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New Thaivisa Membership Cards

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Tried to overlay the images but couldn't decide who should be on top. :o Figured Glauka more left wing and you right, or is that Boon Mee - get you two confused at times. :D Also, more afraid of Glauka - her tenacity is un-nerving. :D

Well, when you put it that way, OK ! :D

Not sure how you could confuse Boon Mee and myself though. I don't kiss GWB's butt and agree with everything he says without question. I've agreed with Boon on some matters and disagreed on others (I try to stay in the center where possible).

And yes, Glauka can be tenacious, even when her cause is lost, and was hopeless to begin with ! :D

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Don't forget to upgrade your card when you hit 1,000 posts ! :D

Wouldn't want to miss out on an extra 5% discount on...............nothing ! :o

I'm afraid I'll never need the upgrade, Kerry. You see, the khon Thai instilled in me believes in lucky 9's. And once I reach 999 posts you will see me forever no more. I will call my TV posting career quits while it's been a good one. :D

BTW, what's my credit limit on the card?? :D

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I'm afraid I'll never need the upgrade, Kerry. You see, the khon Thai instilled in me believes in lucky 9's. And once I reach 999 posts you will see me forever no more. I will call my TV posting career quits while it's been a good one. :D

BTW, what's my credit limit on the card?? :o

You'll be back (possibly in a different "form", reincarnated as a new member, clawing your way back up to Bedlam) ! :D

This card is a DISCOUNT card, not a CREDIT card ! Sheesh.

(BTW, I think the maximum DISCOUNT is equal to the number of posts you've made, in SATANGS ! (So, in your case the maximum would 9 baht) :D

This card is a DISCOUNT card, not a CREDIT card ! Sheesh.

(BTW, I think the maximum DISCOUNT is equal to the number of posts you've made, in SATANGS ! (So, in your case the maximum would 9 baht) :o

If you subtract out his esoteric posts then it pretty well negates the 9 baht entirely. :D

This card is a DISCOUNT card, not a CREDIT card ! Sheesh.

(BTW, I think the maximum DISCOUNT is equal to the number of posts you've made, in SATANGS ! (So, in your case the maximum would 9 baht) :o

If you subtract out his esoteric posts then it pretty well negates the 9 baht entirely. :D

:D:D:D

Bad, bad, bad, tywais. :D

If i dont get MY card soon, i'm gunna be forced to close this thread and start banning people!!!!!

:o

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If i dont get MY card soon, i'm gunna be forced to close this thread and start banning people!!!!!

:D

I don't have any Immortal Cards, just ordinary Membership cards :o

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(try it on George at the next Mod/Admin meeting !) :D

Woooohoooo!

I'll present it at the next Mods meeting and see how much free chang i can get <hick>

Woooohoooo!

I'll present it at the next Mods meeting and see how much free chang i can get <hick>

I remember a long time ago a discussion about having a ThaiVisa pub/restaurant - don't know what happened to the idea but this card could be used there. Of course it means the place would go bankrupt in the first month. :o

Woooohoooo!

I'll present it at the next Mods meeting and see how much free chang i can get <hick>

I remember a long time ago a discussion about having a ThaiVisa pub/restaurant - don't know what happened to the idea but this card could be used there. Of course it means the place would go bankrupt in the first month. :D

Nah, not really. It'll only be used to discount the cover charge. :o

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Nah, not really. It'll only be used to discount the cover charge. :o

Which, in accordance with Thai custom, will be higher for ex-pat members :D

Nah, not really. It'll only be used to discount the cover charge. :o

Which, in accordance with Thai custom, will be higher for ex-pat members :D

:D:D:D

probably worth more than the "Thailand Elite" cards!!

Couples card...

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hmmm, I notice that Glauka's member number comes before mine, and her avatar is higher than mine.

What are you trying to suggest there ? :o

Tried to overlay the images but couldn't decide who should be on top. :D Figured Glauka more left wing and you right, or is that Boon Mee - get you two confused at times. :D Also, more afraid of Glauka - her tenacity is un-nerving. :D

ME!!! but if i am just i poor little girl being bashed by heartless Canadian guy, tywais.... :D

YOU!!! Kerryd be afraid of me....my malicious mind is working in something... :D

(i hope i can come up with something) :D

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ME!!! but if i am just i poor little girl being bashed by heartless Canadian guy, tywais.... :o

YOU!!! Kerryd be afraid of me....my malicious mind is working in something... :D

(i hope i can come up with something) :D

Something worse than poisonous snakes in my bed ? :D

Good thing Thailand is a long, long, LONG way away from Spain ! :D

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I was just managing my attachments and noticed something interesting. The original card I made (with my name and details) was down loaded 42 times !!

