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Silly signs around the island? Seen any - got any?

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I still maintain that there's absolutely nothing humorous about simple spelling mistakes . . . unless they accidentally also end up spelling something that happens to be funny. Sigh.

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If you haven't noticed, the topic of this thread says "silly signs". Doesn't say anything about it having to be funny for everyone. Sigh.

Fresh Seafood today.... but order the day before, so we can catch it! (well some of it at least!) tongue.png

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Another place nearby ...... if you want service, press the ding dong, and see if someone is around to serve you....wink.png place is called Open Sometimes (Maenam beach, Soi 4 area)

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Hmm is This Even legal ;)

Think i took it at U2 thai restaurant in bang rak. Great food btw but never tried This one :)

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If you haven't noticed, the topic of this thread says "silly signs". Doesn't say anything about it having to be funny for everyone. Sigh.

As it happens, I did notice the title of the topic.

I started it.

R

So, you should have written "funny" instead of "silly".

Fresh Seafood today.... but order the day before, so we can catch it! (well some of it at least!) tongue.png

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Another place nearby ...... if you want service, press the ding dong, and see if someone is around to serve you....wink.png place is called Open Sometimes (Maenam beach, Soi 4 area)

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Great idea for tee shirt, "Push Ding-Dong" (or "pull" dependant on sex)...

I still maintain that there's absolutely nothing humorous about simple spelling mistakes . . . unless they accidentally also end up spelling something that happens to be funny. Sigh.

Perhaps you should share some of your own images to give us an example as to exactly what you want .... your constant whining that images posted does not suit you, as to what is funny or silly ..... it's a little tedious....coffee1.gif

Or perhaps we'll start and new topic, and leave your topic to die....rolleyes.gif

I still maintain that there's absolutely nothing humorous about simple spelling mistakes . . . unless they accidentally also end up spelling something that happens to be funny. Sigh.

Perhaps you should share some of your own images to give us an example as to exactly what you want .... your constant whining that images posted does not suit you, as to what is funny or silly ..... it's a little tedious....coffee1.gif

Or perhaps we'll start and new topic, and leave your topic to die....rolleyes.gif

That's telling him Jimmy !

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Not a "silly" sign, but OMG !!! what does this new traffic light at Soi 4 Maenam mean?

blink.png It's the worse and most confusing traffic light I have ever seen...facepalm.gifblink.png

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red arrow and green arrow at the same time... and the lights are green on the ring road....whistling.gif

The red does indeed make it worse (it's been green in all 4 directions for more than a decade!)

The photo below was taken last May, shortly after it had opened. The massage shop is in Lamai. It is halfway down the road, which has the One Way Pub at the top end, on the Ring Road, and the Outback Bar, on the Beach Road, at the bottom end.

It offers "Sethis Fection", but, sadly, this does not appear to be 'guaranteed'. However, as the sign says, this is a "Classic".

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With reference to my post above, I should have added that the shop is owned by farang. Although they are not English speakers, they look in their 60s and were probably rockers in their youth so they should of course know all about the Rolling Stones and "Sethis Fection"

"http://www.theguardian.com/music/video/2012/nov/05/rolling-stones-perform-satisfaction-video"

The photo below was taken last May, shortly after it had opened. The massage shop is in Lamai. It is halfway down the road, which has the One Way Pub at the top end, on the Ring Road, and the Outback Bar, on the Beach Road, at the bottom end.

It offers "Sethis Fection", but, sadly, this does not appear to be 'guaranteed'. However, as the sign says, this is a "Classic".

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A more appropriate sign in that particular venue might as well show plate of mince & a magnet! smile.png

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New sign at entrance to Chaweng Beach town at the lake corner roundabout:
"No weapons allowed

unless will be imprisehed at maximum rate for 5 years

or no over 10,000 THB fine or both"

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Not a silly sign, but I saw this in the big book shop in Central Festival, and it made me chuckle. Tasty.

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Not a silly sign, but I saw this in the big book shop in Central Festival, and it made me chuckle. Tasty.

3rd edition.

Didn't take a pic but lately Ive seen multiple signs on samui urging motorists to "share the road" lol

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The photo below was taken last May, shortly after it had opened. The massage shop is in Lamai. It is halfway down the road, which has the One Way Pub at the top end, on the Ring Road, and the Outback Bar, on the Beach Road, at the bottom end.

It offers "Sethis Fection", but, sadly, this does not appear to be 'guaranteed'. However, as the sign says, this is a "Classic".

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Seen at an island resort breakfast buffet

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The photo below was taken last May, shortly after it had opened. The massage shop is in Lamai. It is halfway down the road, which has the One Way Pub at the top end, on the Ring Road, and the Outback Bar, on the Beach Road, at the bottom end.

It offers "Sethis Fection", but, sadly, this does not appear to be 'guaranteed'. However, as the sign says, this is a "Classic".

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I initially thought it should have read fetish section,my mind must be working overtime,it is of course satisfaction

Used to be a tattoo shop, in Chaweng I think, had a sign up out front read "Tattoos Done While You Wait".... um?

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Didn't take a pic but lately Ive seen multiple signs on samui urging motorists to "share the road" lol

Is this some kind of massage ?

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Not a silly sign but more used to seeing something like this 'Bag Snatchers Warning' in Bangkok

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