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The Last Word

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^It's in the pantry hidden behind the flagon of vino, which is hidden behind the sack of self-raising flour...

(With apologies to an old mate of mine, who's rather found of a drink and whose wife found his stash of Blue Label behind a sack of self-raising flour in the pantry... and emptied it down the sink - no, not the flour.)

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Emptied it down the sink!!! Sacralidge!

Tiggs, please move to the back of the line. You've had TLW long enough!

Mine TLW

There has been many times in the past that " it " has been allowed to masquerade as the last word...............This is not one of them.

Them.

I'll select Chimpy's mate's name.

That's TLW

Funny! However, isn't it the case with many classics, you get more out of it the more you experience it?

Yeah, figgad that out with my classic older Thai bar gal in Chalong, 'she' is........TLW

Really? What were the fockers' names?

Focker Gaylord? Say no more...

Name? Sounds like a perverse sexual proclivity to me...

I have all the Fockers on my Home Yjratre HDD since waaaaay back last year.

Never ever looked at them.

Yes, I'd leave the fockers alone too...

Lost on page two again chaps.

Do try and keep it up........................( as the stripper said to Kayo)

Disappointment TLW.

KO should know better than going into those strip clubs. :o

What is hard to break but can only break when it's hard?

Imagine having to tell your doctor that you'd broken your willy...

(Careful, Thad.)

An Army doctor once gave me heaps for contracting something " mossy" on the old tadger.

Not a happy man after forcing me to write out a contact sheet, only to find the name at the top of the list was his sister !!!!

Disappointment TLW.

Imagine having to tell your doctor that you'd broken your willy...

(Careful, Thad.)

Oi .... whatever could you be thinking I would say?

Getting to the end of my tether.

Restraint - tlw

Don't worry eek, when you get to the end of one tether there's always the start of another one! :o

Don't let it get you down too much, eek. Just think, one day you'll look back and laugh about this rough little patch in your life.

(Perhaps.)

Hah! Tnx. .Hmm.

Forum support - tlw.

Hah! Tnx. .Hmm.

Forum support - tlw.

Is that more like a jock strap or an underwire bra ?

TLW - droopy.

everything in moderation.

Pun - the last word

I thought the purpose of moderation was the exact opposite.

threadbare - TLW

^^As long as you don't jump on the banned wagon.

Pun #2 TLW

E: Out of seq again. Chimpy.

who will get to 111 first?

Race? - tlw

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