April 12, 200619 yr well Ive reached my first TV landmark and have made it to Bedlam.... im almost excited - but i dont know why dont mind me - im just gonna have a nose around - its taken me 9 months to get here!
April 12, 200619 yr Ok the rules of bedlam. 1 no naked ladies, titties or camels toes. 2 Unless you want to be labelled a sad case, alwas log in as anonymous if you are going to read any threads started by boonme or ug. 3. Dont get in the way of the kerryd glauka love/hate thing they have going. 4. Whatever anyone says about me wearing pink dresses and calling myself shirley it's all <deleted> lies. 5. Feel free to laugh hard at the american footballers are pussies thread, being an Englishman you know this is true and TBB and the other supporters are really just in denial that they dont play a mans game. 6. There are other rules like the secret handshake, but you have to earn that before you get taught, just dont listen to wolfie or jai dee, it has nothing to do with pulling your trousers down and tickling tackle 7. The real booses in here are sbk and boo, not only mods but women, so you know they are ALWAYS right just like all women. There are other rules but this will do to get you started
April 12, 200619 yr well Ive reached my first TV landmark and have made it to Bedlam....im almost excited - but i dont know why dont mind me - im just gonna have a nose around - its taken me 9 months to get here! Welcome Rio....but watch where you're sticking that nose ← Who is this guy Dave anyhow?
April 12, 200619 yr Author 1 no naked ladies, titties or camels toes. youre kidding me right - 9 fkin months of reading n posting and still no porno.. 3. Dont get in the way of the kerryd glauka love/hate thing they have going. ill be sure to look out for this 4. Whatever anyone says about me wearing pink dresses and calling myself shirley it's all <deleted> lies. okaaaaay mate.... whatever you say! ill keep it under my hat then.. mums the word! 7. The real booses in here are sbk and boo, not only mods but women, so you know they are ALWAYS right whistling.gif just like all women. this much ive already gathered from being on the other side of the "500 posts" fence
April 12, 200619 yr Welcome Rio, nice to have you here. 1 no naked ladies, titties or camels toes. youre kidding me right - 9 fkin months of reading n posting and still no porno.. Not in Bedlam anyways 4. Whatever anyone says about me wearing pink dresses and calling myself shirley it's all <deleted> lies. okaaaaay mate.... whatever you say! ill keep it under my hat then.. mums the word! Don't beleive him Rio, he was the one who confessed to us
April 12, 200619 yr Dale for to mention: Rule No. 8: Don't <deleted> with me. I'm the meanest SOB in Bedlam and I'll tear you a new ###### if you get on my wrong side, and I have many. Ask anybody here if you don't believe me. Those wimpy ladies who play rugsbie with the girlies will tell you how just how mean and tough and nasty I am. In fact, you're already starting to piss me off, rio.
April 12, 200619 yr Author thanks for the warm welcome Tipaporn - and i used to think you were such a nice chap too. ill rise to the bait this time - ive seen your mugshot in your photo album and you can be safe in the knowledge that i firmly believe that a man of your stature could barely open a bag of crisps without getting in a sweat - let alone tearing me a new ######## PS: i used to play rugby too
April 12, 200619 yr So what? I've lost a little weight and maybe some stature, too, since my playing days. And just because I have a sweet and innocent face to attract ladies with doesn't mean I'm not rotten to the core. Welcome to the promised land, rio. It's promised here that if you've still got some marbles left somebody else is playing with them now. Edit: And please don't pay any mind to the likes of chuch and Dale. They're innocent and harmless enough. Their tall tales of rugsbie remind me of the many fishing stories that you hear. A 20 lb. bass is really a 2 inch minnow.
April 12, 200619 yr Author ...a sweet and innocent face to attract ladies with doesn't mean I'm not rotten to the core. nah i think youre just like your avatar really - a pussy.... cat Edit: And please don't pay any mind to the likes of chuch and Dale. They're innocent and harmless enough. Their tall tales of rugsbie remind me of the many fishing stories that you hear. A 20 lb. bass is really a 2 inch minnow. This maybe the case - i dunno about chuch but ive been round to Dales house to meet him and his mrs.. thoroughly nice chap he is too - now im a big bloke but i wouldnt fancy playing rugby against him!
