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New Bedlam Member

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Appears Artisan is our latest Bedlam member. Sorry for my teasing, just getting you ready for the real test here. :D

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Does he/she know about Bedlam?

I gave him/her a hint when I was teasing him/her about duplicates. Now the real question is "he or she"? :o

Does he/she know about Bedlam?

I gave him/her a hint when I was teasing him/her about duplicates. Now the real question is "he or she"? :D

He is a he, but his avarta is better looking :o

Hello Everyone,

Thank you for your kind words. Hi Tywais........He does like to tease, doesn't he? I wonder when he passes out of Uni?

I didn't know about "Bedlam" until Tywais dropped a hint about something beyond the 499 postings marker and, on my 500th posting, I will be admitted to a special forum, maybe an inner sanctum.....very mysterious, eh? My intrigue got the better of me and I was half expecting "Bedlam" to be some Occult Cabal (I hoped).

Do I get a badge?

Arisan

P.S. I'm male, I bowl from the correct end and my avatar is mine...so keep you hands off!

Finally found your way in then? Thats why we all thought you were female. Thought you kept getting lost :o:D

Finally found your way in then? Thats why we all thought you were female. Thought you kept getting lost :o:D

I was lost once, too, artisan. Very sad, indeed. That is until Dale found me and lead me to the promised forum. Here life is pure and simple. Nirvanic bliss. The Gods, er, Mods don't bother us much and allow us to do as we please now that we've reached adult adolesence. Well, almost . . . :D

A very warm, hearty, affable, cordial, gracious, sincere, curteous, loquatious, deep, profound, exuberant, vivacious, effervescent, and brash welcome to Bedlam. :D

Finally found your way in then? That's why we all thought you were female. Thought you kept getting lost :o:D

Lost?.... Me?.... Never!!!......................OK, strayed maybe but never lost. When do I have my rites of passage from adolescence to adulthood?....and who pays?.....................and will it hurt because I'm still a virgin? :D

Welcome to Bedlam Artisan... let's hope you can raise the standard in here... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

will it hurt because I'm still a virgin? :D

It will only hurt if Jai dee tries to insert a pineapple rough end first, like he promised to do to one of our female members :o:D

A very warm, hearty, affable, cordial, gracious, sincere, curteous, loquatious, deep, profound, exuberant, vivacious, effervescent, and brash welcome to Bedlam. :D

Thank you. Merci, danke, gratzie, korp khun krab, dĕkuji, cheers, ջնորհակալռւլժյուն, 唔該, dĕkuji, gracias, dank U and, especially for my fellow Geordies, ta very much. :o

Ohh no your not a Geordie are you? Well there goes the high standards we normally have in this room :o

Welcome to Bedlam Artisan... let's hope you can raise the standard in here... :o

Thank you very much Jai Dee. I will try.

I hope that I have not been branded as being insane and locked away for the rest of my days; an inmate, never to be released from this part of the Asylum (aka Thaivisa Expat Forum). I have heard that, apart from the padded cell set aside for folk-singers, beat-poets and teasers ( :D ), there is no grimmer place in this "Institution".

(P.S. ...only kidding Tywais)

Welcome to Bedlam Artisan... let's hope you can raise the standard in here... :o

even higher? :D

Ohh no your not a Geordie are you? Well there goes the high standards we normally have in this room :o

Hi Daley, I've always enjoyed reading your postings....they bring a certain "je ne sais quoi" to the Forum. Never mind though, I hope that we can be friends. :D

Of course we can mate :o . I am born to a Geordie mother, and most of my family live up round that way. Chester le street(sp) Consett and Gateshead :D

Ohh no your not a Geordie are you? Well there goes the high standards we normally have in this room :o

Hi Daley, I've always enjoyed reading your postings....they bring a certain "je ne sais quoi" to the Forum. Never mind though, I hope that we can be friends. :D

It's daleyboy, not Dellboy :D

(You need to be familiar with the UK's Only Fools And Horses series to get that one...)

Welcome to Bedlam Artisan :D

Of course we can mate :o . I am born to a Geordie mother, and most of my family live up round that way. Chester le street(sp) Consett and Gateshead :D

Well, well Daley. Small world isn't it?...I was born in Chester-le-Street and went to school there before flitting the nest.......best thing that I ever did too.

Welcome to Bedlam Artisan... let's hope you can raise the standard in here... :o

Thank you very much Jai Dee. I will try.

I hope that I have not been branded as being insane and locked away for the rest of my days; an inmate, never to be released from this part of the Asylum (aka Thaivisa Expat Forum). I have heard that, apart from the padded cell set aside for folk-singers, beat-poets and teasers ( :D ), there is no grimmer place in this "Institution".

(P.S. ...only kidding Tywais)

Geez, what a bunch of naive fools. When Jai Dee tells you to raise the standard he's talking about this:

:D

Other than that, Bedlam has no standard; only morbid depths. :D

Welcome Artisan.

Happy posting! :D

Korp khun mak krab Khun Boon Mee :o

Warmest welcomes Artisan. Don't forget to read the Seonai's Party post !!! :o:D

Welcome Artisan.

You are lucky. It is relatively sane in here at the moment. :o

Welcome Artisan.

You are lucky. It is relatively sane in here at the moment. :o

Relatively sane? That's not what I've heard Ulysses..take a look at the following! What's it like when it's completely bonkers?

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Many thanks to you anyway.

Artisan

I think I can speak for all the males here, with the exception of UG. We have copied your avatar...

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You can go now.

Thank you

A very warm, hearty, affable, cordial, gracious, sincere, curteous, loquatious, deep, profound, exuberant, vivacious, effervescent, and brash welcome to Bedlam. :D

Ditto to that which what he just said. :D

Tippa, you took the very fukcin' words outta me mouth. :o

:D

Artisan, welcome.

I hope the bastards in here are nicer to you than they are to me. They are positively horrid. :o

(And I have done ###### all to deserve it, either)

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