used as a raft on water. These slides are now standard safety equipment on all major airlines. 1965: Wiltshire Staysharp Knife The Wiltshire Staysharp knife was invented with a sheath which sharpens the knife each time it is withdrawn. 1965: Wine Cask Thomas Angove introduced the wine cask. 1968: Polyvalent Snake Antivenom A snake antivenom capable of acting against the poison from most Australian snakes was developed by CSIRO. 1969: Australia Shows the First Steps on the Moon The radio telescope in Parkes, New South Wales, received and relayed to the world the first pictures of the first moon landing. 1970: Microsurgery Pioneered Professor Earl Owen from Sydney pioneered microsurgery techniques by performing the first microsurgery operation when he rejoined an amputated index finger. 1972: Orbital Internal Combustion Engine The orbital internal combustion engine was developed by engineer Ralph Sarich of Perth, Western Australia. 1972: Rowcar Rotary Club members designed a small four-wheeled vehicle, with hand propulsion and steering, to give mobility to disabled and incapacitated children. 1973: Pop Top Can Sir Ian McLennan of BHP came up with the idea of press-buttons where the button is hinged to the can and does not cause a litter problem. 1973: In-vitro Fertilisation The world's first pregnancy using IVF technology was reported from Monash Medical Centre. 1974: Super Sopper Sydney inventor Gordon Withnall invented this device which soaks up water from wet sportsgrounds. 1974: PSZ CSIRO developed partially stabilised zirconia; an extremely tough ceramic with a wide range of industrial applications. 1975: Interscan An aircraft approach and landing guidance system using microwaves was successfully tested at Tullamarine Airport, Melbourne. 1976: Electronic Ignition System A silicon-chip ignition system for small engines in lawnmowers and chainsaws was developed by the Notarus brothers in Sydney. 1978: Synroc Professor Ted Ringwood led a team at the Australian National University to develop synthetic rock to contain high-level nuclear waste with safety. 1979: Bionic Ear The cochlear implant, designed to help the hearing impaired and profoundly deaf, was invented by Professor Graeme Clark of the University of Melbourne. 1979: Race Cam A lightweight, fixed camera used in car racing and other sports broadcasts was developed by Australian engineer, Geoff Healey. 1979: Cool Lightweight Wool Fabrics The technique for spinning lightweight wool was invented at CSIRO. 1981: Bodyguard Power Protector Gerard Industries developed a power point with an inbuilt electronic circuit that cuts the power if there is a power leakage and virtually eliminates the chance of electric shock. 1983: Footrot Vaccine CSIRO produced a vaccine against footrot using genetic engineering techniques. 1983: Winged Keel Australia II won the America's Cup in part due to the revolutionary winged keel designed by Ben Lexcen. 1984: In-vitro Fertilisation The first frozen embryo baby was born in Melbourne using a technique developed by Dr Alan Trounsen and Dr Linda Mohr. 1985: World's Most Efficient Solar Cells Dr Stuart Wenham and Professor Martin Green from the University of New South Wales produced the world's first 20% efficient solar cell. 1985: Dynasphere Lightning Protection A Tasmanian company, Global Lightning Technologies, developed the Dynasphere lightning terminal. The company exports its products to over 30 countries. 1985: Broncostat The oral vaccine to prevent bronchitis, was developed by Professor Robert Clancy at the University of Newcastle. It reduces attacks of acute bronchitis by up to 90%. 1986: Gene Shears The discovery of gene shears - molecules used to prevent harmful and unwanted genes in plants and animals - was made by CSIRO scientists, Dr Wayne Gerlach and Dr Jim Haseloff. 1987: Wave Piercing Catamaran Ship builder Incat Australia Pty Ltd designed a low buoyancy bow which helps the catamaran pierce through waves, resulting in a faster and smoother journey. 1988: Plastic Banknotes CSIRO and Note Printing Australia developed the world’s first polymer banknote made from tough flexible polypropylene plastics. These notes last longer and are more difficult to counterfeit than paper money. 1988: Biological Pesticides The world's first non-chemical biological pesticide was invented at the University of Adelaide. 1990: Reading Machine for the Blind Milan Hudecek of Melbourne invented the world's first reading machine for the blind. 1991: Plastic Rod Bone Repair The technique of using plastic rods in place of metal pins and screws was developed by Dr Michael Ryan and Dr Stephen Ruff at Sydney's North Shore Hospital. 1991: Biodegradable Marine Degreaser The world's first biodegradable marine degreaser, made from naturally-occurring marine oils, was developed by the CSIRO and Beku Environmental Products Ltd. 1992: Multi-focal Contact Lens The world's first multi-focal contact lenses were invented by optical research scientist, Stephen Newman of QLD. 1993: Underwater Computer Bruce Macdonald at the Australian Institute of Marine Science developed the world’s first underwater computer with a multi-button hand-held keypad that mimics a conventional keyboard. 1994: Sportswool CSIRO developed a new bi-layer fabric consisting of wool and polyester, ideal for sportswear because the fabric allows rapid dissipation of moisture. 1995: Calicivirus CSIRO developed this rabbit-specific virus that resulted in the number of rabbits declining up to 8% in some areas of Australia. 1996: Australian in Space Dr Andy Thomas completed his first mission in space aboard the NASA Space Shuttle Endeavour. In 1998 he spent 141 days aboard the Russian Mir Space Station. 1996: Relenza The world's first anti-influenza drug was developed by the Victorian College of Pharmacy, Monash University and Biota Holdings. In 2000, the drug was approved for release in Australia, Europe and the USA. 1998: Hybrid Toilet A lightweight, fully-enclosed toilet system which requires no water and minimal maintenance was released for sale. 1998: Skin Polarprobe Polartechnics Ltd, the Sydney Melanoma Unit and CSIRO developed the Solarscan™, a device to scan the skin and quickly assess sunspots to determine if they are melanomas. 1999: Night and Day Contact Lenses The Cooperative Research Centre for Eye Research and Technology developed this contact lens made of revolutionary material capable of transmitting six times more oxygen to the eye, allowing extended wear for up to 30 days and nights. 2000: Biodegradable Packaging The Cooperative Research Centre for International Food Manufacture and Packaging Science developed new biodegradable packaging materials based on starch

