Uncle Harry

A guys having a busy day at work, and decides to call home to say he'll be a little late. His daughter answers the telephone.

"Hello, can I speak with with Mommy?"

"Mommy's upstairs with Uncle Harry"

"Oh, er, and whats Mommy and Uncle Harry doing upstairs?"

"They're playing in the bedroom, with no clothes on"

Shocked "Now listen very carefully. I want you to go upstairs and tell Mommy and Uncle Harry that Dad has just come home... Will you do that for me honey?"

"OK" and he hears her running up the stairs. A few minutes later his daugher picks the phone up again.

"OK honey, what happened?"

"Well, Uncle Harry started running around grabbing clothes fell down the stairs and now he's not moving"

"Oh... um... and what about Mommy"

"She also started running around grabbing clothes then jumped out of the window into the swimming pool that you emptied last week, and now she's not moving either"

"Oh, er.... Swimming Pool??? Is this 555 6245"