why am i here?

Alzheimers? ....TLW

I have forgotten everything!

Actually, I had a short story published once (to much critical acclaim) about a man who'd forgotten everything, everything. He found himself walking through a desert naked. Nothing to associate with except one lingering memory, a phone number of a girl he liked. Although he didn't remember what a phone was or even a number. He stooped and scratched it in the sand not knowing what it was...

Still celebrating the old birthday Tiggs ?

Wine TLW.

That 500 pounds worth of wine seems to be holding up well...

That's well gone now! Mostly for business purposes you understand...

That's well gone now! Mostly for business purposes you understand...

Of course, serious business is wine tasting.

An educational moment regarding wine tasting.

Vertical and horizontal tasting

Vertical and horizontal wine tastings are wine tasting events that are arranged to highlight differences between similar wines.

In a vertical tasting, different vintages of the same wine type from the same winery are tasted. This emphasizes differences between various vintages.

In a horizontal tasting, the wines are all from the same vintage but are from different wineries. Keeping wine variety or type and wine region the same helps emphasize differences in winery styles.

And I thought vertical tasting took place at the beginning and horizontal at the end of a session.

Blooted TLW

"And I thought vertical tasting took place at the beginning and horizontal at the end of a session"

That's what it suggests to me too!

Which ISP are you with?

I'm with the Halifax.

Jeez TLW taken over by the cybertrons, is there a Doctor in the house?

And now?

I'd crawl naked over broken glass for a 5 litre box of ASDA's finest house red.

Such good taste Taddy!

Trust me...... it's better than the paint stripper you can buy here.

I really miss a good bottle of wine.

Whine ....... TLW

Trust me...... it's better than the paint stripper you can buy here.

I really miss a good bottle of wine.

Whine ....... TLW

Well Taddy my friend, I have over 100 bottles of good (all good!) wine in my cellar - pop over and I'd be more than happy to share a bottle or two with you.

Trust me...... it's better than the paint stripper you can buy here.

I really miss a good bottle of wine.

Whine ....... TLW

Well Taddy my friend, I have over 100 bottles of good (all good!) wine in my cellar - pop over and I'd be more than happy to share a bottle or two with you.

I often wished I could develope a good wine cellar but my trouble is that as fast as I buy it I drink it.

Thirsty TLW

You need to buy more!

You need to buy more!

I like your thought processes. Lots of positive vibes!

There's an absolutely huge butterfly in the office right now. Trying to think how I could catch it without damaging it's wigs. Unfortunately all the windows are screwed shut for security reasons.

Lepidopterist...........tlw

Correction : we now think it is a moth as it has landed and it's wings are held flat.

What do the assembled company think?

You need to buy more!

or drink less... (perish the thought!)

You need to buy more!

I like your thought processes. Lots of positive vibes!

There's an absolutely huge butterfly in the office right now. Trying to think how I could catch it without damaging it's wigs. Unfortunately all the windows are screwed shut for security reasons.

Lepidopterist...........tlw

Correction : we now think it is a moth as it has landed and it's wings are held flat.

What do the assembled company think?

From the look of it, it reminds me of the rare 'kaput moth'.

Well it's definately kaput now, lying motionless on the window sill.

RIP tlw

You need to buy more!

or drink less... (perish the thought!)

I beg your pardon? Does not compute, does not compute...

You need to buy more!

or drink less... (perish the thought!)

I beg your pardon? Does not compute, does not compute...

Agreed, a quite alien conception borne out of alcohol deprivation.

Sheeesh suegha you've held tlw long enough to have a rent book.

Disposession tlw

He's held TLW for two full days - has to be a record.

Evicted TLW

Entrenched! TLW

Not this time! Ousted TLW

resurrected

tlw

CB

Hey, Beaky's back.

Missed .... TLW

Yes I 'm back - my access to the net has been disrupted due to an excess of work

tlw boomerang

CB

Yes I 'm back - my access to the net has been disrupted due to an excess of work

tlw boomerang

CB

Hope that equates to an excess of salary.

TLW-rewarding

Yes I 'm back - my access to the net has been disrupted due to an excess of work

tlw boomerang

CB

Hope that equates to an excess of salary.

TLW-rewarding

more a case of naught to something

tlw pittance

Bludger TLW

Excess of work or excess of Walking?

Patters TLW

hi