Jokes

[A. BOOZER]

Letter received from member of senior citizens luncheon club.

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior

citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor

Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am

all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me.

God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received one,

she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The

other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of

pieces. It was awful and she was in tears.

She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said screw you!

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Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely, Edna Walters