Chonburi: Penis enlargement attempt fails horrendously

[wwex]

actually this is very common in Thailand, usually they put small stones inside the cuts

[belg]

just buy a big watermelon and hang it over there and let gravity work

looooooooooooool

[ghworker2010]

if he wanted to enlarge it surely he should have simply taken the blue pill

[boomerangutang]

another drug-related crime....

woops, we're not supposed to say that alcoholic drinks are drugs.

Plus, they're the only legal recreational drug, and politicians and judges drink whiskey, .....so please disregard my missive. go ahead and keep drinking boys. It's legal.

Even so, imagine if the guy did what he did while on speed or heroin .....headline writers would be going apeshit, shouting; "Drug Related Crime!"

[klauskunkel]

wrong tool, should have used a scissors

[Pimay1]

actually this is very common in Thailand, usually they put small stones inside the cuts

Are you serious?

[Rykbanlor]

Doh! Not another cock up

[cekipa]

It could be funny but I think its tragic ... this poor guy obviously drunk needs help more than blame.

Hope for him the infection will not bring him 'misery'. It is easy to 'prey' with sarcasm on such events given the stupidity of the action he has done. There is nothing further to do: he is already receiving the help he needs and once his hangover is over, he will be able to understand what he has done to himself thus never do it again.

[eddie61]

Is this one of those Darwin award moments?

No, he has to die, learn the requirements before posting comments about the Darwin Awards

i think it should be "prevented from breeding"

[mrwallettt]

Well I guess he was successful after all.....it is probably much larger now from infection!!!!!

[phitsanulokjohn]

Watched this on the news.The guys jeans were soaked in blood.Apparently,upon arrival at hospital he was in so much pain that the nurse wanted to administer a morphine injection.He said ''I don't like needles'' the nurse replied ''dont worry you'll just feel a little PRICK''

[Frank James]

This story was on the morning news yesterday. The poor guy was laid out on the sidewalk, covered in blood, obviously in great pain, and various passersby stopped to talk to him, while the camera rolled. No sign of an ambulance.

My wife told me that it was a somewhat common practice in Thailand for men to cut themselves in a "X" pattern across the tip of the organ, rather like the flared end cuts one sees on sausage sandwiches here. If one can withstand the excruciating pain, which must go on for several days at least, the organ heals, with a mushroomed head. Hence, it is "bigger" than before, in terms of girth.

Don't know if this man was doing that form of surgery, as the TV report stopped short of that level of specificity.

[newermonkey]

How come trying to cut off his Johnson is in anyway an attempt to make it bigger?! my guess is he's a "closet katoey fisherman" trying to become a fish wife! Or perhaps in his drunken confusion he thought an ell was attacking his balls!

[lungmi]

Penis enlargement? There are a lot of natural methods:

1. Massage (by a beautiful lady in preference)

2. Ginseng Tea for some weeks.

3. Remembering: Short and thick = Happiness of women.,Long and fine= Ladies pain.

[DocN]

actually this is very common in Thailand, usually they put small stones inside the cuts

Are you serious?

I hope not! Just the thought makes me cringe!

[soi41]

Fisherman and micro-surgeon!!

[Sing_Sling]

Luckily he didn't try to enlarge his brain..

Might well be that he thinks with his penis anyway, substitute for a brain.

Not anymore

He could have made it bigger using just his right hand and a magazine!

Welcome to the internet age! Moving pictures are far more effective . . . so I've been told

[MacWalen]

What happens in the minds of such people is a mystery. To cut his penis to enlarge it, does not make a lot of sense to me.

[kurnell]

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Crikey, that doesn't leave us much??

[lee b]

He should of tried tying it to a door handle and slamming the door !

[wpcoe]

actually this is very common in Thailand, usually they put small stones inside the cuts

Are you serious?

I hope not! Just the thought makes me cringe!

I believe the beads inserted are called mooks. An organ thusly "enhanced" looks like it's covered with warts. I believe the assumption is that the bumps on the shaft will enhance female pleasure, much like a ribbed condom would.

[bander]

Takes only a couple of drinks for a thai fisherman to upgrade himself to be a surgeon, what a moron

[Jingthing]

actually this is very common in Thailand, usually they put small stones inside the cuts

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm afraid so, and even though this link is in the gay forum, it's mostly straight men doing it:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/628114-bead-insertions-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/?p=6233959

[Pimay1]

actually this is very common in Thailand, usually they put small stones inside the cuts

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm afraid so, and even though this link is in the gay forum, it's mostly straight men doing it:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/628114-bead-insertions-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/?p=6233959

Thanks for the link Jing. I had no idea about that but, never too old to learn.

[Just1Voice]

This is one news article where I am pleased we do not have pictures.

AND the usual finger pointing

Thank God (whichever one you want) that there was no mandatory re-enactment either!

[Maggusoil]

Thankfully, he didn't talk his buddies into allowing him to perform the same enlargement procedure.

What was he going to do next, stuff rubber bands and splints of bamboo in there? ...and sew it up?

This seems to be a recurring question. As to motive and procedural strategy.

He may need to change his liquor and or his licker.

[HeijoshinCool]

And now for the rest of the story:

The nearest hospital, it turns out, was one that performs sex change operations ....

[JeffreyWitty]

My wife said the thai report of this story mentioned that the guy thought male circumcision led to larger penis growth - hence the wound.

[sunshine51]

"He is now in the hands of doctors at a local hospital"

Well at least he got a happy ending

Kinda ironicly painful that happy ending eh?!

[GirlDrinkDrunk]

My wife said the thai report of this story mentioned that the guy thought male circumcision led to larger penis growth - hence the wound.

oh, so he is not a moron.