Australians - Inventive - TLW

and a partridge in a pear tree

expatriate TLW

Seems they invented wind.

:D:D

Seems the source is the Wirral Merseyside :o

Seems they invented wind.

We didn't invent wind but have mastered the art of passing it :o

tlw heinz meanz fartz

CB

Okay apart from

1901: Federation Wheat William Farrer released the Federation wheat strain, resistant to fungal rust disease and drought. 1901: Flotation Method of Ore Separation The method for separating ore from rock crushings, using bubbles to float the ore to the surface, was developed by Charles Potter and Guillaume Delprat of NSW. 1905: Thrust Bearing.........................................................................

...........................................

what have the Australians given us?

Pythonesque tlw

Okay apart from
1901: Federation Wheat William Farrer released the Federation wheat strain, resistant to fungal rust disease and drought. 1901: Flotation Method of Ore Separation The method for separating ore from rock crushings, using bubbles to float the ore to the surface, was developed by Charles Potter and Guillaume Delprat of NSW. 1905: Thrust Bearing.........................................................................

...........................................

what have the Australians given us?

Pythonesque tlw

The Ashes... but not too often

Burnt TLW

Dame Edna ??

Katoeys TLW

I have a resident haggis in my fridge which was bought in Widnes and flown by Easyjet to sunny Swissland along with a pot of stilton.

Don't ya love your friends.... but he forgot the sausages, bacon, black puddin etc..... I shall of course send back with so called friend - fondue

TLW

'

Hi Patsy Cat, I just wanted to say you have the happiest avatar on the entire thai visa site.

Smiles TLW

I have noticed that about some cats they really know how to portray

ALOOF.. TLW

(for those less educated that's not what you have in the bath - thats a loofah........... :o )

I don't have a loofah I have one of those scrunchy things.

TLW

PS Jockstar did you have a barby on the beach this christmas?

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