Next most popular was Glauka's card (9 down loads), followed by Wolfie's and brittmaveric's cards (7 each).

Now all we need is a Thai Visa party/piss-up where we can use our "discounts" :o

Had you used the avatar I asked you to (Boobs.gif) mine would have been viewed hundreds, if not thousands, of times. :o

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Had you used the avatar I asked you to (Boobs.gif) mine would have been viewed hundreds, if not thousands, of times. :D

Hmmm, had you asked me to use that pic, I would have :D

(but I noticed that they aren't animated anymore once I stick them in the cards)

Sooo, when is the next TV party/piss-up ? :o

I was just managing my attachments and noticed something interesting. The original card I made (with my name and details) was down loaded 42 times !!

Next most popular was Glauka's card (9 down loads), followed by Wolfie's and brittmaveric's cards (7 each).

Now all we need is a Thai Visa party/piss-up where we can use our "discounts" :D

Hmmm now why would someone download anothers card????? :o

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Hmmm now why would someone download anothers card????? :o

If we have another TV piss-up, we could see 7 people claiming to be Wolfie, 7 more claiming to be brittmaveric, 9 claiming to be Glauka and 42 claiming to be ME !! :D

(The real me will be easy to spot, I'll be the one that actually pays for his own drinks, and isn't afraid to ring the bell on ocassion !)

Hmmm now why would someone download anothers card?????

Copyright theft?

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Hmmm now why would someone download anothers card?????

Copyright theft?

Hey ! It saved me 17 seconds of work ! :o

Hmmm now why would someone download anothers card????? :o

If we have another TV piss-up, we could see 7 people claiming to be Wolfie, 7 more claiming to be brittmaveric, 9 claiming to be Glauka and 42 claiming to be ME !! :D

(The real me will be easy to spot, I'll be the one that actually pays for his own drinks, and isn't afraid to ring the bell on ocassion !)

I'll be the bloke standing next to you. :D

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excellent kerry.

but you are going ot wish you hadn´t started-....

"We have 28,080 registered members"

7 down, 28,073 to go ! :D

(notice that I posted this in Bedlam though, where I knew fewer people would see it. If I had of put this in General Topics, there would be hundreds of people that wouldn't realize it's a joke.

The thread would have been filled with people wanting to know where they could use the card, why can't it be used for (what ever), when (we) would be listing places it is good for and so on. Most of them wouldn't have noticed the disclaimer at the bottom of the OP, nor would they have noticed the fine print on the bottom of the card "(note: This card does not actually entitle you to a discount on anything)".)

I figured the Bedlam population would be able to handle a joke like this a little bit better :o

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So I went and visited page 28 (my age) of bedlam (at forty threads per page vies in your settings)... There were no unread threads, but this one jumped to my attention...

Kerry, I reckon I'm up for an upgrade. I had less than 5K posts and ten different avataras since then.. &lt;deleted&gt;' heck.. typing is getting difficult thees time of nite.

If i dont get MY card soon, i'm gunna be forced to close this thread and start banning people!!!!!

:bah:

:D :D :D

Hmmm now why would someone download anothers card?????

Copyright theft?

What ever happened to wolf3570? About the closest thing to a cousing that Dr. Naam has!

Bl00dy he11 Kayo - resurrecting a two year old thread?!

desperate - TLW

buggger, wrong thread!

JxP

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Sheesh, it has been awhile hasn't it ?

Oddly enough, I still have copies of most of the cards I've made tucked away on my 'puter.

Not sure if I'll make anymore in the near future though. I'm still pouting about missing the last PissUp in Pattaya by TWO days. :D

As for kayo. 6k+ posts in 16 months ? You need a girlfriend ! (even one of those inflatable types) :o

He claims that he's working on it. :o

JxP - I know, I know, I've been lurking around the 'inner temple' threads of Bedlam too much.

PS: - We have genuine ThaiVisa membership cards up here in Chiang Mai :D ner ner ner ner nerrrr!

Were they from the BBQ you guys had up there a few months ago?

Were they from the BBQ you guys had up there a few months ago?

Kinda, sorta . . . well . . . no . . . not really membership cards but they've got the avatars on!

Here's the thread.

JxP

This is a classic 'old days' badlam thread. Thanks for the reminder kayo!

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