Popular Post ravip Posted September 28, 2013 Popular Post Posted September 28, 2013 EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty pounds per hour' the psychiatrist replied. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty pounds a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for £8. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude, he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!' Forget the Shrinks HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more And nothing but happiness come through the door! 3
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