weird conversations with bar girls?

[WitawatWatawit]

Bon Scott told me that Aussies, 'have the biggest balls of all!'

Bon Scott was performing in NZ at the time. He had to say it.

[thechineseguy]

i should've avoided his thread

[GinBoy2]

Clearly there is only one logical conclusion to this discussion. Everyone post pictures of your balls while holding a ruler (inches or cm your choice) and the truth will out! LOL

[FiftyTwo]

"Ohm"?

Let me guess her father was electrician and her brothers name is Ampere?

Thai word 'ohm' means suck or to keep in mouth.

[mca]

I had a similar experience once onu a transatlantic flight. Was sat next to an absolutely stunning lady and we got chatting. It transpired that she was a sex therapist on her way to a conference in the US. Had a fascinating conversation about her work, she said in her experience the most well endowed men are the Native American Indians, and strangely enough the most gifted lovers are the Welsh. After a while she said, "' enough about me, how about you, whats your name?". I replied, "Tonto Evans"!

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Bloody hell mate William Shakespeare called and wants his joke back!

[Songhua]

"Ohm"?

Let me guess her father was electrician and her brothers name is Ampere?

Watt?

[frankwhite]

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[WitawatWatawit]

Enough! This conversation has gone tits up.

[h90]

my old statistic teacher, would love to hear that even these girls are interested in statistics.....

[Tywais]

Enough! This conversation has gone tits up.

That would be an improvement.

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Hmmmmmmm, this is not the fetish forum chum............. ...............

[CharlieH]

Sums all this up nicely.......load of balls !

[loong]

Did these girls not tell you that the thickness of the wallet trumps all ?

[wileycoyote]

Newton's Cradle

[ongchart]

Bon Scott told me that Aussies, 'have the biggest balls of all!'

if you guys are talking about within Thailand's borders, then I have to say all of you are bullxxxting. It has to be none other than Mr. T who has the biggest balls.

[ajarnmarc]

Sadly, I am not so lucky to have such intellectual neighbours! width=32 alt=coffee1.gif>

If I had them, my wife would certainly keep them far away from me...

Not that I'd try anything, all the misses I've had relationships with,

feel the same...as far away as possible from girls with open mouths,

as she or they would put it.

So you're a lucky guy,

and long as you keep the misses in plan sight,

or there might be threats put against you, down the road,

or in later time, trying to cause turmoil in paradise.

My first girl had friend from the professional entertainment industry,

and they tried far & wide to put thoughts into her head,

whenever I wasn't around.

It didn't work initially,

but over time, it apparently took hold,

and she decided the best way to get back at whatever she thought I'd done...

was to get some of her own.

Big mistake, as she got the boot,

and I simply moved on to find someone more loyal,

and child bearing.

[Andre0720]

As a Canadian living in Thailand,

Sometimes I wish I was Irish so I would scare off fewer of these ladies....

[Andre0720]

Clearly there is only one logical conclusion to this discussion. Everyone post pictures of your balls while holding a ruler (inches or cm your choice) and the truth will out! LOL

And where is it that I would find such a wide angle lense???

[Tchooptip]

Apart from talking about food, NO.

Ah, what kinds of food? Carrot sticks! Bananas! Cucumbers perhaps!

Kinda obsessed these days ?

[wwex]

would be interesting to get their thoughts on Thai men, having visited several prisons in Thailand I was surprised by the amount of Thai men that have mutilated their penises or inserted rocks into them, or both, in fact some are so mutilated I doubt they would work, dont know if its common outside gang culture but it made me wonder if thats why some Thai ladies seem to not want much to do with Thai men

[amse]

And I thought the person asking how many xpats still used toilet tissue in Thailand, was bad taste, now another one in the poor taste catagory pops up.

[slipperylobster]

Canadians do not have balls, they have hockey pucks.

Anyways..this topic always shows a good amount of ignorance... Check the DNA of any Canadian and you will probably end up with Brit Balls or Welsh Balls...with a few French Balls thrown in. As for Americans....you got to add in the African DNA, which constitutes about 99 percent of the total population ball mass of the world. lol.

[rct99q]

Must have been fun talking with girls about whos got the biggest balls.

Seated alongside with my wife! Yes, very....interesting.

[Exsexyman]

I had a similar experience once onu a transatlantic flight. Was sat next to an absolutely stunning lady and we got chatting. It transpired that she was a sex therapist on her way to a conference in the US. Had a fascinating conversation about her work, she said in her experience the most well endowed men are the Native American Indians, and strangely enough the most gifted lovers are the Welsh. After a while she said, "' enough about me, how about you, whats your name?". I replied, "Tonto Evans"!

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Bloody hell mate William Shakespeare called and wants his joke back!

I hope you gave him my regards!

[Nip]

Perhaps it was lost in translation. What they were saying was Canadians were the biggest <deleted>'s?

[rct99q]

And I thought the person asking how many xpats still used toilet tissue in Thailand, was bad taste, now another one in the poor taste catagory pops up.

Actually never asked about the flavour, maybe st the next party i will ask for you!

[A1Str8]

Biggest balls? I thought women were into penis size, not large balls.

[supersomchai]

I remember more than a few bar girl conversations that went like this (gripping her fore arm) jeb jeb he couldnt get it in....giggle... bla.......so perhaps its time to cut this fallacy to size...

[superdome]

I once had a friend who thought he was BIG...showed it to a girl in Nana Plaza...he said "how do you fancy this for dinner"...she replied..." I want a 3 course meal..not a quick snack"...was he gutted or what

[tetleythedog]

I had a similar experience once on a transatlantic flight. Was sat next to an absolutely stunning lady and we got chatting. It transpired that she was a sex therapist on her way to a conference in the US. Had a fascinating conversation about her work, she said in her experience the most well endowed men are the Native American Indians, and strangely enough the most gifted lovers are the Welsh. After a while she said, "' enough about me, how about you, whats your name?". I replied, "Tonto Evans"!

Yeah, the old ones are the best ! Actually.....i'm Welsh ! Doesn't it make you wonder how the girls knew all this information ? After all...........didn't the Thai government say "There is no prostitution in Pattaya!!"