April 12, 200619 yr ...a sweet and innocent face to attract ladies with doesn't mean I'm not rotten to the core. nah i think youre just like your avatar really - a pussy.... cat My avatar symbolizes my give-a-<deleted> attitude. What, me worry??? Edit: And please don't pay any mind to the likes of chuch and Dale. They're innocent and harmless enough. Their tall tales of rugsbie remind me of the many fishing stories that you hear. A 20 lb. bass is really a 2 inch minnow. This maybe the case - i dunno about chuch but ive been round to Dales house to meet him and his mrs.. thoroughly nice chap he is too - now im a big bloke but i wouldnt fancy playing rugby against him! Would like to get the chance to meet Dale, but I may not be back home until July or thereabouts. It all depends on the sale of my house here. Chuch is up in CM, I believe. Never been up there but must go one of these days. Hopefully I'll get a chance to meet with a few TV members at Seonai's pissup whenever that gets firmly scheduled.
April 12, 200619 yr ...a sweet and innocent face to attract ladies with doesn't mean I'm not rotten to the core. nah i think youre just like your avatar really - a pussy.... cat My avatar symbolizes my give-a-<deleted> attitude. What, me worry??? Edit: And please don't pay any mind to the likes of chuch and Dale. They're innocent and harmless enough. Their tall tales of rugsbie remind me of the many fishing stories that you hear. A 20 lb. bass is really a 2 inch minnow. This maybe the case - i dunno about chuch but ive been round to Dales house to meet him and his mrs.. thoroughly nice chap he is too - now im a big bloke but i wouldnt fancy playing rugby against him! Would like to get the chance to meet Dale, but I may not be back home until July or thereabouts. It all depends on the sale of my house here. Chuch is up in CM, I believe. Never been up there but must go one of these days. Hopefully I'll get a chance to meet with a few TV members at Seonai's pissup whenever that gets firmly scheduled. I will be in Thailand between the 26th June and the 25th July mate, always happy to catch up, just let me know when and where. I will be all over the place heres a list of places i will be Sakaeo Petchabun Phuket Bangkok Surin Pattaya Korat And i am going to try and make it to that funny little island that Seonai lives on And a few places in between, so pretty much anywhere is good with me
April 12, 200619 yr I will be in Thailand between the 26th June and the 25th July mate, always happy to catch up, just let me know when and where. I will be all over the placeheres a list of places i will be Sakaeo Petchabun Phuket Bangkok Surin Pattaya Korat And i am going to try and make it to that funny little island that Seonai lives on And a few places in between, so pretty much anywhere is good with me Whoa . . . with a little urchin in tow? Oi, breaking the little tyke in quickly as a globetrotter! Good for him. You've got a full schedule there, mate. If I get back in time (may Buddha help pave my way) might be a good chance. I'm in Huai Khwang 30 min. due south of Don Muang and you'll be exiting from there. Time will tell.
April 12, 200619 yr heres a list of places i will beSakaeo Petchabun Phuket Bangkok Surin Pattaya Korat Look me up, i wanna see you in those hot pants
April 12, 200619 yr I will be in Thailand between the 26th June and the 25th July mate, always happy to catch up, just let me know when and where. I will be all over the placeheres a list of places i will be Sakaeo Petchabun Phuket Bangkok Surin Pattaya Korat And i am going to try and make it to that funny little island that Seonai lives on And a few places in between, so pretty much anywhere is good with me Whoa . . . with a little urchin in tow? Oi, breaking the little tyke in quickly as a globetrotter! Good for him. You've got a full schedule there, mate. If I get back in time (may Buddha help pave my way) might be a good chance. I'm in Huai Khwang 30 min. due south of Don Muang and you'll be exiting from there. Time will tell. Thats where we hang out when we are in BKK anyway. We normally stay at the ratchada cit hotel, or if thats booked up we stay in the palazzo. All the wifes friends live up round this area
April 12, 200619 yr heres a list of places i will be Sakaeo Petchabun Phuket Bangkok Surin Pattaya Korat Look me up, i wanna see you in those hot pants No worres fella, i will remember to pack them. I will let you know what dates we are heading that way once we get them booked up
April 12, 200619 yr heres a list of places i will be Sakaeo Petchabun Phuket Bangkok Surin Pattaya Korat Look me up, i wanna see you in those hot pants No worres fella, i will remember to pack them. I will let you know what dates we are heading that way once we get them booked up Daley Version of this......???
