Okay, regardless that a lot of you guys out there are in heaven with your lovely wives /women with lovely husbands.................tell me your fantasy world if it was possible to make it come true. What would you really wish for if someone gave you three wishes?

Are you a Genie???????? At last, my genie has come....

Okay, regardless that a lot of you guys out there are in heaven with your lovely wives /women with lovely husbands.................

Being apparently the only a single guy here on Thaivisa, I can still safely perform your thought experiment without feelings of guilt.....

tell me your fantasy world if it was possible to make it come true.

My fantasy world is a magical place in Asia where all the women are really hot looking, nice and friendly, the weather is nice and hot, and the food is great.....

What would you really wish for if someone gave you three wishes?

1) Eternal youth

2) Near immortality

3) Lifetime Membership to Poseidon Massage parlour....

Well being the greedy person i am, i would wish for unlimited wishes........ then i would wish for world peace, lots of riches ad my own island just off the coast of Thailand.

I would bung the King a few quid and buy my island, which of course would be independant from Thailand, therefore i would become king of my Island, which means i could have my own laws and these would include lots of compulsory naked ladies and debaunchery(sp) i would have a bloody great house and i would move in all my friends. ohhhhh the dreams.

1) Eternal youth

2) Near immortality

3) Lifetime Membership to Poseidon Massage parlour....

If you got number 3, you'd certainly need numbers 1 & 2

1) Eternal youth

2) Near immortality

3) Lifetime Membership to Poseidon Massage parlour....

If you got number 3, you'd certainly need numbers 1 & 2

Ah, Kao Jai Krup?

Well being the greedy person i am, i would wish for unlimited wishes........ then i would wish for world peace, lots of riches ad my own island just off the coast of Thailand.

I would bung the King a few quid and buy my island, which of course would be independant from Thailand, therefore i would become king of my Island, which means i could have my own laws and these would include lots of compulsory naked ladies and debaunchery(sp) i would have a bloody great house and i would move in all my friends. ohhhhh the dreams.

Daleyboy.... I am CERTAIN I recall seeing your EXACT wishes on another thread So, they MUST be true!!!

Meanwhile, I'm still dreaming up my own..... I'll be back Genie!

well I am sorry to be so boring..... I was thinking of ..... no money worries, happy children, sea side, ice cream, good Italian food, red wine, ..............

oh go on then...... hot water when I want it, good red wine, cheese, nice clean white sheets (that someone else takes care of)

Is that three...........?

oh go on then...... hot water when I want it, good red wine, cheese, nice clean white sheets (that someone else takes care of)

Is that three...........?

That's 4 !!! U greedy genie, you ....

Well being the greedy person i am, i would wish for unlimited wishes........ then i would wish for world peace, lots of riches ad my own island just off the coast of Thailand.

I would bung the King a few quid and buy my island, which of course would be independant from Thailand, therefore i would become king of my Island, which means i could have my own laws and these would include lots of compulsory naked ladies and debaunchery(sp) i would have a bloody great house and i would move in all my friends. ohhhhh the dreams.

Daleyboy.... I am CERTAIN I recall seeing your EXACT wishes on another thread So, they MUST be true!!!

Meanwhile, I'm still dreaming up my own..... I'll be back Genie!

Those are my dreams Khall and you have a good memory, i did post exactly the same thing on another thread ages ago. Still dreaming though, waiting for it to come true

Well being the greedy person i am, i would wish for unlimited wishes........ then i would wish for world peace, lots of riches ad my own island just off the coast of Thailand.

I would bung the King a few quid and buy my island, which of course would be independant from Thailand, therefore i would become king of my Island, which means i could have my own laws and these would include lots of compulsory naked ladies and debaunchery(sp) i would have a bloody great house and i would move in all my friends. ohhhhh the dreams.

Daleyboy.... I am CERTAIN I recall seeing your EXACT wishes on another thread So, they MUST be true!!!

Meanwhile, I'm still dreaming up my own..... I'll be back Genie!

Those are my dreams Khall and you have a good memory, i did post exactly the same thing on another thread ages ago. Still dreaming though, waiting for it to come true

Apparently, the ex- PM has the exact same wishes.............. check with him for directions to an ISLAND NEAR YOU !! !!!!!

I'm not greedy so I'll take only one wish - happiness. That would kill all the birds with one stone.

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I'm not greedy so I'll take only one wish - happiness. That would kill all the birds with one stone.

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And HAPPINESS has a TRILLION meanings?!!!!!

I'm not greedy so I'll take only one wish - happiness. That would kill all the birds with one stone.

Edit: I'm such a .

And HAPPINESS has a TRILLION meanings?!!!!!

No, only 999,999,999,999. Actually, only one. But a few trillion ways that it can be experienced.

my old mum always said to wish for 3 things

Health

Wealth

and Happieness... bless her

and as much as i agree that these are worth having - my dark and sinister side compells me to say

fast cash

fast women

and fast cars

ill get me coat..

Freedom.

Freedom.

From what or....Who?

.. Comfortable lives for me family

.. A not-too-thick, caring, loving, understanding, not-too-insensitive man for meself (my job is grand, so I won't <deleted> with it!)

.. And... World Peace

1 .Enough cash so that myself and the next few generations of my offspring dont need to worry about anything.

2. true love (does that come with money?)

3. good health for my family, my friends and myself!

(kinda boring wishes really)

1 .Enough cash so that myself and the next few generations of my offspring dont need to worry about anything.

2. true love (does that come with money?)

3. good health for my family, my friends and myself!

(kinda boring wishes really)

Well, you already have eternal life, wolfie . . .

My first wish would be for a case of *Chang* that whenever I remove a bottle, it is replaced magically.

Two more wishes ......... errrrrr

Another two cases!

1 .Enough cash so that myself and the next few generations of my offspring dont need to worry about anything.

2. true love (does that come with money?)

3. good health for my family, my friends and myself!

(kinda boring wishes really)

Seriously - 3, Wolfie. You have three wishes and you can wish for everyone to be healthy, all over the world - still you confine the wish to yourself and your family??

Ah well.

1. Complete environmental stability for Earth no matter what devilry Man gets up to.

2. Good health for everybody.

3. Regular oral sex (looks alright so far).

1. for the world to be a peaceful and healthy place with unlimited resources (is that 3 already?)

2. to have enough money to be able to do as i wish

3. to be happy with my lot (once the first two are granted that is)

1. for the world to be a peaceful and healthy place with unlimited resources (is that 3 already?)

2. to have enough money to be able to do as i wish

3. to be happy with my lot (once the first two are granted that is)

to Bedlam, Donna.