April 12, 200619 yr How dare you associate me with scampy. Only joking mate, just like that but BIGGER
April 12, 200619 yr Thats where we hang out when we are in BKK anyway. We normally stay at the ratchada cit hotel, or if thats booked up we stay in the palazzo. All the wifes friends live up round this area Fortune Town/Tesco Lotus is directly across the street from me. Hollywood and Dance Fever are just to the north, and Soi 4 is the soi just north of us. Soi Cowboy is about 5 min. (on a Sunday early morning) due south, but I don't think that's part of your agenda.
April 12, 200619 yr Rio, have you noticed the thread hijackings??? Get used to it, mate. Hey, at least this one hasn't turned political . . . yet. Where is Boonie, anyway?
April 12, 200619 yr Thats where we hang out when we are in BKK anyway. We normally stay at the ratchada cit hotel, or if thats booked up we stay in the palazzo. All the wifes friends live up round this area Fortune Town/Tesco Lotus is directly across the street from me. Hollywood and Dance Fever are just to the north, and Soi 4 is the soi just north of us. Soi Cowboy is about 5 min. (on a Sunday early morning) due south, but I don't think that's part of your agenda. Nice We always used to hang out at dance fever, not this year though with a baby in tow. We also spend alot of time at a seafood restaurant on the left if your heading out to the airport. Huge place with a inside and outside satage with live music. They also have a caberet place attached to the side, and last time we were there loads of private karaoke booths. During the day we are normally found round by robinsons or carrefour
April 12, 200619 yr Thats where we hang out when we are in BKK anyway. We normally stay at the ratchada cit hotel, or if thats booked up we stay in the palazzo. All the wifes friends live up round this area Fortune Town/Tesco Lotus is directly across the street from me. Hollywood and Dance Fever are just to the north, and Soi 4 is the soi just north of us. Soi Cowboy is about 5 min. (on a Sunday early morning) due south, but I don't think that's part of your agenda. Nice We always used to hang out at dance fever, not this year though with a baby in tow. We also spend alot of time at a seafood restaurant on the left if your heading out to the airport. Huge place with a inside and outside satage with live music. They also have a caberet place attached to the side, and last time we were there loads of private karaoke booths. During the day we are normally found round by robinsons or carrefour My wifey's younger sister is part owner in Momo's, the club around the corner from Hollywood on the same horseshoe soi. It's deadsville, but a good place to shoot some pool. Might I relieve you of some of that holiday cash you're bringing?
April 12, 200619 yr Pool like American football is for stupid americans that cant play a proper game like snooker or rugby But i will happily take your money off you anytime. If you prefer snooker, then i normally play on Sukhumvit soi 7 with all the local cops. Normally for 20 baht a game And just round the corner thhave a great little restaurant where you sit outside and fish for prawns, before they are cooked. Not that i eat prawns but the wife loves it there.
April 12, 200619 yr Billiards is proper terminology! No its not, billiards is a completely different game, involving two white balls and a red ball i believe.
April 12, 200619 yr This almost seems irrelevant now as the thread has wandered (that's what happens in Bedlam). However, Rio, welcome to Bedlam...
April 12, 200619 yr Billiards is proper terminology! No its not, billiards is a completely different game, involving two white balls and a red ball i believe. Snooker, Red/Greens
April 12, 200619 yr Billiards is proper terminology! No its not, billiards is a completely different game, involving two white balls and a red ball i believe. Snooker, Red/Greens Eight ball, call your last pocket, and NO slop. I'll spot you a beer.
April 12, 200619 yr Billiards is proper terminology! No its not, billiards is a completely different game, involving two white balls and a red ball i believe. Snooker, Red/Greens Eight ball, call your last pocket, and NO slop. I'll spot you a beer. Well i understood most of that, but what does NO slop mean? And you dont need to spot a beer, i believe if you ask the waitress they will bring one over for you, no need to go spotting I will let you however buy me a fanta as i dont drink dirty alcohol
April 12, 200619 yr Eight ball, call your last pocket, and NO slop. I'll spot you a beer. Well i understood most of that, but what does NO slop mean? And you dont need to spot a beer, i believe if you ask the waitress they will bring one over for you, no need to go spotting I will let you however buy me a fanta as i dont drink dirty alcohol No slop means call all your shots, down to the last detail. If you sink your ball any other way you lose your shot. Fanta???? Rugby???? Give me a break.
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